NOTE:
Hello my pretty Greencloaks, Redcloaks and Conquerors xoxo. Sorry for the late update, I've been quite busy with life stuff, including school and my personal issues. I hope you are all doing more fabulous than Cabaro right now. I've been thinking of renaming this story as Spirit Animals On Crack or Spirit Animals On Drugs because let's be real here, this story has gone so far down the sanity meter and I'm really concerned about what I have created. Anyway, most people seemed to like the "astrix setting" because it was funnier, but each chapter will be different. Also I have started editing the Conqueror and Redcloak Photoshoot (boys), and have finished the first character (but I won't tell you who it is ;)).

Anyways, *grabs your arm* lets go to the kitchen!

Team 1

Chef: Tarik

Baby Cooks: Cinnamon Roll Conor, Rollan, Abeke and Meilin

Team 2

Chef: General Gar

Baby Cooks: Cassandra Shane, VSCO Boy Zerif, Drina and Devin

Customers: Olvan and Feliandor (Currently seated in the Dining Hall)

-Greenhaven Kitchen-

Team 1 Menu: Bacon and eggs with orange juice

Team 2 Menu: Cheesy toast with milkshakes

TEAM 1:

Tarik: Okay team, we all know what we're cooking today. Do you all know how to make bacon, eggs and orange juice?

Conor: Yeah

Meilin: Yes, it's easy

Abeke: What is orange juice?

Rollan: Uhhhhh I don't really know-

Tarik: Okay good, hurry up and start cooking the eggs and bacon *gives two eggs to Conor and some raw bacon to Rollan*

Conor: *Takes eggs to the stove*

Rollan: *Follows Conor to the stove*

Tarik: Abeke and Meilin, make the orange juice *gives them some oranges*

Abeke and Meilin: Okay

Conor: *Drops and smashes an egg on the floor*

Rollan: CONOR!

Tarik: ...

Conor: *Sniffles*

Tarik: WE ONLY HAVE ONE EGG LEFT, CONOR!

Rollan: *Slowly begins to put the bacon in a pan on the stove*

Conor: *Cracks open the other egg and pours the yolk into a separate pan while crying because he is a cute baby*

Abeke and Meilin: *Squeezing oranges into separate cups*

Rollan: *Watches the bacon cook*

Conor: *Wipes snot from his nose* :'(

Rollan: *Bacon splatters on him* EW

Tarik: *Facepalm*

Literally 5 minutes later.

The bacon, egg and orange juice is ready.

TEAM 2:

Gar: HURRY UP AND GET EVERYTHING TOGETHER! *Screaming at his kids*

Drina: *Running around trying to find cheese* :(

Zerif: *Too busy making Tik Toks* AND I OOP-

Gar: *Slaps Zerif* GET THE DAMN MILK YOU FOREHEAD!

Zerif: YES MA'AM! *Runs into a wall*

Gar: WHAT-

Cassandra Shane: *Grabs some bread and puts it over a random fire in the kitchen*

Drina: Shane what are you-

Gar: SHANE! GET AWAY FROM THE FIRE!

Cassandra Shane: BUT I'M MAKING TOAST!

Gar: SHANE! *Running to Shane*

Cassandra Shane: GO AWAY, THIS IS MY TOAST *Protecting le toast*

Gar: *Grabs Shane by the hair*

Cassandra Shane: *Squeals like a pig*

Drina: *Finds the cheese and throws it at Gar*

Gar: *Dragging Shane, gets absolutely slapped by a cheese slice*

Zerif: HAHA CHEESE MAN

Gar: *Visibly triggered*

Cassandra Shane: *Escapes* MY TOAST

Drina: *Quickly runs out of the room*

Gar: DAMN YOU KIDS!! *Raging*

1 hour later.

-Greenhaven, Dining Hall-

Olvan and King Feliandor are waiting in the Dining Hall.

TEAM 1 serves some mildly burnt bacon, one runny egg and perfect orange juice to Olvan and Fel to eat.

Feliandor: *Tastes the bacon* This is very... difficult to eat

Olvan: *Tries to eat the egg but it slips off the fork and onto his lap* -_-"

Tarik: .....

Rollan: LOL

Meilin: *Slaps Rollan over the head*

Olvan: This is just atrocious

Cinnamon Roll Conor: Thank you

20 minutes later.

TEAM 2 serves some extremely burnt black toast, with no cheese and some milk to Olvan and Fel.

Feliandor: *Double-checking the menu, confused*

Olvan: Um, where is the cheese? And... is this toast or coal? Also, is this a vanilla milkshake?

Gar: ;-;

Olvan: Gar, you are such a bad cook

Feliandor: *Bites toast and immediately throws it at Gar*

Gar: *ShOoKEtH*

Drina: *Missing*

Cassandra Shane: *Running around in circles around Zerif*

Zerif: Don't be rude!

Olvan: This is worse than the last group's.

Cassandra Shane: *Is clearly insane* WE WON!

Gar: *Crying*

Part 37 coming soon!
EDIT: OMG WHERE EVEN IS DEVIN IN THIS?
Devin: *Eating cookies in the kitchen's storage cupboard* Wot?