[Modern Times]

  "That," Conor murmured to his friend, Rollan, "was the prettiest guy I have ever laid my eyes on."
  Rollan set the food tray down on the table. "Would he be hotter shirtless or in a MacDonald's uniform?"
  "Equally beautiful."
  The two sat down and began to eat, talking about whatever came to their minds, laughing at stupid things they said.
  "Feelin' up for dessert?" Rollan asked.
  "As long as you're paying for it." Conor grinned. 
  Rollan stood up and wandered over to the counter.
  The boy greeted him, throwing on an obviously rehearsed smile they probably gave all customers.
  "Two oreo McFlurries." Rollan said calmly.
  The blue eyed boy nodded. "Anything else?" He spoke with a similar accent to Conor's, but he was definitely tired. Rollan couldn't decide if he was just drained, or if he was tired of working in a fast food restaurant.
  "Actually," Rollan leaned in, glancing over at Conor, "my friend over there, see him?"
  The boy let out a simple, "mhm."
  "He thinks you're really cute. Do you mind slipping him your phone number.." Rollan paused, looking down at his nametag, "Devin?"
  Devin grinned, pulling a pad of sticky notes out of his pocket. "Can do." He practically purred.

  Rollan set down the McFlurries on the table, sitting down afterwards.
  Conor said a cheerful, "thanks!" before digging into the ice cream. But, he paused mid bite. A neon yellow paper sat underneath the cup, and Rollan stared at him with some kind of sly smile.
  Conor lifted his cup, taking the paper off. There was simply a phone number, and a signature signed as, the guy you thought was kinda cute (a.k.a Devin).
  "You got me his number."
  "You sure bet I did." Rollan snickered, shoving ice cream in his mouth.
 
  Conor quickly punched the numbers in, bringing the phone to his ear.
  It rung a few times, before there was a sudden, "Hello?"
  "Hi, it's the guy from MacDonald's," Conor laughed, "my name is Conor."
  "Hey, Conor."

[Look at this cliche shit!! Look!! It took like 20 minutes to write so it's horrible!! - Crackhead, 12 am Dash]