(TVA Headquarters. April, 2017. Y/N's age: 16)

Third person perspective

Right now the anti-hero known as Deadpool is at the TVA Headquarters.

He has become Marvel Jesus and once again become Deadpool.

Wilson steps out in his new suit and turns around.

Wade: Fuckin' A! It's perfect!

He walks over to Mr. Paradox.

Wade: FYI your tailor is a predator, but I love it. Snug. No camel tow. New car smell and Adamantium katakanas? You shouldn't have.

He then stops.

Wade: Go ahead. Take it in. And yes, your underwear is getting tighter. This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Wilson points to a tech below.

Wade: His clothes say middle management, but his eyes say fuck-y fuck-y.

Paradox: Yes, you look very nice.

Wade: "Nice?" Your buddy here is ready to throw it all away for me.

The tech picks up a phone.

Wade: You calling your wife?

Tech: HR.

Wade: Does your wife work in HR?

Paradox: I'm really glad taking this so well.

Wade: Oh, I'm taking it well.

He walks over to Paradox.

Wade: I have never had a problem traveling for work. That said we should talk vacation days. I'm more of a one-week-on-week-off kinda guy. I think it's what they do in Denmark. You know you'll never see a Danish flag in the moon, but goddanm it, they're happy.

Deadpool points to the Tem-Pad.

Wade: Now, let's power up your little Amazon Fire phone there and zip me back home so I can tell my friends they've been upgraded... to disciples.

Paradox: Yeah. I don't think you... quite understand. Uh, you will not be returning to your home because there will be no home to return to.

Wade: Come again? This time in my ears.

Mr. Paradox brings up the timeline of Earth-1057 on the monitors.

Paradox: This is your universe, Mr. Wilson. Earth-1057. That... is what happens when a universe loses their Anchor Being. See how it decays from the inside? This is how a reality dies.

Wade: What's an Anchor Being?

Paradox: An Anchor Being is an entity of such importance that when they die their whole world slowly withers out of existence.

Wade: You've just won the lottery because I didn't die. It was just a mid-life crisis. I'm better now.

Paradox starts laughing.

Paradox: Oh, no. No, no.

Wade then laughs along sarcastically.

Paradox: Oh, my god.

Wade: Oh, I love to laugh.

Paradox: Can you imagine if you were the Anchor Being? No. It isn't you, Mr. Wilson. Your Anchor Being died last year in an act of self-sacrifice so epic... that it sent shivers down the Timeline.

He uses the Tem-Pad.

Paradox: I am of course referring to... Y/N L/N. The Amazing Spider-Man.

He brings up the death of Earth-1057's Y/N L/N on the monitors.

Everyone watches as Laura a.k.a X-23 holds Y/N as he dies.

Y/N E-1057: It's okay, Laura. I'll be okay.

Wade looks away as his friend Spider-Man dies on screen.

Y/N E-1057: Be... be the hero I know you are. Don't be what they made you.

Paradox mouths his words as he says them.

Wade: Y/N. Of course. Y/N.

He spins around.

Wade: Y/N?! The kid who's dead? That Spider-Man?

Paradox turns the footage off.

Wade: Yeah, I got it. You can turn your retro graphics of death off now. Make it stop.

Paradox: We're not doing it Mr. Wilson and we certainly can't stop it.

Wade: How long have we got?

Paradox: In most cases, couple thousand years.

Wade: Well, sweet.

Paradox: Most cases aren't fast enough. Not for me.

Wade: What does that mean?

Paradox: It means I've been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe.

After that Mr. Paradox shows Deadpool the Time Ripper.

A machine he'll use to end Wade's universe quickly as he doesn't want to watch the universe die slowly.

Wade takes his mask off as TVA Agents come up behind him.

Wade: Your gonna Old Yellar my fucking universe?

Paradox: Mm... in your parlance, yes. Two in the heart, one in the head. Look, Mr. Wilson, you have two choice. You can go back to your Earth and cease to exist in... about seventy-two hours. Or, you join the Sacred Timeline. And you end your days of insignificance and mediocrity. Wade. Wade, you can finally matter.

Deadpool look at the monitors to see the Avengers off different Earth's coming together.

Wilson sighs.

Wade: That's all I've ever really wanted.

Paradox: I know.

Wade: And I'm nothing if not morally flexible. Yep, yep.

He puts his mask back on.

Wade: I'll do it.

Paradox: Wise choice. The Sacred Timeline is happy to have you.

Wade: I was talking about find Spider-Man and breaking your fucking nose.

Deadpool knocks the Tem-Pad into the air before headbutting Paradox.

He then jumps into the air and grabs the Tem-Pad before opening a portal and disappearing.

(Earth-1057)

(Queens, New York. April, 2017)

Wade is now back on his Earth and has dug up the remains of Y/N L/N.

After having a meltdown he sits with the corpse.

Wilson laughs.

Wade: That was weird. I'm much calmer now. Look, I'm not a man of science like you, Y/N. But you seem incredibly passed away.

He sighs.

Wade: But it's good to see ya again, buddy. I gotta be honest, I really wishes we could've had one last team-up. You and me getting into it. Deadpool and Spider-Man just fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine thr fun, the chaos... the residuals?

He starts moving the mouth of Y/N's body.

Wade: "Yeah. Nothing would bring me back to life faster than a big bag of Marvel cash."

Wade laughs.

Wade: Me too, Reader. But, no. No, no, no. You had to be a hero and die for real. Goddanm it! I could really use your help right now, man.

Just the TVA Agents show up behind Wade and he ducks down with Y/N's body.

Wade: Wait! I'm warning you, I'm not alone.

TVA Agent: Wade Winston Wilson, you are under arrest by the Time Variance Authority for too many crimes to count. Come out...

Wade groans.

Wade: Death by day-player.

TVA Agent: Last chance, lay down your weapons and come out peacefully.

Wade: I'm not gonna give you my weapons! But I promise not to use them.

(A/N: Play at 00:35. Just imagine Deadpool is in a graveyard. I couldn't do this opening justice. So here it is.)

After using Y/N's body to take down the TVA Agents, Wade looks around.

Wade: Oh, I gotta find me another Spider-Man. An alive one. Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out.

It's time to travel the multiverse.