Classic Stetriolan Culture
Song: Down Under by Men At Work https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s
-Stetriol, The Devourer's Castle-
Shane and Gar: *Walking down a random hallway having a heart-to-heart talk*
Gar: Your father was a good man, I guess
Shane: What do you mean "I guess"?! *Stomps on his toe*
Gar: OW! *Crouches*
Shane: *Runs to a random table with bottles on it, grabs a broom and snaps it in half*
Gar: What-
Shane: *Bangs on the bottles with the broom sticks*
Gar: SHANE NO!
*Song Starts*
Gar: *Shooketh*
*The castle is quaking*
Conquerors in the area: *Super confused*
Zerif: *Rides into the castle on the back of a majestic horse*
Gerathon: *Is chasing Zerif but stops to look at Shane* WHAT IS HE DOING?
Shane
Traveling in a fried-out combie
Drina: Oh boy-
Shane while running down the hallway
On a hippie trail head full of zombie,
*wacks Yumaris on the head* I met a strange lady, she made me nervous...
Yumaris: WHAT
Gar: Guys I'm sorry-
Shane
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said...
Zerif joins in even though he's not Stetriolan
Do you come from a land down under?
Shane and Zerif dance and sing
Where women glow and men plunder?
Feliandor
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Gerathon: *Gasp* MY BABY FEL? *Runs after Shane, Zerif and Feliandor*
Shane
YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER!
Zerif playing random instruments while running because he's that type of person
Shane and Feliandor scream as Gerathon comes nearer
Gerathon: STOP
Gar: I-
Wyrm: IS THERE A PARTY?
Zerif: *Sees Wyrm, has heart attack*
Wyrm: Oh? :(
Shane: *Gives Zerif a vegemite sandwich on the way passed*
Zerif: X-X
Shane while running with Fel
Buying bread from a man in brussels
*Steals Gar's bread supply*
Gar: SHANE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, LITERALLY
Feliandor
He was six foot four and full of muscles *winks at Gar*
Gar: *Chokes on air*
Gerathon: COME HERE
Shane: *Teleports to Conor in Greenhaven*
Feliandor: *Does not get teleported, is lost and cries*
Gerathon: MY BABY! MUMMA IS HERE! *Grabs Feliandor*
Feliandor: *High-pitched screaming*
-Greenhaven Castle-
Shane
I said do you speak in my language?
Conor: Wot? Where did you come from? *Draws sword*
Shane
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich *Throws the sandwich at Olvan*
Olvan: WHAT ON ERDAS? WHO DID THAT?
Keeper: It was Conor
Conor: WHAT? NO IT WASN'T *Runs*
Olvan: CONORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Chases Conor*
Shane
And he said...
I come from a land down under
Abeke: Oh my Tellun, not this song please Shane-
Shane
Where beer does flow and men chunder
*To Abeke* Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Abeke: Um no...
Shane
You better run, you better take cover!
Meilin and Rollan: *Attack Shane*
Shane: *Runs to Olvan's coffee room*
Abeke: Wait-
Random Greencloak: RUN CASSANDRA, I BELIEVE IN YOU BB
Shane while lying on a sack of coffee beans
Lying in a den in Bombay
Rollan: WE'VE GOT YOU NOW
Shane
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
Meilin: What is he on about?
Abeke: He's singing one of those Stetriolan songs...
Rollan: *Approaches Shane* >:(
Shane
I said to the man, are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?
Rollan: *Stops* Stetriol? Plenty?
Shane
And he said...
Abeke: No please, shut up Shane!!
Devin: *Pops up*
Devin
Oh! Do you come from a land down under?
Shane
Oh yeah!
Devin
Where women glow and men thunder?
Meilin: Devin... why?
Shane
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!
Olvan: HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN THE COFFEE SUPPLY ROOM? GET OUT!
*Song Ends*
Everyone: Yes Olvan :(
Shane: :'(
Abeke: Are you finished?
Shane: Yes...
Rollan: >:)
Meilin: Rollan?
Rollan: AMAYA! HECK YEAH! (America song)
Shane: NO!
Abeke: OH MY TELLUN *Contemplating life*
Devin: NO, EURA!
Rollan: AMAYA
Devin: EURA
Rollan: AMAYA
Devin: EURA
Rollan: AMAYA
Devin: EURA
Meilin, Abeke and Shane: *Attack Devin and Rollan*
Devin and Rollan: D:
Part 39 coming soon!
We should all steal Gar's bread supply.
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