On this occasion of Friendship Day,I'm posting a new story!Yayy!!!😃

It is not a spin-off but I had this idea so posting it in this book.Spin-off stories will continue after this.

In this story,characters are not actors or anything to do with filmy background but they will retain their real names and personalities.

I'm unsure of the title so just naming this as 'Dating' tentatively.As you read if you have suggestions for an appropriate title please feel free to comment.I'll pick one to replace the current title.

Happy Friendship Day to you all and enjoy reading!💐😊

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Meet the boys!

Tall,handsome,manly,
educated and affluent.They had all qualities to be a boyfriend material however luck never favoured them in the matter of love.Bavas were ditched by girls who tied rakhi to their wrists after their shopping and partying needs were fulfilled so neither of them were committed.

Alike the oasis in a dry desert for a weary traveler,their only solace was Sunny Leone.

Nonetheless the bava duo loved to party.Booze and babes were their common interest but they had vowed on their favourite whiskey bottle that they would preserve their virginity until marriage.During one of their drunk sessions,

D: Bava,let's marry the same girl so that she won't separate us.Mon,Wed and Fri with me.Tue,Thurs and Sat with you.Sun is rest day for her.

R: Ok bava but which girl will agree for that condition?

D: Which girl won't?When Kunti Devi married five guys what for a girl to accept two?The ammayi should consider it her blessing to have both of us!

R: Arre bava it's not Kunti garu it's Draupadi garu who married five guys...

D: Huh...uh...whatever we are marrying the same girl and that's final!Ide naa maata naa maate shaasanam...

He fell back too drunk to even move an inch.Nodding his head,R too dropped on the bed beside his bava.They dozed off holding each each other's hands.Such was their bond.♥️

Once one of their friends threw a lavish birthday party at a hotel which the duo graced.Like all other events they attended,the handsome bavas were head-turners at the bash as well.

They ate,boozed and had fun with babes or whom D affectionately called as 'pappas'.

Glass of whiskey in hand,he was resting on a girl(like the pic above)and flirting with others around him.

D pulled a hot pappa onto his lap and pinched her cheeks.

D: So cute you are!What's your name pappa?😍

"Devasena..."she replied.

He spurted the whiskey on her dress and sat upright.Startled,the girl jumped to her feet.

"Eeeks wth!!!😡"

D: Sorry...very sorry...your name is sca...sorry...pls amma...you sit that side...🙏🏼🥺

"Amma?Loser!😤"

She went off in frustration.Relieved,D called the next bird to his side.

D: Whaat eess yuvar suwheet namm eess?😍

"Kajal..."

D: Kajal is fine not dangerous 😍you come...

He pulled her onto her lap.

At another side,R too was having a gala time.

R was responsible compared to his bava.He drank within limits and no matter how hard they partied,he would leave for his home on time.

"Baby,let's head to the room..."

R's chick roved her hand on his chest.

R: I'm not into that babe...

He turned her down.Getting off from the couch he went in search of his bava whom he found lying on his stomach on the sofa.All pappas had gone.He picked D's wallet which was on the floor and found all the cash missing.

R: They have not even left a single paisa!🤦🏻‍♂️

He turned his bava around and found kiss marks all over his face and neck.

He made his bava sit upright.He then took out his handkerchief and wiped D's face and neck clean.

R: What have they done to you bava?

D: I don't know but it felt good...hihihihi...I want some more...💋

R: Get up let's go home🤦🏻‍♂️...

D: No I won't come!Bring more pappas!

Whenever D went completely out of control R would be the one to ferry him back home safely.R supported D by his waist as they walked towards the entrance.

D: Saroooooooojaaaa...egiri pothe entha baauntundii...🎶

He was crooning off tune not minding onlookers.

R: Ssshhh bava come quietly...

However he didn't listen and made noise.In his stupor,D almost pushed an expensive vase down but it was caught in time by R.Heaving a sigh of relief,he prayed in his mind to clear the place soon so as to avoid further trouble.

Unfortunately the unexpected happened.D chanced upon a lady walking in from the opposite direction.

He found her attractive and wanted to try his luck but accidentally tripped on the carpet causing himself to land on her.

R: 😰😰😰

Instead of being apologetic about his demeanor,D made the tense situation more worse by his drunk talk.

D: Wooooowwwww!What a figure!😍Pappa,I'm single are you ready to mingle?😎

He asked shamelessly earning a royal glare from the lady.She directed her gaze towards R who was already soaked in his own sweat.He controlled himself from peeing in his pants.

R: Sss...sorry..sorry amm...huh...mam...

D: Why you telling her sorry?She'll feel bad no...See I'll compliment her...Pappa,you are so hot of all the pappas I met today!If it's ok for you means I'm double ok!😉

He showed his 32.R placed his palm over D's mouth before he could say anything more dirty.

R: Mam sorry once again...he's drunk pls forgive him...🥺

She would have slapped him if not for R who intervened to protect his bava.Shaking her head in anger she went.

"Chi...rich spoilt brats...disgusting!😤"she thought.

D: Pappa wait!Don't go!Bava,tell pappa to stop!!

R: Gggrrr...she must be having sons of our age you're so drunk that you don't know the difference between an aunty and pappa.Shut up and come bava!

Three months later,Uppalapati residence.

Kousalya supraja Rama poorva sandhya pravarthathe uthishta narasardula karthavyam dhaivamanhikam.🎶

While Kausalya's Rama was awake and busy discharging his duties as the preserver of the universe,Sivakumari garu's Rama was sleeping with his gigantic bums raised in air.

SKG: Nandhu!Time is 8am it's very late already...Get up atleast in this dhanur masaa,have your bath and pray..

Half an hour later,

SKG: Oh I give up with this boy...🤦🏻‍♀️

Spatula in hand,she was about to go to his room when the door bell rang.She answered it.

R: Swamy sharanam...🙏🏼

Stood R in black shirt and dhothi.Holy beads around his neck,sacred ash,sandal paste and kumkum smeared on his forehead, he resembled Ayyappa Swamy's long lost brother.His hands joined in salutation,he greeted D's mom who reciprocated.She called him in.

SKG: Sorry pa,I couldn't recognize you in this look...sit down I'll get you something to eat...

R: Its ok Aunty...I'm fasting for 48 days so having one meal a day only.I went to temple in the morning.Thought of dropping by to pass some prasadam.

He gave her the coconut which she took religiously.He stood benignly with arms crossed at his chest.

SKG: Rana your parents have raised you well.I also have given birth to one but he's of no use to the house or nation...asks me if they sell chicken biriyani inside temple else he won't go...

R: Aunty,bava is still naive and playful we can explain to him and direct him on the right path...

SKG: You're wearing the holy beads and telling this gives me so much positivity.He still isn't up.You go and talk some sense to him...if possible convince him to follow you to sabarimalai...the lord only should show him a way.

R: (mv:Hmm the moment bava steps in there swamy will vacate the place...Poor Aunty doesn't know about her son...)Huh...will try to..

R went up to D's room.

Posche Posche Paradese Nenu Foreign Nunchi Vachesaanu...Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa Ringa Reeee...🎶

The peppy number echoing throughout the room,R noticed bums movement from under the covers in sync with the rhythm.

He pulled the sheets to find his bava.

R: Good morning bava!😃

D opened one eye first.His slumber disturbed and the sight of R in saint mode irked him.Not even caring that R was fasting,D welcomed him with pure expletives in local Telugu.R stood with a wide grin as it was not new to him.

D: Neeyabba!How many times have I told you never to come and stand infront of me in this costume??Spoilt my mood...just leave...

R: Bava,bava pls don't say that...who else do I have apart from you...🥺

He kept a pitiful face.

D: (mv:He has blocked me with sentiments...)hmm fine...sit...

Propping his pillows against the frame,D reclined on it.R sat beside his bava.He picked his cigarette box and took out a stick.

R: Bava!You're going to smoke now?

D: No...I plan to clean my ears with this...you've a problem?

Keeping the stick in between his lips he was about to light it.

R: Please bava...I'm fasting you smoke after I leave...

He threw the stick aside.

D: Why are you here now to ruin my day?

R took out two cards from under his shirt and waved it to D.

R: Two passes for New Year's Eve bash at the famous resort I told you.I managed to get it!!Yahoooo!!!

D: Show me...😃

He took the passes and read through it.

D: DJ...dancing...unlimited supply of drinks and much more...Yahoooo!!!!!I love you bava!!!

Both bavas hugged and expressed their joy.

D: But how will you come in this?

R: By then I would have returned from Sabarimala and ended my fast...how's my planning??😃

D: Hmm whole world thinks you drink milk only I know you are more notorious than me.I'll see you on that day now clear the place I need to sleep...

He slipped into the covers.R did not let him sleep.

R: I told Aunty I will get you down...wake up...

He caught D's hand but he wriggled it off.

D: Don't hold my hand it's dirty...

R: Arre arre...bava what have been doing whole night that your hand is dirty?😉

He tickled D's waist.

D: Thooo chi who allowed you to wear holy beads when your thoughts are filthy??I had chips at night,was lazy to walk up to the bathroom to wash my hand so slept off like that...

Licking the crumbs off his fingers,he hurled the empty chips packet on R's face and got off his bed.

R waited while D completed his morning routine and both bavas went down to the hall.D was in his oversized "I ♥️b👀bs"t-shirt and baggy shorts.

His mother had kept his plate ready with 30 hot idlies accompanied with 4 varieties of chutney.D sat down and R took a seat opposite to him.

R: 30 idlies?Is this enough for you?😟

SKG: His usual count is 35 idlies but since he's on diet he is eating only 30 these days.My poor son!😢

R mv: 5 idlies difference and that is diet it seems...🤦🏻‍♂️

D: You also eat bava...

R was touched by his affection.

R: You love me so much bava?🥲

D: Nothing like that if you don't eat I'll get tummy ache that's why.

R: 😕😕

Instead of breakfast R wished to have fruits so D's mother brought a platter of cut fruits for him.

D examined his own plate.

D: Sivakumari!Where is the mimmadikaya pachadi?

He demanded authoritatively.

SKG: You forgot you finished it yesterday...

Her voice boomed from the kitchen.

SKG: I have kept 4 chutney that is not enough he wants what is not there...first I have to fix his marriage and get the burden off my hips!😤

She mumbled.

D: I heard that.My wife is a Queen.I won't allow her to lift a spoon.Even if she is there you only have to cook for us there is no rest for you so might as well you do it now...

SKG: 🙄

With no go,she made it again lest her wayward son would go away angrily without having his meal.

D relished the idly with the condiments.His mother compared him with R.

SKG: Learn from him...how good he is...every parent should have a son like him...

However D remained unperturbed.

R: Bava she's scolding you...

D: It's ok I am immune to it...she doesn't feel good if she lets a day pass without scolding me and I too feel bad without getting earfuls from her.

D and R finished eating.The helper's 8 year old daughter came from the kitchen and picked their plates to wash.She was cleaning the table when D saw her.

D: Why are you here?Where is your mom?

"Annayyaa...My mother is not feeling well today so she sent me to help amma with chores."

The girl said timidly and continued wiping the table with her tender hands.D gritted his teeth.Hands on his hips,he roared.

D: Sivakumari!!!😤

She came dashing out of the kitchen.

SKG: What happened ra??

D: If the helper is not here,you'll make her kids work??How could you encourage child labour??

SKG: I did not tell her to come ra...in fact she only volunteered to help.

D called the girl to his side.She went to him hesitantly.He crouched down before her.

D: You shouldn't be working at this age.You should be studying.Go home now...

"Annayyaa...I dropped out of school so that my younger brother can study.My mother can't afford to educate the both of us.😔"

D felt bad for the girl.He picked the dirty rag from her hand.

D: You're going back to school from tomorrow.New set of bag,books and stationary will reach your home by this evening.I'll bear the cost for your education.All you have to do is study well.Ok?

She broke into a wide grin and shook her head happily.D pulled the chair and made her sit.

D: Have food and go...eat well and not like chicken picking grains.You need to be strong t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶b̶i̶e̶s̶.

"Ok Annayya!😊"she chirped.

He told his mother to serve her food.She ate to her heart's content.

R: Bava...help and all is fine but why you made her sit at the dining table?She is a helper's kid!

D: So what?All are humans and we should treat everyone equally.The god you are so fervently worshipping would also want that only.

D went to the kitchen to help his mother to wash the dishes.

R: (mv: Is he good or bad? 🤔) Huh...uh...bava wait for me!

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New Year's Eve Party

R: A bullock cart would go much faster than this...go fast bava or allow me to!

D: Hey I can't do that to her!She's a new girl and it's her first time so have to be gentle.

He caressed the steering wheel of his new Lamborghini lovingly as if it were a woman's cheek much to R's annoyance.

R: I guess we would be there on time to pick up the empty bottles on ground.

He muttered in irritation.

D: Don't worry why fear when I am here?Be cool..😎

R: 🙄

They arrived at the venue.They got down and were excited to see pappas in baby clothes roaming around.Seeing everyone going in as couples the bavas too wished to have girlfriends.

D&R: Flirt mode on!😎

They looked at each other and uttered in unison.Using their charm,they tried to pick up beautiful chicks to accompany them inside.

D found one girl and approached her.

D: Babe,wanna be my girlfriend tonight?😉

Feeling so full of herself when a handsome guy asked her out,the haughty girl loathed D.

"I already have a boyfriend😏..."

That didn't go well with him.

D: No problem you seem like the kind who could use two...😉

"Thoo...rascal..."

Cursing him she walked away.

R: Why did you say like that bava?

D: Then what ra?If she already has someone she could politely turn me down but she was flicking her hair,rolling her eyes and showing attitude as if I was at her mercy so I gave back.

R: Ok ok cool...let's find someone else...

R set his eyes on a girl but when he approached her,

R: Hi there...

"🤮🤮🤮🤮"

She was too drunk and puked.Lucky R jumped back thus saving his clothes.

R: Phew!Just miss!

D: It didn't work out for you too nevermind let's see if we can find someone inside.

A greater shock was waiting them.The guards outside stopped them.

"Sorry only couples allowed..."

D: What!!No one told us this...how do you expect us to know this...blah blah...

The guards pointed at the sentence on the pass that indeed stated only couples were allowed.In their excitement for booze they overlooked the small fonts.

Not willing to give up,they tried shortcuts to sneak in by following couples but they were caught by their collars and thrown out.They also lied that they had come out to for a drag leaving their girlfriends inside but the guards told them to call their girls for verification.All their tricks were thwarted by the strict guards.Disappointed,they sat on the pavements with hands on their heads.

D: It's all your fault!You should have read the conditions after getting the passes...😤

R: And you?You could read DJ,belly dancing,booze blah blah...but this small sentence you could not?

D: Huh...uh...ok fine...we are both at fault.

R: My 20,000 rupees gone!All burnt!I could have held a party in my house with that amount...sob...sob...😭

D: You're worried for your money I'm worried for booze...why us bava?😭

Bavas were lamenting their fate when R suddenly got an idea.

R: Bava!He said couples but he didn't mention they have to be from the opposite gender right?😃

D: I don't understand. 😕

D saw a mischievous glint in R's eyes.

Arm in arm,they returned to the place like a couple.D batted his eyes coyly earning a disgusted look from the guard.

R: We're a couple allow us in!🏳️‍🌈

However the guards refused to buy their story.D started his melodrama.Looking at R,

D: Sob...sob...honey,why is everyone against our love?What sin did we commit that we are shunned by people everywhere...sob sob...

He leaned on R's shoulder's like a damsel in distress and fiddled with his jacket zipper.

R: Don't worry honey,I'm sure they will understand our love.Uncle,I can't bear to see tears in her chi his eyes...Pls allow us in.

"Do you think we are keeping flowers in our ears?Better clear the place before we call the cops!"

D lost his cool and argued back.

D: Call!Call ra call!Call the police,the security or even army I don't care!We have paid for these and not bought from stolen money!We have every right to enter I'll see what you can do!

D stepped forward boldly only to be blocked by a 7 footer.D freaked out.

In an attempt to save his bava and to enter the party hall,R pulled D and pressed his lips against D's mouth.

R: Now will you believe us?

D stood unmoved like a statue.

They were allowed in.R had to walk D inside as he was still in a state of shock.

He made his bava sit on a bar stool and got him his favourite drink.

R: Sorry bava,I did not do anything wantonly.In the spur of the moment to save you and get inside...mmm...think of me as a kid...you won't feel bad...

He shook his bava.Still there was no movement.R cupped some whiskey in his palms and splashed it on D's face.He shook his head rapidly like a puppy that came out of water.

R: Sorry bava!

D: Thoo!To hell with your sorry!
I treated you as my brother didn't know you had such thoughts!You have maligned my virgin lips now which girl will kiss me?

"Excuse me..."

The sweet voice of a girl interrupted their conversation.Bavas turned.

To be continued...

Any guesses what will happen next?😉