Shane Becomes A Disney Princess
-Greenhaven Castle-
Our dear boy Cassandra Shane, is a guest of Greenhaven. He is sitting in his room waiting for his "servant" to come in and help him with.... his routines. He is sitting on a small chair in front of a mirror, waiting patiently.
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pops in* Hi! Sorry I'm late-
Cassandra Shane: *Says in an elegant, feminine voice* No, it's fine. I definitely wasn't growing of old age.
Cinnamon Roll Conor: I've picked out a dress for you to wear today, and I have a makeup and hair look in mind.
Cassandra Shane: OwO?
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Shows him a beautiful yellow dress (the one Belle would wear)*
Cassandra Shane: Ew what the heck, Conor! It's uglier than Yumaris!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: I-
Cassandra Shane: GET ME A DIFFERENT ONE!
-1 hour later-
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Is doing Shane's hair* HOLD STILL YOU TWAT!
Cassandra Shane: *Gasps* I'm not a twat! You're a twat!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pulls Shane's hair*
Cassandra Shane: Ow stop it! *Crying*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Braids Shane's short hair* Beautiful.
Cassandra Shane: *Looks in the mirror* Why does it look like I have dreadlocks?
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smacks Shane over the head* STOP! *Pushes Shane off his seat*
Cassandra Shane: *Is wearing a pink dress, falls off his chair and his dress is so big he gets stuck in it* HELP OMG!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smacks lips with sass, finds some makeup brushes and eyeshadow pallets*
-5 minutes later-
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Is applying foundation to Shane's face*
Cassandra Shane: *Sneezes*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: Oh my Tellun *Grabs blush and slaps it onto Shane's squishy cheeks*
Cassandra Shane: *Looks like he's blushing*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Smirks and grabs eyeshadow*
Cassandra Shane: What on Erdas is so funny?
Cinnamon Roll Conor: Close your eyes you detty pig *Applies eyeshadow to Shane*
Cassandra Shane: WHAT? *Gets poked in the eye* AHHHHHHHHHH CONOR!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: You're actually dumb -_-
-10 minutes later-
Cinnamon Roll Conor: Let me tighten the straps on your dress.
Cassandra Shane: Uhh okay... *Stands up*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Pulls the straps really tight*
Cassandra Shane: C-CONOR! TOO TIGHT! *Dying*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Loosens the straps* Sorry-
Cassandra Shane: *Smacks Conor*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Has a handprint on his face* I'M SORRY OKAY?
Cassandra Shane: *Lifts dress up* PUT ON MY HEELS!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: OKAY *Puts on Shane's heels*
Cassandra Shane: *Huffs and walks away really quickly out of his room*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: SHANE!
-Greenhaven Hallway-
Cassandra Shane: *Has to carry half of his dress as he walks away from Conor* I'M GOING BACK TO STETRIOL!
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Grabs Shane* No you aren't!
*Abeke, Meilin and Rollan arrive*
Abeke: *Is absolutely shooketh to her core* IS THAT SHANE?
Cassandra Shane: *Smacks lips at her, turns away* Hmph!
Rollan: YOO SOMEONE HIT HIM UP!
Meilin: *Smirking at Shane*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: Oh hey guys-
Cassandra Shane: I'LL SING IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!
Abeke: WHAT-
Gar: *Arrives* SHANE?
Cassandra Shane: :O...
Everyone: ...
Gar: *Walks up to Shane, speechless*
Cassandra Shane: H-HI UNCLE
Gar: What... The... Heck... Are... You... Doing?
Cassandra Shane: Sorry, I'm gay.
Gar: WHAT?
Cassandra Shane: *Grabs Conor and attempts to kiss him*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Slaps Shane* ?!
Cassandra Shane: I...
Everyone: *Shook asf*
Gar: I'M TAKING YOU BACK HOME *Grabs Shane*
Cassandra Shane: NO! *Starts singing* AHhHhHhH! *A little bird flies in and lands on Shane's arm*
Gar: I'LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!
Abeke: *Grabs Conor and runs away*
Rollan: *Smacks Gar over the head*
Meilin: O_O... Rollan.
Gar: WHAT? WHO- *Faces Rollan* YOU!
Rollan: *Attempts to run*
Gar: *Kicks Rollan*
Tarik: *Smacks lips* EXCUSE ME? *Picks up Gar*
Gar: ?!
Tarik: *Throws Gar* DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS EVER AGAIN! *Dad vibes*
Gar: *Lands on Olvan*
Tarik: *Grabs Rollan and Meilin and runs*
Olvan: WTF? *Looks up at Gar* EWWWW!
Cassandra Shane: UwU *Patting the little bird as he watches his uncle get beat up*
Gar: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?
Olvan: Because you look like an egg!
Gar: :(
Olvan: *Pushes Gar away*
Cassandra Shane: *Sings again and attracts squirrels, bunnies and birds from outside*
*A bunny jumps on Olvan's head*
Olvan: EW! *Screams like a little girl*
Gar: *Looks at Olvan weirdly*
Cassandra Shane: ATTACK!
*An army of birds, bunnies and squirrels attack Greenhaven*
Olvan: WHAT IS GOING ON? *Get's hit in the face by a flying squirrel* AH!
-Rollan's Room-
*Rollan, Abeke, Meilin and Conor are sitting down playing cards*
Meilin: *Puts hand on the card pile* Snap!
Rollan: No fair! :(
*A bunny breaks down the door*
Everyone: *Screaming as the bunny jumps on Conor*
Cinnamon Roll Conor: *Getting attacked by a bunny* HELP!
Abeke: *Summons Uraza*
Uraza: *Jumps on Conor and knocks him over*
Rollan: LOL
Meilin: HOW IS THAT FUNNY?
Cinammon Roll Conor: *Crying on the floor as the bunny runs under Rollan's bed*
Uraza: *Sprints under Rollan's bed after the bunny and knocks his bed out of the window*
Rollan: Hey! That was my bed! *Glaring at Abeke*
Abeke: *Shrugs*
*A few birds fly in*
Meilin: EEK! *Ducks as a bird swoops at her head*
Rollan: *A bird flies into his mouth and gets stuck* HJDKSAWJIWS
Abeke: *Grabs a broom and smacks Rollan's face with it*
Rollan: HDJKSKJ *Running around, gets smacked in the face by a broom with the bird still in his mouth*
Meilin: *Tries to grab Rollan*
Rollan: *Runs out of the room and down the hallway with a bird in his mouth*
-Back with Olvan, Shane and Gar-
Gar: SHANE! STOP THIS! *Bunny jumps up and down on his head*
Olvan: *A squirrel runs down his shirt* AHHH!
Cassandra Shane: Okay *Starts singing and all of the animals come back to him*
Rollan: *Runs down the hallway with a bird in his mouth*
Olvan: Rollan?!
Cassandra Shane: Oh- SPIT IT OUT ROLLAN! *Grabs Rollan*
Rollan: *Spits the bird out on the floor*
Abeke, Conor and Meilin: *Chasing Rollan*
Meilin: *Grabs Rollan off of Shane*
Abeke: NEVER DO THIS AGAIN SHANE!
Cassandra Shane: I can't promise anything...
Part 40 coming soon!
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