Request by This_MARVELous_world to write the reactions of the Avengers to God. I hope it's as good as you wanted.

Peter POV:

I am slightly worried about how everyone is going to react. I was expecting Natasha to quickly get over any shock she may have. (I was NOT expecting her to bully my love of eating avocados plain though. To far, to far.)

(Just so you know it's only the original Avengers, and no Loki right now. Sorry if you wanted someone else.)

Everyone, but Nat, looked like they are in shock.

Steve was the first to snap (not like Thanos) out of it. Poor Steve is never going to stop getting made fun of because of his reaction. He puts his swearing days to use, and let out a string of swears that was so diverse he keeps it up for ten minutes. Without repeating a single word!

By now I don't know if everyone is still in shock because of my news, or Steve's amazing swearing talent.

I look at Nat evilly, and told Steve, "Watch you profanity. We don't use naughty words in this tower. Don't make me wash your mouth."

Steve nods that he understands looking shell-shocked.

Tony passes out. From what part of tonight, I don't know.

Nat quietly offers to take Tony back to his room. I nod to show that it would be great if she does that.

Clint being the spy trained to be surprised starts to laugh. I can't blame him. I join in, eventually Thor does to.

I don't even know why Thor was shocked. He knew I was a god. Was it MJ being my girlfriend, or the avocados fact. Because I'm not that bad of a person, and everyone needs to let the Avocado fact go. I understand it's shocking, but we're supposed to be expecting to each other.

I look around to see what is Bruce doing, and I see him... meditating?

I walk over to him and ask, "What's wrong?"

He looks at me like I'm crazy for asking that question.

He responds like it's obvious, "I can't believe how many secrets you have. You have a girlfriend? And to be honest, I eat avocados plain as well."

Oh my gosh! Another person!

I tell him, "We should start a club. Maybe even invite other people who do it as well."

Bruce nods and says, "That would be great. Thanks for helping me calm down Peter. Now, lets tame these children."

Then Loki pops in next to me for no reason, and whispers, "I will help you young Peter."

That's how the Avengers reacted to learning I'm a god, have a girlfriend and eat avocados plain. It's also how I learned that everyone will bully you if you eat avocados plain.

I hope you liked it. Sorry it's shorter than some of the others. Please tell me if I'm doing something wrong with the gammer. I try my best, but it might still be wrong. Thank you This_MARVELous_world for the suggestion. I hope it didn't disappoint. If you want to see a one shot leave me the request. I'm probably not going to do a field trip one shot though because so many people do that, and mine would be awful.