Thickest Of Them All PART 1


Hey guysssssssss! Sorry for the very late update! I've been busy with school and I was going to publish this 2 weeks ago but lately stuff has been a bit rough because at school a teacher passed away which made me really sad and it interfered with the final editing and publishing of this chapter as well as previous study for school. I hope you guys are doing good! Here is the next chapter of Random Moments! Those waiting for the next Life of Tarik chapter, yes, it will be coming after this one! I usually take it in turns with these two books. Please enjoy! :)

In Greenhaven and many other places in Erdas, humans and animals have started inflating like balloons. It is hard to move around and some have even started to float in the air. No one can explain why such a tragedy like this is happening.

- Greenhaven Castle -

Olvan: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING NORMAL TODAY? *Inflated, trying to reach for the coffee on his table as he floats in the air*
Lenori: *Also inflated, stuck on chandelier* I don't know anymore, okay?
Olvan: YOU ARE HOPELESS, LENORI! *wriggling in the air trying to move towards Lenori*
Lenori: *Gasps and inhales random fly, chokes* JDOSHDIWNDHUEWL
Olvan: LENORI?
Lenori: NCISKSOJSJE *dying*
Olvan: LENORI NOOO *goes upside down unintentionally* WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
Lenori: *Recovered* I AM NOT HOPELESS YOU EGG!
Olvan: YOU SOCCER BALL!
Lenori: YOU BALLOON!
Olvan: YOU APPLE!
Lenori:  YOU BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET! *Throws book*
Olvan: *ShOok* MY FEELINGS!
Lenori: I'LL STEAL ALL OF YOUR COFFEE SUPPLY!
Olvan: NO!
Lenori: AND I'LL PUT IT ALL IN THE TRASH YOU UNGRATEFUL LUMP!
Olvan: LENORI WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? *Cries and deflates, faceplants on table and knocks coffee over*
Lenori: O.o? *Confused*
Olvan: I'M... NORMAL? *Looks at self*
Lenori: *Sneezes and breaks chandelier, it falls on Olvan*
Olvan: WHY?!

- Stetriol -

*Gar, Shane and Zerif are inflated*
Gar: SHANE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
Shane: NO YOU
Gar: WHAT? *Upside down*
Shane: *Throws a reverse card*
Gar: OH NO
Zerif: AND I OOP
Gar and Shane: NO ZERIF! *Squealing*
Zerif: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS *floats to scrunchie stash*
Gar: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? *Inflates more* AHHH!
Shane: *Throws ULTIMATE reverse card at Zerif*
Zerif: OH MAY GERD WHY *High pitched voice*
Shane: *Throws cash as he floats higher*
Zerif: SKSKSKSKSKKS AND I OOP *hits roof*
Gar: STUPID MAN
Zerif: Woah!
*Wyrm floats through door*
Wyrm: Hey guys
Gar, Shane and Zerif: O_O *floating*
Wyrm: Oh, you can fly too?
Gar: GET US DOWN!
Wyrm: So I found a lizard, okay?
Shane: Yeah?
Wyrm: I named him Henry just cuz *Goes sideways in the air*
Gar: TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES! *Bangs head on wall* OMG
Shane: What if it's a girl?
Wyrm: Well if it's a girl her name can be Karen
Shane: Karen? @-@
Wyrm: Yeah Karen won't be taking the kids this time, okay?
Shane: Wot? *Upside down*
Wyrm: Anyways, the lizard is Henry
Shane: ??
Wyrm: Just cuz *Floats closer to window*
Gar: *Watches Wyrm*
Wyrm: I've been thinking about how Zerif is VSCO now
Zerif: And I oop
Shane: Oh yeah...
Gar: DUMB!
Wyrm: Yeah
Zerif: Sksksksksksksksksksksksksksk
Gar: I'LL SKSKS YOUR FACE IF YOU DON'T SKSKS THE HECK UP
Zerif: Oop
Gar: YOU LOOK LIKE AN OOP
Shane: K
Zerif: You don't even have any scrunchies
Wyrm: *Breaks through window and floats outside* Bye guys
Shane: Bye
Gar: I don't like scrunchies!
Zerif: Save the turtles! *Flexes with metal straw and hydro flask*
Gar: OMG YOU ARE SO WEIRD
Zerif: Sksksksksks
Gar: SKSKS THE HECK OUT MAN
Zerif: Nah
Shane: *Gives Gar a reverse card*
Gar: *Takes card* AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Zerif: You're just thick
Shane: o^0?
Gar: *Awkward, shows Zerif the card*
Zerif: And I oop

Part 32 coming soon!

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