Yo, sorry for the small wait (ish) but I've been actually waitin' for a response. Only got a few, so I asked a few friends. And they picked off the hook...well all except one. (He's a Callie fanguy....kinda disturbing. Actually I can't judge him.) Also I'm not gonna use Japanese add ons...it just messes with the wording. Other than that let's get started for the splatt fest!
All: so...what team did you pick?
U-uh... you'll figure out!

Y/n: neither...I pick neither Callie.
She was shocked to hear this from him, but nodded, understanding his reasoning.
Y/n: unless I'm able to pick both sides, but that's not gonna happen. Anyway I'm sure you have things to do, places to see-
Callie actually grinned and started to move closer
Callie: actually I'm free for today-
He picked her up, causing a small yelp in his right ear, and brought her outside, dropping her on the concrete.
Y/N: consider that as my compensation, so we're even. Two, no, we can hang out later today though Callie. First I'm paying Silver a visit. I'm afraid of what headphones may have done- if I can even find their team base.
With that he started to walk down the street, leaving a dazed blushing Callie behind him.

Eventually y/n found the place where his friend was. Mostly because of screaming.

Silver: i-i said I was sorry!
There was the sound of breaking wood, and glass.
Headphones: You think that's enough! I'm not going to give you mercy today! Consider your arms broken! Because my baseball bat isn't soft!
Y/n slowly crept in and was pulling silver away, before confronting the inkling
Y/n: what's wrong phoney-
She gripped his shirt tightly and pulled him closer, making him yelp slightly
Headphones: you know exactly! What! I mean! I WILL GUT AND THROW URCHINS EVERYWHERE!
y/n sweat dropped and turned to silver, mouthing the words 'present'

With that the purple inkling took the blue one, and pulled two boxes out of his trench coat. A small blush visible on his cheeks.
Slowly she opened them, in one was a brand new pair of squid-phones, top of the line as a matter of fact. And in the other, was a brand new ink-phone (pretty sure they have names but I can't remember well)
She seemed happy, but before hugging him, her fist collided into his crotch, causing him to cry and drop to his knees.
Y/n: I'll take this as a good time to leave- have fun you two!

He quickly shuffled out and closed, crying from both of the two (silver and headphones) could still be heard.

While walking though, he began to appreciate what silver had. Someone closer than a pal, and all those things. Sadly y/n didn't really find any of that interesting (lies, your reading a x reader story and I'm writing one-)
Well, untill he met both idol groups.

Eventually he found a small park, finding a good tree to sit under. His gaze focusing on the surrounding area, and eventually nothing at all as he fell into a deep slumber.

When he awoken, he had no clue where he was untill he saw the park sign. In quick haste he checked himself, fully clothed and not robbed. With that all said and done he ran home. Passing silver on the way who was carrying a sleeping headphones

So he decided to stop and say hi

Y/n: your crotch feeling better?
It was a weird, but reasonable question, his friend nodded but made a shh' sound, nodding his head towards headphones.
Both knew if she was woken up, they would loose their chance at ever having children.
Y/n: see ya later....
Silver nodded and gave a small reply
Silver: later...

Y/n started his way back home, and once their he noticed the lights on. He slowly went to the door and crept in to see Marie and Marina (iconic duo anyone? No...okay just me then) sitting on his couch. Their heads doing a complete 360° at the sight of him.
Marie was the first to speak
Marie: y/n do you know how much trouble your in?
He sweat dropped, shaking his head no
Marie got up leaving the octoling to watch and wait her turn
Marie: Callie has been going off her rocker! Hell I couldn't even stop her going through your stuff to see if your with another girl other than us four!

Y/n's mind: well what a twist, darn I'm screwed

Y/n: well I can assure you, I'm not. See no hickeys or anythin' just fell asleep in the park after visiting silver and his girlfriend headphones.
He turned towards Marina
Y/n: and why may you be here?
Marina stood and walked over, as Marie went back to sit. But instead of talking she just sighed.
Marina: I was just... worried alright? So was Pearl, neither of us could do out duet at the show today correctly either and it was almost a bust. We thought you would come to see us.
Y/n felt guilty and hugged her, and as repayment, he patted her head gently.
Y/n: to be perfectly honest you never told me when it was ..but sorry. I'll go to the next one. I have the perfect off the hook shirt!
He was grinning and then moved over to the couch, scratching his head as a pair of hands wrapped around his neck. It was Callie.
Callie: don't try skipping out again, Kay?
He didn't have much of a choice and nodded, that's when a weight was applied to his lap, causing a small oof to escape him. (Not the Roblox one, I hate that meme)
Pearl was on his lap, each of his hands in hers. A dark yet happy look etched on her pale face.
Pearl: and don't you ever, EVER, skip our show again yo- I almost couldn't sing my solo's on color pulse! Which are the best parts!
Y/n chuckled and then got serious
y/n: wait when you talked about a guy with a Dynamo roller, was he actually just using a hot dog- or was that for lyrics-
Marina laughed and Pearl grinned, liking this question for an odd reason. Callie was confused for she hadn't heard the song, and Marie face palmed.

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It was currently morning, Marie and Callie headed to work, and currently Pearl was house shopping for her and Marina. Leaving the octoling with the inkling. Both had already dressed and ate breakfast, and we're currently vegging out on y/n's couch.
Out of the air y/n spoke out
Y/n: I wonder what Marie made the tide goes out about- (he doesn't know about the agents by the way, sorry for those who wish he did. Maybe later on though?)
Marina: what do you mean y/n?
He looked over at her and sighed,
Y/n: it's one of her songs, It's really sad...hell the only song I cried to. (Actually did, listened to it as well while writing this.)
Y/n:also Calamari inkantation? I feel like it has a deeper meaning too...mmm I'll ask them later.
Marina just kept a blank face while nodding. Eventually y/n got up.
Y/n: well I'm heading out to the square and buying myself a new weapon. Come along if you want, but I wouldn't recommend staying close.
Marina: that's fine, give me a second and we can head out.

Marina was walking close behind, kinda like a guard, but she had two guards behind her, who had four guards each to eachother, which all had five guards...you get the point.

They got to the square, glowsticks still littered the ground from their little event and y/n walked straight to the shop, after awhile he picked out a Dynamo roller, purchasing it with a grin. Going outside with the octoling.
Y/n: don't you just love buying a weapon you'll probably die a lot with?
Marina laughed and nodded,
Marina: sure sure, don't we all? Oh look it's Pearlie!
Yep, there she was, walking over with a large folder in her hands. Seeming to be paper work- one of y/n's worst enimies-

Y/n: ScREEching noises get it away!
Pearl was confused and put it in her pocket.
Pearl: get what away yo-
Y/n: the paperwork!
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Of course the three were at y/n's house, the three being y/n, Pearl, and Marina. Though as the pop group we're just talking about the mansion Pearl had just received, he was day dreaming. His right hand propped against his face as he tried to not fall asleep.
Soon enough, Marie and Callie arrived at some point, the four exchanging a small conversation before Marie turned towards y/n
Marie: we're all going out, so try not to get in trouble, Kay?
Y/n grumbled and stumbled towards his room, mumbling random things
Y/n: alright...make sure to get cats sauce...Judd will get pissed....need sleep-
And he passed out on the bed.
The four all chuckled, Marina tucked him in with Marie's help, and Callie and Pearl recorded it, probably to post later.
Once that was all said and done they left to work their business for the day that had planned for y/n>
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Hope y'all enjoyed, also follow silvertails Silvertails555
He's the one I keep mentioning as 'silver'
His war hammer stories and f04 stories are pretty too and descriptive so I recommend to check em out!

Don't get cooked and keep haunting-

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Extra information: I drew PEARL- it's trash though, find it on my Pearl story when it's second chapter is done in a week or two-