Neither Captain America: Civil War, Infinity War, or Endgame happened. There's Black Panther, Spider-Man, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-man, Wasp, Doctor Strange, and the Avengers. No Captain Marvel because I don't want her in this because of her disappointing me.

"Wakanda nonsense" rang threw out the Stark Tower. Why you may be wondering, well it started five months ago...

Peter POV:
I was talking with Shuri about science in Wakanda, when I had the urge to yell Wakanda nonsense is that? I decided to wait until she said something ridiculous. After about five minutes she said something inaccurate, so I took my opportunity. "Wakanda nonsense is that?!?!"

After I said that Shuri looked at me, and stayed like that for a minute before cracking up. She laughed so hard that I started to laugh as well, and soon neither of us could breath, much less speak.

After 20 minutes we had mostly calmed down, and were finally able to talk semi-normally.

Shuri gasped out, "Oh my goodness, we have to do that more." And do that more we did.

——Line break to Tony's turn——

We have set Tony up for our Wakanda nonsense joke. First Shuri would get him to start talking about math, then I would walk into the room and join the conversation, finally I would say something that is so wrong it's hilarious for Shuri to scream her line.

Our plan is in process. Shuri started to talk about is time travel possible, and if so how would it work. Tony jumped into the conversation immediately.

Tony was saying, "I think it might be possible if you have the right materials at hand."

Then I joined, "All you need is the DeLorean, and to be good at yelling 'Great Scott' at the correct time." What can I say Back To The Future is one of the best movies ever made. (I agree Peter) Way better then...Footloose (I haven't seen that, but I don't think it's nearly as good as Back To The Future.)

Tony gasped at me, and Shuri didn't miss a beat to say her line, "Wakanda nonsense is that?!?!"

Then Tony gasped at her before shaking his head, and walking out muttering something about how teens are insufferable. I'll get him for that later, now we're going to find our next victim.

———— Scott Lang's turn ————

I want to say Scott's turn went the same way Tony's did, but that would be totally wrong.

We decided to do the same Back To The Future gig because it worked well the first time.

Shuri got him into the conversation, and he went down a different path then Tony did.

I said my line and Scott looked appreciative of my reference, I guess he's a fan.

Shuri nailed her line again, but this time Scott had something to add.

He said, "Wow, that joke is brilli-ANT."

We looked at each other for a second before all cracking up. After we calmed down we recruited Scott for our team.

Our new plan was almost the same as the first one, but this time Scott will add an ant pun at the end. We really are brilli-ANT.

——-Natasha Romanoff's turn——

Shuri had a last minute change in the plan. We all agree with her, so now I'm with her at the start. We also changed our line because we don't think Natasha would join our conversation.

Shuri and I walked up to Natasha.

Shuri asked her, "Which song is the better The Chain-2004 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac, or Flaws by Bastille?"

Natasha answered her, "Flaws is way better. Whoever disagrees will have to go through me. Except for you Peter, you're to precious for that."

I beamed at Natasha and said thanks. Shuri continued to argue about the better song. Then Scott walked in, so after a second I took the cue for my line.

I said, "Both songs are really great, but I think there is a better song. The song is...Baby Shark!" Now if you've heard that song you will know it's not actually that good, in fact it's more the type of song you sing in a car to annoy everyone else in it with you.

Scott timed his line perfectly, no one had started to laugh yet, and Natasha hadn't had enough time to react to what I said. I think she's in shock from what I said. Anyways, Scott said, "Wow, that joke makes me exuber-ANT."

Finally Natasha responded, and in the best way possible. She face palmed and said, "What did I do to deserve this. Seriously, why must two children, and an adult who might secretly be a child bother me? Just...go annoy Clint okay?"

Shuri, Scott, and I looked at each other with matching maniacal smiles. Then in sync Shuri and I nodded yes. Scott missed our cue, so he saw just looking creepily at Natasha. Then Shuri started cackling, and after a second I did too. Scott...poor clueless Scott was left looking super confused. Thankful when we made our exit Scott came with us.

————Clint Barton's turn————

We decided to go after Clint next because why not (and Natasha told us to. We're not going to disobey her because we don't want to die)? We were going to do it like we did last time because we aren't original, and thinking of a new idea is way too much work.

Shuri follows the plan perfectly, so do Scott and I. Finally we drop the bomb.

"I think Baby Shark is the best song ever."

Then Scott's ant pun, "That joke makes me exuber-ANT."

Clint respond after a minute of silence. He says..."Well this is HAWK-ward."

Then before we can respond he jumps into the vents. Of course we start laughing.

———-Thor Odinson's turn-———

We decided it would be funny to confuse Thor with our pop culture, so instead of having Thor get into the argument we would start it in front of him.

Shuri and Scott walked into the room we knew Thor would be in, already yelling which song is better. Shuri was saying Flaws by Bastille is better, and Clint was defending The Chain-2004 Remaster by Fleetwood Mac. I walked into the room trying not to laugh at poor Thor's confused expression.

After about a minute I joined the conversation, "Guys it's obvious what is the better song,"

"Tell Scott I'm right!" Came from Shuri before Scott silenced her.

I continued on with my sentence like I hadn't noticed it, "The best song is...Baby Shark!

Thor looked more confused than ever when I said that. Apparently he has yet to hear of that song. I immediately make a mental note to play that song until Thor can sing it in his sleep.

Shuri looked at me before yelling, " Wakanda nonsense is that?"

If anything Thor is more confused.

Scott then said, "My, my, my. That joke makes me exuber-ANT."

Finally I couldn't take Thor's confusion and explained the joke to him. After I was sure Thor understood what we were saying I asked him to say 'Wakanda nonsense' as much as possible and to get as many other people to do it as well. I did this well doing my puppy eyes because people seem to agree with me more if I use the puppy eyes.

After a pause Thor responds, "I will do that Man of Spiders." I scream yes and hug Thor who looks happy.

Thanks to Thor, Wakanda nonsense is now a common thing to hear in the Stark Tower.

Ta da. I'm fairly sure this is my longest chapter yet. I hope you liked it. Can you tell me if you liked it, or if you have any suggestions for a one shot. I have a question for anyone who reads this, can you choose either World Gone Mad by Bastille or Trust Fund Baby by Why Don't We? Would anyone want to read a Spider-Man Homecoming meets Spider-Man Into the Spider Verse one shot? Also do you prefer longer stories that take a while, or shorter stories that are quicker?