[This was an actual conversation]

Italics - Rachel

Bold - Pit

Hello everyone! Welcome to a new book, a new story, and it's a collaboration with the one and only child: @Pit-And-Chase !

I'm not a child dickhead /lh

Yeah yeah whatever, anyways, we're here to deliver to you a new and fresh angst filled story-

I'm here to write angst, screw whatever Rachel has planned

For the love of the gods above Pit-

I think you mean for the love of Satan

...

For the love of the Gods above and beneath*

ANYWAYS- We're going off track, we're supposed to be explaining-

I'm trying to piss Rachel off, and I think it's working

PIT FOR THE LOVE OF- People are here to read not to see your shenanigans can't this please be serious for once-

What's taking so long Rachel, stop interrupting me trying to tell the audience what this story's about /lh

Shut child, This story is in my profile not yours

*muffled shouts*

alright I'll continue then! Hello everyone, this is Rachel and this is Pit, this book is a collaboration between the both of us!

Pit is a very amazing writer btw you should totally follow her-

Shut no I'm not-
Rachel made this amazing cover and planned all the chapters so follow her instead

sigh

anyways- Pit, would you like to tell the readers the history about how this book ended up being written and why we did this in the first place?

Uh so I was writing a book

Wai
Rachel
This meme explains it

Oh alright, that's good enough
So yeah, that's how we got here. I helped Pit write her story, Respawn 404, and then we did some crack and realized we wanted to make some sort of story alike what the crack was like

Lol
yup

Small warning that most of this story takes place in a made up Season 8, since when we were writing this, season 8 hasn't released yet

Wait will generikb be in this?

probably not, sadly
Anyways, that's all from us, now we can proceed onto the actual story
Pit, any last comments?

Yup!
Let's write crack!

Oh god not this again-
Anyways, readers, see y'all later, we hope you enjoy the story!

Bye!

[Off Screen Bonus]

Alright, let's start writing the actual book now

Conveniently I have to... Uhh.... Clean my shoes! I'll let you write the entire book then!

PIT NO-

Sept 2022 - Updated
Hey y'all, Rachel here, let be rerecap some things need to be said about this book before you read it:
So first allow me to clarify some things.
- We actually wrote this before Season 8 started, and thus we will be changing some of the canon since we had already written some sort of plot beforehand, so you will find that some things will be different.
- this version and the one from ao3 may differ a bit, because this one is half a year older and because I reread the entire thing when cross posted it, meaning I changed some minor things. Nothing major, just some spelling and grammar.
- There will be no coherent upload schedule. Will be based on our constantly out-and-in motivation to write.
- There will be OCs present in this book, no major characters but we did make two or three to substitute for watcher characters
- With contain violence, blood, major character death, and the usual.