Callie continues to cough as Marie takes the thermometer out of her mouth

Marie: yeah... You just got a cold

Callie: No! I have the *cough* coronavirus!

Marie: no you don't, plus the coronavirus doesn't exist here

Callie: wait... *sniff* it doesn't?

Marie: no it does not!

Marie looks at y/n

Marie: Yeah, you better keep yourself clean y/n, if you don't want to get infected

Callie: but...people are taking all of the toilet paper and food so they can store it for later

Marie: again, the coronavirus doesn't exist here, and I don't understand why people are mostly taking toilet paper rather than food

Callie: I guess they're more worried about their ass being clean rather then dying of hunger

Marie: maybe

Callie: b-but I don't understand how did I get sick?

Marie: well...

A few days ago:

Tadayoshi walks beck inside his house with his paycheck

Tadayoshi: I finally got my payment today! It might be enough to pay off these bills

He walks over to the fridge to grab a drink, but as he opens the fridge door, he felt something grabbing his hand

Tadayoshi: the hell?...

He opens the fridge door to find Callie, who looks like a frozen dead body inside

Callie: w-welcome back... Honey...

Tadayoshi: ...

He slowly closes the fridge door and walks over to the couch.

Callie: WAIT, LET ME OUT! I'M FREEZING IN HERE!

PRESENT DAY:

Marie: honestly, what were you thinking?

Callie: I *cough* *cough* wanted to surprise him tho

Marie: by hiding inside of his refrigerator?

Callie: well did you want me on his bed instead?

Marie: ...

Callie: see, I could've chosen that *cough* *cough* instead of the fridge

Marie:  you're lucky that he let you out of the fridge and warmed you up

Callie: I wished he used body heat tho...

Marie: *sigh* I'm gonna make you some soup chicken noodle soup, do you need something else?

Callie: can you call Tadayoshi and tell him to come here?

Marie: let me guess, you want him to sleep with you?

Callie: n-no but I want to apologize to him

Marie: fine I will

Callie: thanks *cough* Marie!

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Tadayoshi wakes up from his slumber to find Pearl sleeping beside him

Tadayoshi: pearl...

Pearl opens her eye to see Tadayoshi's face in front of her

Pearl: morning Tadayoshi

Tadayoshi: why are you on my bed?

Pearl: I... Umm... Had a nightmare and I wanted to sleep with you

Tadayoshi: ... Fine, I'm going back to bed

He turns over to get her face covered in something squishy

Tadayoshi: huh?

He sits up to find Marina, who's shirt is slightly unbutton and barely showing out her breast

Tadayoshi: ...

Marina wakes up as she sits up and rubs her eyes

Marina: oh... Morning tadayoshi...

Pearl: rina...

Marina: oh... Morning pearlie

Pearl: don't 'morning' me! Why are you here

Marina: I saw you sleeping with him, so I thought I could join in too

Pearl: I didn't invite you tho!

Marina: what's wrong with us sleeping together tho?

Pearl: EVERYTHING IS WRONG! AND BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT

Marina: huh?

She looks down at her nearly unbuttoned shirt and back up at Tadayoshi who wasn't even paying attention as he was staring out the window

Marina turns bright red as buttons up her shirt

Marina: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Pearl: *sigh* it's fine, now can you leave us alone? We're trying to sleep

Marina: but, I wanna sleep with him too!

Pearl: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Marina: but... Wait where's tadayoshi?

They both looked at where tadayoshi was but was gone

Tadayoshi makes his way down the hallway to the bathroom with still and unamused face

Tadayoshi: "I'm waking up now..."

He takes a shower for a while till he heard his phone ringing

He finishes up showering and picks up the phone

T: hello?

M: hey, it's me, are you busy

T: no, just got out of the shower

M: wait, you were showering?!

T: yeah, but what do you want?

M: ... Can't you facetime me?

T: no

M: "it was worth a shot" but anyway, Callie is sick and she wants to know if you can come over

T: why should I?

M: well, to be honest, I kinda do want you to come over because need your help

T: why do you need help?

M: well you see... When she is sick... She becomes... Crazy or annoying

T: I see...

M: can you please come over?

T: fine, let me get change and I'll be over there

M: alright... Can put it on facetime tho...

He hangs up the phone and walks out of the bathroom to find Pearl and Marina still fighting.

Pearl: AND WHY YOU GET TO HAVE THESE MASSIVE BREAST TO SHOW TO HIM!

She grabs her breast and begins squeezing them

Marina: pearlie! Stop it, what if he comes in-

Both pearl and marina stares at tadayoshi, who was wearing nothing but a towel

Pearl: GAHH!

Pearl gets a nosebleed as marina looks away in embarrassment but peeks a bit

Tadayoshi: can you get out

Marina: y-yes I'm sorry

Pearl: can I stay

Marina grabs pearl and they leave out of the room as tadayoshi begins changing. After he finishes up changing, he heads downstairs where pearl and Marina were playing Mario kart

Tadayoshi: I'm going to Callie and Marie's place. Please don't break anything while I'm gone

Marina: ok!

Pearl: can't promise that!

Tadayoshi put on his shoes and leaves out of the house, making his way to Inkopolis

Pearl: you know you're kinda like Isabelle

Marina: how exactly?

Pearl: well rule 34 artists, can't stop making porn about you two

Marina: PEARLIE!

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This story is interrupted by Chibi Marie cleaning up after a sick Chibi Callie

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Tadayoshi makes his way to the squid sister place, to find the place packed

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Fan 1: CALLIE! DON'T DIE ON US

Fan 2: I CAN'T BECOME YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND IF YOU'RE SICK

Fan 3: LET ME IN! I WANT TO MAKE SURE HER BODY IS CLEAN

Fan 4: JOIN THE SPOON CULT!

Tadayoshi: the hell...

Guard: Sir, are you tadayoshi?

Tadayoshi: yes

Guard: right this way

The guard brings Tadayoshi inside the apartment as the crowd got pissed that Tadayoshi gets to go inside their place

Guard: have a good day sir

The guard leaves tadayoshi as he enters the squid sisters room

Marie: hey tadayoshi

Tadayoshi: quite a crowd you got out there

Marie: yeah they're getting annoying

Tadayoshi: yeah, how's Callie?

Marie: she's fine, but she keeps trying to leave her room and sit in front of the door

Tadayoshi: do you know why?

Marie: no, but can you go check on her

Tadayoshi: mhm

Tadayoshi walks down the hall to Callie's room, as he opens the door, to find her room has a huge mess inside and Callie, wrapped up in her blanket like a burrito

Tadayoshi: "how is she not the Chaos queen?"

Callie: tadayoshi...

Tadayoshi: you don't look too good

Callie reaches her hand out to him

Callie: hug me please...

Tadayoshi: no

Callie: pleeeease...

He closes the door and as walks back to Marie

Marie: how is she

Tadayoshi: fine

Marie: sorry about her messy room, she gets so lazy about cleaning

Tadayoshi: can see that, want me to help you with the cooking?

Marie: yes, please

Both Marie and tadayoshi begin cooking as Marie was mixing up the soup and tadayoshi making the chicken

Marie: hold on I'm gonna get more noodles, keep a eye on the soup for me

Tadayoshi: mhm

Marie leaves tadayoshi with the cooking, but as soon she leaves, Callie, who was still wrapped like a burrito, scooting on the floor, behind him

Callie: ... Tadayoshi, what are you doing?...

He turns around to see Callie standing behind him

Tadayoshi: helping Marie make your food

Callie: no fair...*cough* she's keeping you to herself

Tadayoshi: don't think of it that way

Callie stares behind his back for a while until she pokes at him

Tadayoshi: what?

Callie: I don know... I felt like... Touching you...

Tadayoshi: "what is going on her head?"

Marie: hey I got the- CALLIE!

Callie: huh?

Marie: I told you not to leave your room

Callie: but Marie...

Marie pushes Callie back to her room and shuts the door

Marie: sorry about that

Tadayoshi: it's fi-

Suddenly, he felt someone wrapping around his waist, he turns around to find Callie behind him

Tadayoshi: the hell?

Marie: CALLIE!

Callie: you're so warm...

Marie: let go of him

Marie begins to pull Callie off of tadayoshi, but she refuses to let go

Callie: noooo

Tadayoshi: Let go of me!

Marie finally manages to get Callie to let go of him as she put her back in her room again

Marie: *sigh*

Tadayoshi: the soup is done

Marie: it is?

Tadayoshi: mhm

He scoops up some and pours it into a bowl and hands it to Marie

Marie: thank you

She enters Callie's room with her soup

Marie: your soup is done

Callie: I want tadayoshi to feed me...

Marie: Callie, you know he'll say no

Callie: then I'll *cough* eat it myself

She takes the bowl from Marie and begins eating

Marie: well... I guess I'll leave it to you then

She leaves out the room, to find tadayoshi looking through her baby pictures

Marie: HEY!

Tadayoshi: hmm?

Marie: what are you doing?!

Tadayoshi: just looking through your baby pictures

Marie runs to him and tries to grab the book, but tadayoshi lifts it up high, so she can't reach it

Tadayoshi: don't need to be shy, you are cute as a kid

Marie blushes a bit

Marie: you think so...

Tadayoshi: mhm

Marie: well... Am I still cute

Tadayoshi: yeah, you are

Marie blushes a bit as she was a bit red

Tadayoshi: You feeling alright?

Marie: y-yeah, why do you-

Tadayoshi lays his head against her, which causes her to become a blushing mess

Tadayoshi: you don't feel fine, but you are-

Marie: tadayoshi...

Tadayoshi: eh?

Marie: remember when we were walking home on Halloween day, and we almost... You know...

Tadayoshi: ... "shit, she still remembers that"

Marie: well... Can we try it... Again

Tadayoshi: uhhh...

Marie grabs her shirt closer and brings him close as she was embarrassed

Marie: I know, but just.. Relax...

She felt his breath breathing on her lip as their lips get closer and closer

Callie: oi..

Both Marie and Tadayoshi turns at Callie, who was a disappointment face

Callie: you're stealing him away from me... No far!

Marie: n-no but what are you doing out your bed

Callie: I can't *cough* leave you with him...

Marie picks up Callie and brings her to her room.

Tadayoshi: ... I'm gonna sit outback

Marie: ok

As tadayoshi heads outback, which luckily there weren't many people out there, Marie tries up the burrito Callie

Marie: honestly Callie, you won't get any better if you keep acting like this

Callie: ... Tadayoshi.... Where is he...

Marie: huh?

Callie quickly sits up and somehow got up on her feet as she was hopping around the room, before deciding to jump out of the roof

Callie: TADAYOSHI!

Marie: SHE JUMPED!

Tadayoshi sat on the porch relax until he sees something falling and hitting the ground? He slowly turns at the falling objects, which turned out to be callie, who had a huge smirk on her face and was giggling

Tadayoshi: wtf...

He quickly gets up and gets inside while locking the door, as Callie get back on her feet and slams her face again the window door

Callie: why?... Why did you try to kiss Marie?...

Tadayoshi: uhhh...

Callie: can't you see that I love you too!

Tadayoshi: well...

Suddenly the door begins shaking

Tadayoshi: eh?

Callie then somehow  breaks down the door as she jumps toward tadayoshi

Callie: TADAYOSHI!!

Marie: THERE YOU ARE! GET BACK HERE

Callie: NO!

Tadayoshi: LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOONE!

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It was late at night, as Callie wakes up, all feeling better

Callie: what.. Happened...

She then notices Marie laying her head on Callie bed, looking very exhausted

Callie: Marie... Did something happen?... What happened to tadayoshi?

Marie: *groan*

Outside the apartment, tadayoshi was sitting outside on top of the roof, who is also exhausted

Tadayoshi: why did I agree to this...

After a few hours, Callie later apologize for what happened as tadayoshi arrives back home

Tadayoshi: *sigh* what a long day...

He then hears the tv going on

Tadayoshi: "are they still here?"

He walks in the living room, to find Pearl and Marina sleeping together on the couch, cuddling each other

Tadayoshi: "I guess they got along"