A/N: I will attempt a fight scene in this chapter but I'm a person whose closest experience to a fight is a fake slap fight with their siblings... So don't expect much it'll be crap but I'll try also Thor, Bruce, and Wanda are out on a mission and Scott is currently doing missions with Hope while T'challa is in Wakanda. Sorry if I missed anybody.

Peter's POV:

I sneeze as I swing through NYC. Someone must be talking about me I wonder who it could be, and why do I get this sense of foreboding.

I shrug it off as I continue to look out for and crime around they city but it was strangely silent tonight. I had only come across one attempted mugging but even that was halfhearted.

I keep up patrols for about another hour before I hear the thrusters of the ironman suit approaching me at a fast speed.

I flip onto a building and wait for Ironman to pass because I was curious as to where he could be going. But what surprised me is when he lands on the roof I'm standing on and his face plate slides up.

"Hey! You! Spiderling!" I stand there for a moment and then stupidly point to myself to see if he was actually addressing me. Stark rolls his eyes. "No the other spider themed vigilante standing on this roof. Yes you, Fury wants you so it would be best if you came with me without a fight."

Well that was abrupt. "What no hello how's the day going?" I shake my head and tsk. "Well sorry no can do tin can I gotta stick around and watch over the city." I try to play off my fanboying but inside I was dying because, ohmygoshironmanknowsmegrantedhewantstocapturemebutstill.

With that I turned to leave when my spider sense goes off and I jump out of the way as a tranquilizer arrow hits the spot I was just standing in.

"Hey! Not fair you brought back up. I haven't even done anything wrong so why do you want to take me in? All I have done is help this city!"

Suddenly three figures emerge from the shadows. Captain America, Bucky, and Black Widow. Next I turn back to Ironman to see that Falcon and the Iron patriot landed next to him.

"Sorry spider but Fury wants to assess if you're a threat or not so we gotta take you in."

I sigh "Man I was having such a good day too patrols were easy, earlier I found an old computer monitor that was just sitting there, and now all of you come to take in lil ol me and ruin it."

My stance changes as I prepare to fight as a steady thrum of my spider sense tells me that these guys are a threat. "Now son we don't want to fight you but we will if you don't come peacefully." Cap tries to convince me with his hands held up to show he didn't want to fight.

I turn my gaze to him. "Sorry Cap but I ain't gonna make it that easy I got a secret identity for a reason. Being one to have hacked SHIELD I don't exactly want my identity in their databases."

"I told Fury he needed to upgrade his security!" says Tony with a smirk. Once he is distracted I shoot a web behind him and try to swing off but halfway across the street caps shield cuts my web and I start to free fall until Falcon catches me under the arms trying to bring me to the others. I flip out of his grasp and onto his back. From his back I flip off and shoot a web at his wings and use the momentum to swing onto a lamp post and throw him at captain America and black widow.

Black Widow is able to dodge but Falcon still hits cap and they both are thrown to the floor and I web them down. "As is it naptime already? Here let me tuck you in." I sense another arrow coming from a building across the street from where the rest of the Avengers are and jump out if the way as I notice Ironman and Iron patriot flying at me from opposite sides. I wait until the last second until I jump and they collide in midair and I quickly web them together to take them out of the fight.

"What the heck is this stuff made of!?" complains Stark as he tries to get free along with the iron patriot. I smirk under my mask, "Sorry trade secret for me to know and you to never find out." I zone out Ironman and Iron Patriot as they begin to argue whose fault it is that they got webbed up. I look to find the rest of the avengers as I flip onto the sidewalk.

Bucky is trying to get Steve and Sam out, I don't know Clint's exact location but sense no immediate threat and last is...

I duck as I sense an incoming blow from behind. Black Widow has her batons out. "Come on spider just come with us or else." I groan and throw my head back "Man can't we be friends c'mon we're both spider themed and pack a good punch." Widows eyes just narrow as she runs in for another attack. I'm about to step back when I get a sense that another arrow is coming and sideflip to avoid it.

Once distracted by the arrow widow gets a good hit in that would have incapacitated a normal guy. Good thing I'm not normal then.

"Hey. No." I use the tone I would for a disobedient child and that seems to anger Natasha as she come in to attack again but this time I web down her foot. That distracts her so I take the chance to kick the batons out of her hands and web her down more securely.

Once I do that I know the others will get out soon. My webs are strong, but not invincible. "Its been a real treat guys a true Christmas miracle but I gotta get going cookies to eat and all that jazz." I quickly take my chance to escape and swing away and get back to the apartment.

I guess I'll be looking out for the Avengers now. At wish I had been able to examine the Ironman armour without almost being taken in by the Avengers for SHIELD. I sigh and get dressed in my pjs before pulling out my science homework. Ah well back to the exciting life of Peter Parker and the studies of atomic alignment of particles.

TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY PUNS:

Natasha's POV:

Once we all come back to the tower for debriefing I want to slash something. That little spider made a fool out of us and we utterly failed the supposed simple mission that Director Fury had given us.

Everybody else was fuming as well and we knew that Fury wouldn't be happy that the Avengers couldn't catch one vigilante.

Tony speaks up. "What if we give him a nice tabby cat and name it Co director Furrious as his present for Christmas, that's basically Spiderman right?" I sigh and facepalm while Clint looks like he is actually contemplating the idea.

"I'm surrounded by idiots." I mumble as I walk to my room.

A/N: ...eh I'll probably come back and change it but here it is for now. It was also kind of to see if I could write a fight scene, sooooo yup sorry if it's not what y'all wanted but its what I could come up with.

Thanks for reading!

~Kiw