2:30Am
Offender: So...

Splendor: So what?

Offender: Did you smash?

Splendor: ...Yeah...

Offender: Who?

Splendor: A guy😓

Offender: No shame bro I knew you were gay we all knew 😁

Splendor: Wait how?!

Offender: I looked through your porn history it had nothing but gay porn

Splendor: ...Oh😑😑

Offender: Yeah I just never said anything

Splendor: .... right

Offender: I think I'm next to be in heat but I'll text you and let you know gdn bro😁

Splendor: gdn