Classic Stetriolan Culture

Song: Down Under by Men At Work https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

-Stetriol, The Devourer's Castle-

Shane and Gar: *Walking down a random hallway having a heart-to-heart talk*

Gar: Your father was a good man, I guess

Shane: What do you mean "I guess"?! *Stomps on his toe*

Gar: OW! *Crouches*

Shane: *Runs to a random table with bottles on it, grabs a broom and snaps it in half*

Gar: What-

Shane: *Bangs on the bottles with the broom sticks*

Gar: SHANE NO!

*Song Starts*

Gar: *Shooketh*

*The castle is quaking*

Conquerors in the area: *Super confused*

Zerif: *Rides into the castle on the back of a majestic horse*

Gerathon: *Is chasing Zerif but stops to look at Shane* WHAT IS HE DOING?

Shane

Traveling in a fried-out combie

Drina: Oh boy-

Shane while running down the hallway

On a hippie trail head full of zombie,

*wacks Yumaris on the head* I met a strange lady, she made me nervous...

Yumaris: WHAT

Gar: Guys I'm sorry-

Shane

She took me in and gave me breakfast

And she said...

Zerif joins in even though he's not Stetriolan

Do you come from a land down under?

Shane and Zerif dance and sing

Where women glow and men plunder?

Feliandor

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Gerathon: *Gasp* MY BABY FEL? *Runs after Shane, Zerif and Feliandor*

Shane

YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER!

Zerif playing random instruments while running because he's that type of person

Shane and Feliandor scream as Gerathon comes nearer

Gerathon: STOP

Gar: I-

Wyrm: IS THERE A PARTY?

Zerif: *Sees Wyrm, has heart attack*

Wyrm: Oh? :(

Shane: *Gives Zerif a vegemite sandwich on the way passed*

Zerif: X-X

Shane while running with Fel

Buying bread from a man in brussels

*Steals Gar's bread supply*

Gar: SHANE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, LITERALLY

Feliandor

He was six foot four and full of muscles *winks at Gar*

Gar: *Chokes on air*

Gerathon: COME HERE

Shane: *Teleports to Conor in Greenhaven*

Feliandor: *Does not get teleported, is lost and cries*

Gerathon: MY BABY! MUMMA IS HERE! *Grabs Feliandor*

Feliandor: *High-pitched screaming*

-Greenhaven Castle-

Shane

I said do you speak in my language?

Conor: Wot? Where did you come from? *Draws sword*

Shane

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich *Throws the sandwich at Olvan*

Olvan: WHAT ON ERDAS? WHO DID THAT?

Keeper: It was Conor

Conor: WHAT? NO IT WASN'T *Runs*

Olvan: CONORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Chases Conor*

Shane

And he said...

I come from a land down under

Abeke: Oh my Tellun, not this song please Shane-

Shane

Where beer does flow and men chunder

*To Abeke* Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Abeke: Um no...

Shane

You better run, you better take cover!

Meilin and Rollan: *Attack Shane*

Shane: *Runs to Olvan's coffee room*

Abeke: Wait-

Random Greencloak: RUN CASSANDRA, I BELIEVE IN YOU BB

Shane while lying on a sack of coffee beans

Lying in a den in Bombay

Rollan: WE'VE GOT YOU NOW

Shane

With a slack jaw, and not much to say

Meilin: What is he on about?

Abeke: He's singing one of those Stetriolan songs...

Rollan: *Approaches Shane* >:(

Shane

I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me

Because I come from the land of plenty?

Rollan: *Stops* Stetriol? Plenty?

Shane

And he said...

Abeke: No please, shut up Shane!!

Devin: *Pops up*

Devin

Oh! Do you come from a land down under?

Shane

Oh yeah!

Devin

Where women glow and men thunder?

Meilin: Devin... why?

Shane

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover!

Olvan: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN THE COFFEE SUPPLY ROOM? GET OUT!

*Song Ends*

Everyone: Yes Olvan :(

Shane: :'(

Abeke: Are you finished?

Shane: Yes...

Rollan: >:)

Meilin: Rollan?

Rollan: AMAYA! HECK YEAH! (America song)

Shane: NO!

Abeke: OH MY TELLUN *Contemplating life*

Devin: NO, EURA!

Rollan: AMAYA

Devin: EURA

Rollan: AMAYA

Devin: EURA

Rollan: AMAYA

Devin: EURA

Meilin, Abeke and Shane: *Attack Devin and Rollan*

Devin and Rollan: D:

Part 39 coming soon!
We should all steal Gar's bread supply.

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