An-Tony finds out Peter's having sex and he loosing it

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Tony didn't mean to start snooping, but Peter had been sneaking in and out of the tower saying he was going to a friends house. But why go to a friends house with your backpack? He found the offending backpack stashed under Peter's bed. When he opened it was almost empty, except for a chapter book and a few pens. Tony rose an eyebrow as he ruffled through the front pocket. His eyes widened when he pulled out a line of condoms, a bottle of lube and a packet of tissues.

He stood up with the offending items, fuming. He held them tightly in his hands and stormed into the lounge room where Peter was sitting with the rest of the team. He slammed them down on the coffee table and looked at Peter expectantly. Peter's face immediately flushed and opened and closed his mouth.

"Care to explain why I found these in your backpack?" Tony fumed, Peter blinked several times.

"Jesus Tony you went through my bag?!" Peter said incredulously. Tony nodded, Peter suddenly jumped up and slammed his open book down on the items.

"Peter, explain," Tony said firmly. Peter blinked several times.

"I don't need to explain shit to you! You went through my stuff!" Peter responded. Tony rolled his eyes.

"I'm your guardian! You have to tell me!" Tony said firmly, Peter blinked.

"This is exactly why I didn't tell you, Tony!" Peter said back, Tony blinked several times.

"Tell me what exactly?" Tony asked, Peter groaned.

"That I'm having sex! Why is that such a bad thing? Oh no a teenager is having sex! Big surprise!" Peter said, throwing his hands up in the air.

"So that's where you've been sneaking off to after school?" Tony said quietly. Peter scoffed.

"Of course it is. I wasn't gonna tell you because you were gonna freak out like you do about everything new I do!" Peter explained. Tony sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"At least I'm having safe sex," Peter said quietly. Tony nodded.

"Look Pete I'm not mad that you've been having sex. I'm mad because you've been keeping it from me. We promised no secrets." Tony said, Peter reddened.

"Oh, I'm sorry I don't exactly want to tell my dad I'm having sex. That's kinda really embarrassing." Peter said quietly. Tony sighed.

"When did, when did you um, start having sex," Tony said awkwardly, Peter blinked.

"We are really gonna talk about this in front of the Avengers?" Peter said incredulously.

"Yes peter, it's what you get for keeping this from me." Tony said. Peter groaned a slumped into the couch.

"Sixteen." Peter said quietly. Tony blinked.

"Pete that's way too young, the age of consent in New York is seventeen." Tony said, Peter groaned again.

"Ok, and how old were you when you first had sex?" Peter said smugly. Tony blinked several times and reddened.

"Touché," Tony said, neither of them noticed Clint peeling back the book Peter had put over the items.

"Jesus! Apparently you're packing Pete!" Clint exclaimed, Peter's eyes bulged out of his head. He scrambled forward to press the book back over the items.

"And where did you get lube?" Natasha asked, Peter reddened and stayed on his knees pressing the hook down.

"You do not need to know that." Peter said quietly.

"Are you using the right lube?" Steve asked firmly, Peter blushed even darker.

"Yes, water-based so it doesn't eat through the commons," Peter said awkwardly. Steve nodded and leaned back into the couch.

"How do you know that?" Bucky asked, Peter smirked.

"The internet. It's very useful you know." Peter said, Bucky rolled his eyes and leaned into the couch with Steve.

"So are the girls using contraceptives? Cause you can never be too sure." Sam said, Peter reddened.

"Who said I was having sex with girls." He said quietly. Sam blinked and reddened, leaning back into the couch.

"So the condoms aren't yours then?" Natasha asked, Peter looked down at the floor.

"No they are mine, but I don't use them often," Peter said offhandedly. Natasha smirked.

"Okay! Okay! No more talking about my sons sex life!" Tony shouted. Peter nodded thankfully.

"So what now?" Peter said awkwardly.

"Is it casual sex or a relationship?" Tony asked.

"Kinda a relationship," Peter said quietly. Tony smirked.

"You can keep up with your shinanigans, just keep an open-door policy, and I want to meet him." Tony said, Peter nodded, awkwardly picking him the items and closing them in his book.

"Okay cool, I'll let him know," Peter said awkwardly, holding the book behind his back.

"Is that code for asking if you can go over to his house?" Tony asked, eyebrow raised.

"Maybe," Peter said with a small grin.

"Ew." Tony said but then waved a hand lazily, "But sure, be make by morning, and if you need a ride call happy." Tony said, Peter shrugged.

"Already have a ride, he's got a car," Peter said as he walked out of the room.

"Oh! So he's got money?" Tony teased, Peter turned sharply to Tony.

"You are so annoying, dad." He said, walking out of the room swiftly. Tony stared after him.

"Did he just call me dad?"