Context: The Greencloaks, Redcloaks and Conquerors have all just installed Minecraft. Olvan makes a server for everyone to join, including a discord so the group can voice chat, and things get REALLY out of hand...

Players

Olvan: Admin/Server Owner

Rollan

Conor

Abeke

Meilin

Shane

Worthy

Gar

Tarik

Lishay

Shadow

Zerif

Karmo

ROLLAN POV

Rollan: *Joins server and spawns in a boring plains biome*

Olvan: *Types in chat* Welcome!

*Rollan joins the voice chat*

Olvan: Hey

Rollan: Hi guys

Meilin: Hey Rollan

Conor: Hey

Abeke: Hi

Worthy: Sup

Shane: Hello

Tarik: Hi

Rollan: Meilin where are you? *Looks around in game*

Meilin: Umm I'm with Conor and Abeke, I'll find you

Rollan: Ok *walks up to tree and punches wood* Why am I so buff?

Tarik: *CHokEs*

Olvan: *Snorts*

Meilin: Ummm what haha-

Gar: Pfftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Rollan: Ew what why is he here?!

Olvan: Actually I might ban him

Gar: NO

Olvan: Hmmm

*Worthy smacks Rollan*

Rollan: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Worthy: Hey stranger

Rollan: WE KNOW EACH OTHER- WAIT WHY ARE YOU UGLY?

Worthy: HUH?

Abeke: Omg

Shane: He's not ugly!

Worthy: YEAH IM PRETTY, YOU TURNIP!

Everyone except Rollan: *Dying*

Shadow: Worthy doesn't look THAT bad...

Rollan: Turnip..? Huh-?

*Meilin, Conor, Abeke and Shane approach*

Rollan: Oh there you are!

Worthy: *Turns around* Oh

Tarik: Lishay where are you?

Lishay: Fishing

Tarik: Where????????

Rollan: Can you two go flirt in a different vc?

Lishay: Do you want to die?

Tarik: Lishay, that's not necessary

Gar tried to swim in lava

Rollan: OMG LOL NOOB

Gar: What the heck

Zerif: *Joins vc*

Shadow: Look who decided to show up

Zerif: Yeah, I wonder

Gar: Rollan you are so lucky I'm not near you

Tarik: Good, keep it that way

Gar: I wasn't talking to you

Rollan: *Sees Tarik in the distance* Hey big man

Meilin: Big man?

Conor: *Turns around* Oh!

Tarik: *Turns to face Rollan*

Rollan: *Types in chat* Hey Meilin, wanna go on a date?

Everyone: *Surprised noises*

Meilin: Umm Rollan?

Rollan: Yeah?

Zerif: Yikes

Zerif fell from a high place

Shadow was burnt to a crisp while trying to escape Zerif

Olvan: What were you two doing?

Zerif: Nothing

Shadow: He's griefing!

Zerif: No I'm not lol

Meilin: Um anyway did you forget that we're in a call?

Rollan: No

Worthy: Imagine getting girls

Rollan: I don't have to imagine

Worthy: *Angry* You're so full of yourself

Rollan: Surely not, Zerif can get them too

Zerif: What?

Meilin: He doesn't

Rollan: If he can attract something as ugly as the Wyrm then he can attract anyone

Tarik: Oof

Shadow: HAHA

Zerif: That wasn't my fault

Rollan: And then we have Gar

Gar: Leave me out of this, bird brain

Rollan: Who was killed by a little otter

Tarik: *Laughs*

Gar: Ha...ha...ha you are just so funny

Lishay: You died funny

Gar: Your spirit animal died funny

Lishay: *GASPS*

Everyone: *Shook*

Tarik: Don't say that again

Olvan: Stop bickering

Rollan: *Follows Meilin, Abeke, Conor and Shane to their oak house* Gar is just upset

Shane: *Clears throat*

Rollan: Oop sorry, forgot you were here

Gar: He wouldn't care

Abeke: I'm sure he does

Gar: He doesn't like me

Shane: When did I say that?

Rollan: All Shane said was that you sleep with teddy bears at night because you're a baby

Shane: I-

Zerif: LOL

Gar: ZERIF SHUT UP, YOU ARE 7

Zerif: OMG I'M NOT 7!!

Olvan: *Getting angry*

Gar: FIGHT ME NOW

Zerif: I'll win

Gar: NO

Zerif: At least an otter didn't kill me

Gar: OH MY GOD *Raging*

Worthy: Go kiss Gerathon for me, Gar

Gar: EW! WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME?

Olvan: STOPPPPPPPPPPP

Rollan: *Sees that Tarik and Lishay are in a separate call*

Gar: At least my father didn't get killed by a giant crocodile, Shane

Shane: Huh?? My father didn't die from Grahv

Meilin: I'm going to kill you 1000 times *Leaves the wooden house*

Shane: Oh-

Gar: Hahahaha

Rollan: Hey that's a bit far

Zerif: Well I had almost every Great Beast at my side

Abeke: I still hate you

Zerif: You always will

Shane: Me too, Abeke

Conor: Me too

Rollan: *Types in chat* Tarik

Tarik: *Types in chat* Hm?

Rollan: *Types in chat* You're my dad

Meilin: Omg

Gar: Umm

Worthy: Oh?

Tarik: *Types in chat* Hmm, no.. I don't think so

Rollan: *Types in chat* Join vc

Lishay: *Types in chat* No

Rollan: *Types in chat* Please dad

Tarik: *Types in chat* I'm not your dad!

Rollan: *Types in chat* BUT DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Worthy: This is so interesting

Shadow: I'm scared

Shane: Why?

Abeke: Honestly same

Conor: Rollan please-

Rollan: *Says as Tarik and Lishay join the vc* It's funny

Tarik: No it's not

Rollan: Lishay can be my other mum or something

Lishay: Um-

Rollan: And Worthy and Shane can be my ugly sisters

Worthy: EXCUSE YOU?

Shane: *Sighs*

Zerif: Where are you going, Gar?

Gar: Away from your stanky body

Zerif: *Sprinting in the distance after Gar* I'll kill you

Gar: Too bad, someone bet you to it

Tarik: Lol

Rollan: You mean an otter

Zerif: True

Karmo joined the game

Shane: Hey

Abeke: Hi

Karmo: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Rollan: Um-

Meilin: You okay?

Karmo: YOU WANT SOME PLANTS?? *Intense sniffing sounds in mic*

Olvan: Umm-?

Tarik: Wait WHAT

Karmo: *Snorting air*

Lishay: OMG STOP

Shadow: Yikesss

Gar: Plants?

Zerif: Give me some, Karmo

Karmo: RIGHTOOOO THAT WILL BE 100 DIAMONDS HAND EM OVER BIG MAN

Zerif: I don't have 100 diamonds

Karmo: BUY MY PLANTS IDIOTS

Olvan: Karmo, I'll ban you if you don't stop

Karmo: *Grabs a nearby clown horn in real life and honks it* HONK HONK

Rollan: *Almost pees himself from laughing*

Meilin: *Freaked out*

Shane: Karmo, what's gotten into you?

Karmo: PLANTS

Olvan: I'm going to ban him

Rollan: No wait it's funny

Karmo left the game

Rollan: NO

Olvan: We need to kill the Ender Dragon

Gar: Who?

Meilin: The dragon

Gar: Who is that?

Shane: Not who, it. The dragon

Gar: Oh?

Starts storming in game

Conor: We need to go to the Nether

Zerif: Um okay

Shadow: I found a broken portal already

Zerif: Okay

Gar was struck by lightning

Gar: HOW?

Tarik: See ya

Rollan: OMG YOU ARE ACTUALLY A NOOB

Shane: Wow

Zerif: Haha funnae

Gar: YOU ARE ALL DUMB

20 minutes later

Everyone: *In Nether*

Zerif: *Squealing in mic* THERE ARE GIANT PIGS CHASING ME

Rollan: *Is with everyone else and watches Zerif sprint down the hill with Hoglins chasing him*

Olvan: We need to find the fortress

Meilin: *Looks at Rollan* Where do we start then?

Abeke: We should split up

Conor: *Falls down a hole*

Everyone: O_o

Abeke: CONOR!

Tarik: Conor? *Runs to the hole*

Olvan: Uh- so we lost a child

Conor: My health is so low

Rollan: Wow stop falling for Abeke

Conor: I-

Abeke: What?

Shane: Um... *Jealous*

Rollan: *Throws dirt blocks down to him*

Conor: Thanks *Builds up as he eats cooked porkchops*

Shadow: I found the fortress! *Punches in the direction that the fortress is in*

Olvan: Great!

Zerif: *Gets glitched in the floor* HELP

Gar: ZERIF WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Zerif: I'm stuck!

Olvan: Ugh

Tarik: Then get un-stuck

Zerif: *In the floor* How?!

Gar: GET OUT OF THE FLOOR!!!!!!!! *Punching Zerif*

Zerif: STOP

Gar: GET OUT OF THE FLOOR, ZERIF!

Zerif: Stop yelling at me and help me!

Gar: STOP BEING IN THE FLOOR!

Zerif: *Panic* I CAN'T

Tarik: *Watches in amusement*

Rollan: Just break the blocks

Zerif: I can't!

Gar: ZERIF STOP BEING DUMB

Zerif: OMG

Meilin: *Breaks the blocks around Zerif*

Zerif: *Is free* Thank you

5 minutes later

Everyone: *Getting blaze rods*

Olvan: *Kills Blaze and gets a rod*

Worthy: WHY ARE THEY SO STRONG?

Shadow: Cuz they are

Meilin: I think we have enough

Shane: How much did we need? 

Meilin: 9 but we need pearls

Rollan: I'll go get some

Tarik: I'll go with you

Lishay: Me too

20 minutes later

-In the Overworld-

Olvan: *Throws eye of ender* This way!

Everyone: *Follows Olvan to the stronghold*

-At the Stronghold-

Everyone: *Standing around portal* 

Olvan: This is it *Is the only one with diamond armour and a diamond sword*

Rollan: *Has iron armour and an iron sword like everyone else* I'm ready

Meilin: Let's go!

Abeke and Lishay: *Equip their bows*

Everyone: *Jumps into the End portal*

Rollan: WOAH ITS DARK

Olvan: Come on *Builds a bridge over to the main land*

Everyone: *Follows*

Gar: Where's the dragon?

Olvan: You'll see *Climbs up the hill*

Everyone: *Stops at the top*

Gar: Oh my-

Shane: That thing is huge!

Rollan: We have to fight that?! 

Meilin: We can do it

Ender Dragon: *Flaps and flies around, roars*

Olvan: Attack!

Tarik: Lishay, Abeke, shoot the crystals up top

Abeke: Got it

Lishay: On it

Abeke and Lishay: *Aim at the pillars and destroy the crystals*

Gar: *Looks at an Enderman* Uh-

Enderman: *Attacks Gar*

Gar: AHH *Stabs it*

Shane: Don't look at them! *Helps him*

Worthy: *Running around with Shadow trying to hit the dragon*

All of the crystals get destroyed

Abeke: *Tries to shoot the dragon in the air* This is a lot harder than in real life

Lishay: I know right

Ender Dragon: *Lifts Zerif into the air*

Zerif: OMG WHAT THE- *Falls*

Zerif hit fell from a high place

Olvan: NO

Zerif: Carry on without me! *Respawns in the Overworld*

Gar: IDIOT

Ender Dragon: *Flies down*

Tarik: HIT IT

Olvan: WAIT

Rollan: *Sees purple particles on the floor* What is that?

Olvan: DON'T TOUCH IT

Abeke and Lishay: *Shooting the dragon*

Shane: *Builds up and stabs the dragon*

Ender Dragon: *Flings Shane into the air*

Abeke: CASSANDRA NOOO!!! *Watches his character get thrown*

Shane: NOO *Falls*

Tarik: I HAVE A BUCKET! I HAVE A BUCKET! *Runs to where Shane is about to fall*

Rollan: RUN OMG

Shane: It's too late, I'm going to fall out of the world

Shane fell out of the world

Shane: *Respawns to where Zerif is*

Ender Dragon: *Almost dead*

Olvan: KEEP KILLING IT 

Abeke: Cassandra...

Meilin: ABEKE COME ON

Tarik: *Running back*

Everyone: *Hitting the dragon*

Ender Dragon: *Floats into the sky and explodes*

Olvan: WE DID IT

*Lots of exp falls from the sky*

Everyone: *Unlocks the achievement: The End*

Rollan: WOW THAT WAS EPIC

Worthy: I KNOW RIGHT

Everyone except Shane and Zerif: *Celebrating*

Zerif: So now what do we do?

Shane: Dunno

Zerif: Hmm

Shane: *Grabs flint and steel from a nearby chest*

Zerif: What are you doing?

Shane: *Sets Zerif on fire*

Zerif: SHANE!

Part 46 coming soon!

Happy Easter everyone!