This contains spoilers! I recommend reading all of the books before reading this chapter, these quotes are supposed to be funny/they made me laugh. There aren't page numbers on some of them, but if you want them just ask me and I can try to find where quotes were.

Hunted:
When Meilin forgot how to speak English:
"Uraza!" hissed Abeke, shooting a glance at the lump that was Meilin's sleeping form. This was not the place to go wandering. But the leopard didn't return.
"Mwuwuh?" Meilin asked the room sleepily.
"Uraza's in the hall," Abeke replied in a hushed whisper. "I'm going to get her."
"Mwuf. Need help?" Even half asleep, Meilin sounded a little suspicious of Abeke creeping out of the room so early.
"I am all right!"
"Mwufay." (Page 136 and 137).

Broken Ground:
When Tarik got called Travis:
"But you came to trust the Greencloaks," she (Tasha) said. "Was it because of the man you mentioned before? Travis?"
"Tarik," Rollan corrected.

The Burning Tide:
Rollan's attitude:
"So you all get to pick secret names?" he said. "Can I request that people start calling me Handsome?"
"Most names are based on our spirit animals," said another Redcloak woman with black, hungry eyes that reminded him of a bat. "So maybe we should call you Featherbrain?"

"I'm sure you're all curious why I've brought you here," Shane began.
"I assumed we would go sledding," Rollan said. "Maybe have a nice snowball fight."
Shane ignored him and took a seat on a rock, facing the group.
Later...
"I'm sure you've recognised some former Conquerors among our people." (Shane speaking).
"And suddenly you're acting like our best friends," Rollan said. "It's downright creepy... and don't even get me started on your weird faces. I get why you use masks."
"Watch it!" Stead said, leaping to his feet, one hand on his sword.
Later...
She (Niri) tilted her head to one side, as though hearing a voice. "They'll be here by nightfall."
"So soon!" Rollan muttered. "And here I was hoping we'd have a snowball fight!"
Shane stood and shot him an icy glare. "This is no time for jokes."
"I disagree," Rollan said, following after him. "This is the perfect time for jokes - then at least we can die with smiles on our faces!"
"Wouldn't that require actually being funny?" Shane said, raising an eyebrow.

(Shane) "In the meantime, we need to prepare for war."
"Um, maybe we should listen to her (Meilin)?" Rollan said, hanging back.
"Your girlfriend can wait!" Shane shouted, drawing his sword.
"G-g-girlfriend?" he stammered, his cheeks turning crimson. "Who said anything about that?"

(Rollan to Wyrm) "That thing's even uglier up close - unngff!"
"Ugly?" Zerif said, turning around. "I think it's rather beautiful." (Zerif is definitely drunk).

"Just try it, you ugly sack of-" (Rollan to Wyrm before he gets snatched).

Tasha being savage to Kirat 100%:
(Kirat) "Do what you want, but we're getting out of here."
"You cowardly little snot!" Tasha said, pushing toward him. (Page 120).

Kirat being savage to Rollan 100%:
(Rollan to Abeke) "You'll always be a Greencloak," he said.
"Save your sob stories for someone who cares," Kirat said, plating his hands on his hips.

Zerif (Wyrm) being sadistic 100%:
Her (Abeke's) eyes found a tall figure wearing a dark tunic, who was watching her with an amused expression.
(Abeke having a literal breakdown over Shane) "Zerif," she said, releasing her grip on Shane's body.
"Poor little Abeke," the man said, stepping close to her.

Heart of the Land:
When Rollan asked Abeke if she was a brat:
"The Greencloaks arrived yesterday," the woman named Brunhild said. "They didn't say anything about a bunch of kids joining them. This is a gathering of the leaders of Erdas. You have no standing here."
"Excuse me?" Rollan said, folding his arms. "We're not just a bunch of kids. We saved the world."
"Twice," Abeke said.
"Heroes of Erdas," Rollan added. "Maybe you've heard of us?"
"You think I've heard of four sniveling brats?" the guard sneered.
"I'm not a brat," Rollan said. He glanced aside at Abeke. "Are you a brat?"
"No," Abeke answered. "And I don't snivel, either." (Page 8).

When Worthy turns gay for Rollan:
The arrows, black and deadly, hissed through the air. They were mere inches away as Rollan's hand went out in a blocking gesture, and every single arrow suddenly stopped, hung in the air for a second, and then fell to the ground with a clatter.
"Rollan, I think I love you..." was Worthy's breathless comment. (Page 175).

The Wildcat's Claw
When Worthy thought he was dying:
There was a slash in his sleeve. A wound! "Gah!" he exclaimed. "Blood!" There was blood on his pants, too, and on his shirt. A second later, he felt the pain from four different wounds hit him at once. With a yowl, he flopped back onto the ground. "I'm dying!" he moaned. "Farewell. Think kindly of me when I'm gone."
Meilin crouched beside him. "Worthy."
He gazed pitifully up at her. "What?" he said weakly.
"These are flesh wounds," Meilin said.
He blinked. "So I'm not dying?"
"No you're not dying."

Rollan calling Worthy 'Sleepy':
Meilin stood, slipping her pack over her shoulders. "Rollan, want to wake Worthy?"
"More like Sleepy," Rollan said. "Seriously, how can he nap at a time like this?"

Worthy complaining to Abeke:
"How much farther?" Worthy asked. "My legs are as soft as noodles."

Meilin getting called 'Twinkle Toes':
(Merch speaking) "You tell me where the amulet is, or I start slicing fingers off." He pointed the sword at Meilin. "And I'll start with Twinkle Toes." (Page 73).

Great Reilin moment:
"If I had known we'd be this close, I would have brushed my teeth," Rollan whispered.
"You can't help yourself, can you? You just can't let the opportunity for a joke to pass you by." Then she smiled. (Page 72).

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