Y/N's P.O.V

So right now Wade and I are driving to the Borderlands Honda Odyssey.

I turn the car and start driving through a forest.

Wade: So, how'd you learn how to drive?

Y/N: Doesn't matter.

Wade: I'm just curious. I mean what's the point of driving if you can swing around.

I sigh.

Y/N: My dad taught me. I'm not an expert, but I know enough to be behind the wheel.

Wade: Okay, okay. Cool.

He looks at me.

Wade: Why don't you wear your suit properly? I mean without the clothes.

Y/N: Drop it.

Wade: It's not that ugly.

Y/N: Stop talkin' about my suit.

Wade: Did you make it yourself? Been there.

Y/N: Quit it.

Wade: Alright, fine. I was just tryin' to bond with ya.

Y/N: Well, then talk about something else.

Wade: Okay.

We sit in silence before he starts imitating me shooting webs.

(A/N: Just imagine Y/N's there in his blue hoodie. Same goes for other gifs used in this chapter.)

Y/N: Stop it. That's not how I do it. And if you must know, I have made my own crappy suit.

Wade: Fair enough.

Third person perspective

As the two continue going through the forest Wade sighs.

Wade: So, if they can fix your world, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get back? See the fam, get laid.

L/N looks to him.

Y/N: What'd you say?

Wade: When you get out what's the first thing you're gonna do?

Y/N: No, no. Before that.

Wade: If... they can fix your Earth?

Y/N brings the car to a quick stop.

Wade: Whoa! Easy.

Y/N: What do you mean, "if?"

Wade: I mean...

Y/N: You lied to me. You don't have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things, do you?

Wade: No, I mean...

L/N stabs Wilson in the leg with his Talon Claws.

Wade: Ah! Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie!

Y/N: You lied!

Wade: No, I made an educated wish! Because I need you.

Wilson pulls out a picture.

Wade: This is why. Right here. Cause if we don't do something, they'll die. I don't know anything about saving the world. And why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone.

He points at Y/N.

Wade: I know how to fuck people up for money, but you. You know how to save 'em! Or at least the Y/N I knew did.

Spidey jams the claws in more.

Wade: Ow! I guess I'm stuck with the worst one.

Y/N: Did you say you made an educated fuckin' wish?

Wade: They call me "The Merc with the Mouth." They don't call me "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon."

Y/N pulls the claws out.

Y/N: Give me one more word. Please, give me one.

Wade: Gubernatorial.

L/N goes to hit him and Wade flinchs.

Y/N then sighs.

Y/N: You know what? You're a fuckin' joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you, or the X-Men and both groups with take fucking anyone. I mean you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I've never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering prick in my entire life. That bald bitch was right about one thing, you will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except that's on all of us!

Wade just sits there in silence.

Y/N: Oh, you gotta nothing to say, Mouth?

Wade: I'm gonna fight you now.

L/N laughs.

Y/N: Oh, are you?

Deadpool quickly sucker puches him, causing a nose bleed.

Y/N grabs his head and repeatedly slams into the radio and music starts playing.

After that he throws Wade back before stabbing him with the Talon Claws.

Y/N: You're not talkin' now, are ya?

Deadpool drops the seat back before Y/N can stab him again.

The two fight in the front of the car and L/N manages to stab Wade again.

Wade: Ah, you dirty little bastard.

He kicks Spidey back and he goes flying out of the car.

L/N rolls across the ground before landing in his signature spider-like pose.

Deadpool moves forward and pulls out his swords.

Y/N charges at the car and slams into, knocking Wilson back.

After that he jumps into the car and stabs Wade with both sets of claws.

Deadpool knocks him off before jumping on him and stabbing him in the side.

Y/N: Ah!

Spidey kicks Wilson through the roof of the car and into the air.

Deadpool hits the ground and quickly jumps up.

He then sees Y/N's hand up.

L/N gives him the finger before signaling him to come back.

Wilson throws his swords away and dives back into the car with his knives.

The two fight throughout the car, landing hard hits on the each other.

As they do they kick each other back to other ends of the car.

Wade: I take back what I said. The Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, bitch.

Y/N: Oh, we're just getting started, dumbass.

L/N charges back at him and they continue their fight.

(Several hours later)

Y/N's P.O.V

Both Wade and I have just woken up in a new place.

It turns out we're with the Resistance Johnny told us about.

There's Elektra, Blade and Gambit.

And they have booze here, which is nice.

Wade: Look, we came a long way to find you three.

Elektra: There's four of us.

Wade: Really? Is it Magneto?

Blade: No.

Wade: Fuck!

Blade: Cassandra killed him.

Wade: Fuck! Man, this Writer is so lazy. He really couldn't be bothered to give us Magneto. He's worse than Disney.

Y/N: So, who brought us here?

???: I did.

We look over to see a girl around my age walk in.

???: Don't make me regret it.

Wade: Holy shit. Y/N, that's her. That's Laura. She's the one I told you about.

She looks to me.

Laura: Hi, Y/N.

Y/N: Hi.

Wade: Laura, how are you here? Your father's been looking for you.

Laura: An asshole named Paradox brought me here. He took and put me here because he said our Earth couldn't have more than one Wolverine.

Wade: Bullshit. What an asshole.

I'm now in a room with the girl my doppelganger died saving.

This is kinda weird and awkward.