Ep 21. Fuck you!!
(Chapter ka name kaafi accha hai na? 😅🤣)
(And yaa do vote. Otherwise jo lecture Crazy affection mei diya tha voh suna dungi.)
Starting from where I left i.e DOME SESSION 'S voting :
Deepika- Blackvillians vote for them. Whom you want in Black villa?
(Everyone started writing on their cue cards.)
Ranveer- Are you ready to show??
Blackvillians- Yess!!
Deepika- Starting with Ananya!
Ananya- Ofcourse Sara and Varun! Bloody losers!
Janhvi- Sara and Aditya! Come back home dancing kids!!
Sara- Fuck you bitch!
Janhvi- Ja, ja apne relationships ko sambhaal.
Ranveer- Guyss!! Ek baar voting kardo phir mai popcorn and coldrinks sab mangvaake tumhari fight dekhunga but abhi please...
Ishaan- Aditya and Tara!
Ranbir- I want my bhai Adi and girls mei se kisi ko bhi bhej do mujhe kya! Mujhe sirf boys se matlab hai!
Alia- Huh??
Ranbir- I mean galti se bol diya but ummm... Sara tu aaja! Masti karenge!
Varun P.O.V
Yeh ranbir apni hee duniya mei kabhi isko ladke pasand hote hai toh kabhi pata nhi kaisi masti krni hai sara ke saath!
Tara- Ranbir mai interesting nhi hoon kya jo tum sara ki bula rahe ho?
Ranbir- Tara see I am least interested in your bakvaas and even in your dumb fights! So just shut the fuck up!
Janhvi- Aise toh tum show mei bhi least interested honge?!
Ranbir- Tujhe har baat mei ghusne ki kitni buri aadat hai na!
Janhvi- Ha hai. Kya karoge tum?
Ranbir- Kuch nhi bas tujhe ignore.
Katrina- Ranbir tum toh usse kuch kaho mat kyuki tumse apne relationships sambhaale nahi jaate toh tum isse kis muh se suna rhe ho.
Ranbir- Bhagwaan ne ek hee muh diya hai toh usse he use karna pdega. Baaki koi option nhi hai na.
Kriti- Arey Ranbir tumne bhi mimi dekhi? Kaisi lagi?
Aditya- Arey kriti enjoy krne de na fight! Chup reh!
Kriti- Lo aa gye tum jaisi giri hui soch wale male. Humesha ladki ko chup rehne ko bolna. Humesha ek ladki ko kyu sunn na padta hai?
Aryan- Abey oo political leader! Keep your dustbin mouth shut!
Sara P.O.V
Lo daal diya maggie mei ketchup.
Ranveer (in musical tone) - Agle hafte phir milenge aisi hee ek dil dehlaane wali ghatna ke saath. Dekhte rahiye Vardaat - e - Splitsvilla.
Cameraman Selfie stick ke saath deepveer. Aaj tak.
(Everyone watches Ranveer.)
Deepika- Ohh finally iss stupid line ne tumhara attention toh seek kiya. Please vote karo aur hume jaane do aaj mera voh krne ka mann hai.
Alia- Ughh... whatever!! I want Tara and Varun to come here.
Katrina- Sara and Aditya should come!
Ranveer- Okay so results ke anusaar Sara and Aditya aap dono jaayenge black villa mei. And congratulations Tara and Varun aap safe hai whitevilla mei.
Deepika- Guys ab jaise maine bola tha ki ek haseena hume join karengi kartik ki jagah. Toh ab unhe bulane ka time aa gaya hai.
Ranveer- But baby voh toh maine bola tha, ki ek haseena hume join kregi.
Deepika- But hum toh 2 jism ek jaan hai na!
Ranveer (blushing the hell out of him)- Naughtyy!!
Deepika- Haha chalo bulate hai uss haseen dilruba ko!!
Ranbir P.O.V
Readers aapko nhi lagta ki aaj yeh deepika and ranveer kuch zyaada hee mushy- mushy ho rhe hai? Definitely Deepika mujhe distract karne ki koshish kar rhi hai. I hate my exes. Katrina ko hee example mei add kar do. Fuck you! Fuck my life! Fuck everyone!
Ranveer- So please welcome Kartik's substitute KIARA ADVANI.
Tara P.O.V
Fuck!! Sidharth toh gaya haath se!
(Kiara enters and greets everyone. )
Ranveer- Siddharth ki taraf se welcome Kiara.
Kiara- Voh khud kyu nhi kar rha welcome??
Deepika- Voh kaise krega? Voh toh tumhe dekhne mei busy hai.
Kiara- Ohh!! Really?
Siddharth- Umm... nhi.
Kiara- Accha toh mai sundar nhi lag rhi hu??
(Author- bahut sundar ❤)
Sidharth- Nhi aisa nhi hai.
Varun- Toh kya meri kiyu sundar nhi hai?
Shraddha (hits varun with her elbow)- Kiyu?? Mujhe toh kabhi shraddz bhi nhi bulate?
Varun P.O.V
Please koi meri shraddha ko bacha lo. Please koi bacha lo! Yeh ananya, shanaya and janhvi ke saath reh rehkar isne bhi apni line ka copyright le hee liya. ' Mujhe toh kabhi shraddz nahi bulaaya. I hate you VD. '
Deepika- Welcome Kiara! Ab aap apni power use kar lijiye!
Vicky- Kaunsi Power?
Ranveer- Sabr karo baalak!
Deepika- So kiara ke paas power hai ki yeh kisi bhi ek ideal match ko break karke blackvilla mei daal skti hai and unn dono mei se kisi ko kisi ke saath bhi set up kar sakti hai.
Aditya P.O.V
Haha ab maza aayega btw mai toh pehle hee aa chuka hoon black villa mei. Mujhe kya tension!
Kiara- Umm.... I would like to break Varshra and Shraddha should come in blackvilla and Alia should go in white villa with Varun.
Ranveer- Uh oh!! Varshra broke!! But aap sid and tara ko bhi toh break kar skti thi na!
Kiara- Yah but main kartik ki jagah aayi hoon matlab jab kartik theek ho jaayega toh mujhe jaana pdega. So Sid and Kartik saath mei acche nhi lgenge na.
Varun- But you did really wrong by sending my chirkut there.
Shraddha P.O.V
It felt so good listening chirkut from his mouth.
Deepika- Guys Dome session is over. Now you all can leave to your new and respective villa. And yah the new room partners are Sara and aditya, Ranbir and shraddha , Kiara and katrina.
In Black villa------
(All blackvillians were sitting in Ranbir's room. Except Ananya, ishaan and Janhvi.)
Ranbir- Arey shraddz sunn na.
Shraddha- Kya hai??
Ranbir- Sunn na.
Shraddha- Haa baba bol!
Ranbir- Dekh tu agar varun se shaadi kregi toh tera naam kya hoga?
Shraddha- Kya?
Ranbir- Shraddha Kapoor Dhawan. Okay?
Shraddha- Okay.
Ranbir- But agar tu mere saath shaadi kregi toh ek bahut acchi cheez hogi.
Shraddha- Kya?
Ranbir- Tu Kapoor mai bhi Kapoor. Toh tera shraddha kapoor hee rhega. Toh bas karle mujhse shaadi.
Aditya- Rejected!!!
Ranbir- Aye negative tujhse poocha kya!
Sara- Accha proposal hai! Mai hoti toh haa keh deti!
Ranbir- Sacchi?
Sara- Yaah!
Ranbir- Toh haan bol de!
Aditya- Ayee!!!!
Katrina- Ranbir tum apni harkaton se baaz nahi aaoge na? Abhi bhi ladkiyon ko cheat karte ho!
Ranbir- I never asked for your opinion so just keep your fucking mouth shut! And both Kiara and you leave my room.
Kiara- Kat ka toh samajh aata hai but mujhe kyu nikaal rhe ho?
Ranbir- Because yeh wild Kat tumhe manipulate kar degi.
Katrina- Fuck you!!
Aditya- Sara baby abhi hum bhi chale humare room mei?
Sara (passes angry glare)- Baby?
Aditya- I mean Sara.
Sara- Bye Shraddha! Kisi bhi tarah ka khatra feel ho toh mere room mei aa jaana.
Ranbir- Arey main koi serial killer nhi hoon.
Sara- Whatever!!
In Sara and Aditya's room----
Sara- Listen Aditya!!
Aditya (came after shower) - Yahh!
Sara- You'll sleep on couch.
Aditya- But sara hum dono itne chote se couch mei kaise fit honge? And vaise bhi itna bada bed hai na!
Sara- For your kind information! Tum akele couch pe sona kyunki mai bed pe sone waali hu.
Aditya- What the heck!!
Sara (throws the blanket at him)- Good night.
Aditya (with puppy dog eyes)- Please sara!! I won't even touch you.
Sara- Pakka, you won't touch me?
Aditya- Sure!!!!
Sara- Okay.
Next Morning
(Shraddha and Ranbir's Villa)
Ranbir just woke up and felt Shraddha near him so he back hugged her. But.....
But Shraddha's body was feeling extremely muscular. So he pulled the Blanket and it was Aditya who was sleeping instead of shraddha.
Ranbir- What the actual fuck!!!!!
Aditya- Kya hai yaar sone de!
Ranbir- Tu yaha kya kar rha hai?
Aditya- kal raat ko shraddha mere room mei aayi thi toh voh aur sara uss room mei hai. And mujhe idhar aana pda.
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Hello readers!
Hope you all are doing well! Thank you so much for taking out time to read this part. I hope you enjoyed it.
Who was your favourite?
Who was the one you hated the most?
Which is your favourite couple?
Black Villians--
1. Sara ali khan
2. Shraddha Kapoor
3. Aditya Roy Kapur
4. Ranbir Kapoor
5. Katrina Kaif
6. Kiara Advani ( Kartik Aaryan)
7. Ananya Pandey
8. Janhvi Kapoor
9. Ishaan Khattar
White Villians--
1. Varun Dhawan
2. Alia Bhatt
3. Tara Sutaria
4. Sidharth Malhotra
5. Vicky Kaushal
6. Aryan Khan
7. Shanaya Kapoor
8. Kriti Sanon
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Twinkle
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