So yeah, I had to use that as the title, which no joke, I almost made my Senior Yearbook Quote, but instead I used a Robin Williams Quote. Okay here we go!

Mabel, Dipper, and Pacifica are sitting on the couch while Peter is seen climbing around the walls of the mystery shack.

"Geez, no wonder they call you a wallcrawler," said Dipper.

"They call me a wallcrawler because I can latch onto walls," said Peter.

"You know I really have to ask," said Mabel, "What is up with that guy from the Daily Bugle?"

"J Jonah Jameson? He's been after me since I started crimefighting, he thinks I'm a bad influence on kids," said Peter, "But honestly I think they share that building with a mental hospital." (that line was inspired by the clip from a stupid movie above)

"If they do that would explain a lot," said Pacifica, "also they need better security if he's a patient."

Meanwhile:

"So let me get this straight you want me to take down this Spiderkid?" The Shapeshifter asked.

"He's called Spiderman, and yes," said Norman.

"What does he look like?" The Shapeshifter asked.

Norman hands him the latest newspaper from the Gravity Falls Gossiper.

The Shapeshifter analyzize the photo, and noticed two familiar faces in the background.

"Dipper and Mabel," said the Shapeshifter.

"What and Who?" Norman asked.

"Those 2," said the Shapeshifter, "The Pines Twins, they were the reason why I was frozen."

"Hmm," said Norman

"How about we take on this Spiderman first and you help me take down the Pines Twins."

"Deal," said Norman.

"Did you say the Pines twins?"

"Who said that?" Norman asked.

"Over here handsome!"

Norman turns his head to see a woman. (This one⤵)

"Who the hell are you?" Norman asked.

"Names Darlene and I have the same bone to pick with the Pines as well as this monstrosity here," said Darlene.

"I have feelings you know," said The Shapeshifter.

"Whatever," said Darlene.

"Look Miss," said Norman, "we don't need some random cougar to help us fight."

"Oh I ain't no cougar," said Darlene.

Darlene then transforms into a giant spider.

"How delightful, Spiderman vs a giant Spider," said The Shapeshifter.

"Ooh this will work," said Norman with a devilish grin.

Back to Peter and Everyone else:

"Wanna see something cool?" Peter asked.

"Sure," said Dipper.

Peter then shoots out a web then forms it into the shape of a bridge.

"Okay that is cool," said Dipper.

Peter froze as his Spidey Sense starts tingling.

"Ahh!" Peter exclaimed.

"You okay?" Mabel asked.

"Spidey sense," said Peter, "big threat coming."

To be continued...

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