Let's Play Musical Friends
Third Person's POV
We start in Eggman's Lair, as Eggman is looking at a monitor and laughing. He types something on the keyboard, and continues laughing "Oh, that is so true!" Eggman said and Orbot is attempting to fix a Motobug, but is shocked when he touches the screwdriver to the mechanical bug's carapace. Orbot is sent flying backwards and comes to a halt near Dr. Eggman "Everything okay?" Eggman asks "Nothing a little solder and a kind word couldn't fix!" Orbot said "Not you, you idiot!" Eggman said "I feel better already..." Orbot said "Quit clanking your bolts! I'm chatting with my new buddy! Who, unlike you, is very intelligent" Eggman said and Cubot hovers up next to Dr. Eggman "Hey, you told me you forgot the wi-fi password! Were you also lying when you said cartoons would rot our... Head... Think... Boxes?" Cubot asks "Nominatus, meet my hopelessly incompetent robots! Wave at him" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot wave at Nominatus, who is displayed on the computer screen as a video feed amongst other windows "Pathetic!" Nominatus said and he and Eggman laugh evilly to each other "LOL!" Eggman said and the two continue to laugh as Orbot and Cubot skulk off, dejectedly.
Later, Orbot is packing a suitcase with various items, including a baseball cap, a toothbrush, a photo of himself, Dr. Eggman, and Cubot on a roller coaster, and a baguette "I'm sick of being unappreciated. It's time to venture out on our own!" Orbot said "Yeah! Can we venture out on our own together?" Cubot asks "Of course! We'll make new friends!" Orbot said and picks up his suitcase and hovers over to a Motobug, a Bee Bot and a Crab Botall of whom are standing nearby "Motobug, stay strong. Titanium Bee Bot, keep buzzing the good buzz. And Robot Crab, see a doctor before that thing spreads. A real doctor, not Dr. Eggman" Orbot said.
Meanwhile in Eggman's computer room, Eggman and Nominatus are still chatting "...So I said, "reprogram you? I hardly know you!"" Eggman said "That story gets funnier every time you tell it!" Nominatus said "I know, right? Ooh, ooh, before I forget, I want to show you the schematics for the new lair defense system. Prepare to be impressed!"Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot hover in, holding suitcases "Goodbye, boss! We're leaving!" Cubot said "Don't try to talk us out of it!" Orbot said "Huh? No, no, I'm fine. No lunch for me. So, uh, where were we? It's all controlled from the central hub" Eggman said and Cubot steals Eggman's coffee mug from his desk "I painted the access panel purple. You think it's too much?" Eggman asks.
*Later at Meh Burger*
Sonic, Brody, Tails, Turbo, Knuckles, Ralph, Amy and Sticks are sitting at a table. Sonic, Brody, Ralph, Knuckles and Sticks are eating burgers and Amy is eating a chili dog. Orbot and Cubot come up to them "Hey, dudes!" Cubot said "What are you two doing here?" Brody asks "We're hoping for service, despite the fact that we have neither shoes nor shirt" Orbot said "What's Eggman up to?" Sonic asks "Aw, we're done with Eggman! I swear!" Cubot said "We'll prove it! By revealing something Eggman wouldn't want you to know!" Orbot said "Yeah, uh, let's see... He sleeps with an evil night light, he sings in the shower, there's a hole in the lair's defenses below the-" Cubot said "Stop" Brody said "He's bald!" Cubot said "They're telling the truth. I knew about that hole in the lair's defenses" Sonic said "Alright, you guys can stay" Amy said "Yes!" Cubot said "So, who's up for charades?" Orbot asks and holds up three fingers and makes a chopping motion on his arm "Oh, that reminds me, I gotta chop my arm off!" Sonic said and runs off "Sonic, you forgot your axe!" Brody said and runs after Sonic "Wait for me!" Amy said and picks up a pepper dispenser and runs after Sonic and Brody "I have to go build traps for when you ultimately betray us all" Sticks said and runs off "Knuckles need to help me treasure hunt" Ralph said "Yeah" Knuckles said and the two run off leaving Orbot and Cubot to stare at Tails and Turbo "Uh-oh" Tails and Turbo said.
*Later at Tails and Turbo's house*
Tails and Turbo are sitting on the couch as Orbot and Cubot stare at them awkwardly. Turbo looks at them, and down at his wrist, which has nothing on it "Oh, look at the time! Tails and I gotta go do something... Somewhere else" Turbo said "What should we do in your absence?" Orbot asks "Yeah, and what're we gonna do when you're gone?" Cubot asks and Tails walks over, holding a laptop computer. He places it on the coffee table and turns it on "Try this video game! You run, roll, and collect rings as fast as you can!" Tails said "Aw, that sounds terrible!" Cubot said and Turbo and Tails shrug and walk off. OnceTails and Turbo have left the house, Orbot and Cubot both grab the computer and begin to fight over it "Rock-Donut-Thursday?" Cubot asks and the two put down the computer "Rock, donut, Thursday, shoot!" Orbot and Cubot said and the two robots both extend their hands. Cubot is making an "O"-shape with his thumb and forefinger, while Orbot has clenched his hand into a fist "I win! Rock smashes donut!" Orbot said "No, no! Donut makes rock delicious!" Cubot said and the two glare at each other and continue fighting over the computer. Suddenly, the laptop makes a sound, causing them to place it on the floor "Virus detected. Virus detected" the computer said and Orbot types something into the computer, and the screen cuts to a feed of Dr. Eggman's Lair. Dr. Eggman is nowhere to be found, but Nominatus is still on the screen. Nominatus glances around, pulls up the defense schematics for the lair, and hacks into the system while cackling evilly. Nominatus then takes control of Burnbot, a Moto Bug, a Bee Bot, and a Crab Bot, causing their eyes to turn red. Nominatus continues to chortle, but then hears Dr. Eggman returning, and relinquishes control of the robots. Dr. Eggman walks into the room, stretches, and yawns "You were right! I did need an evil nap!" Eggman said and Nominatus looks at the Doctor, then emits a speech bubble with a smiley face emoticon in it "Oh! We've got to go warn Dr. Eggman!" Orbot said and the two robots run off. Cubot returns, picks up Eggman's coffee mug from the table, and leaves again.
*Back at Eggman's Lair*
Orbot and Cubot come rushing into the computer room "Dr. Eggman! Your friend is evil!" Orbot said "Yeah? So am I. Goes with the territory of being an evil genius" Eggman said and he and Nominatus cackle to each other "He's plotting against you!" Orbot said "And he stole your coffee mug! ...Which I then found, and am not lying about right now!" Cubot said and a laser hits the coffee mug, shattering it "Who fired my laser?" Eggman asks and a wall-mounted laser begins firing at Orbot and Cubot "Your underlings are correct! You should never have trusted me! Now I've taken complete control of your lair!" Nominatus said "But I love my lair! It's where I do all my lair things!" Eggman said "Your world is so illogical, so messy! I'm eliminating all life forms! And I'm using your tech to do it!" Nominatus said and a Moto Bug, a Bee Bot, and a Crab Bot, all under Nominatus' control, run into the room "Robot Crab, I told you to see a doctor! Now you've got pink eye, too!" Orbot said and the lair's alarm goes off as Dr. Eggman frantically attempts to regain control. Nominatus laughs evilly, and a skull-and-crossbones symbol appears on the screen. The robots draw closer to Orbot and Cubot, and Orbot grabs Cubot and runs away "Wait, come back! I'm in a vulnerable emotional state!" Eggman said and Nominatus cackles gleefully as Dr. Eggman looks around, panicking.
*Outside Tails and Turbo's workshop*
Team Sonic is sitting at a table, drinking milkshakes "An evil virus is taking control of Eggman's lair, and he's about to destroy the entire world!" Cubot said "And why should we believe you?" Sticks asks and Cubot points up at Dr. Eggman, who is attempting to escape from a horde of Bee Bots in his Eggmobile "That'll work" Sticks said and Team Sonic jumps into action as Eggman lands the Eggmobile. The Doctor emerges from the hovercraft and attempts to hide behind Sonic and Brody. The swarm of Bee Bots draws closer, and Sonic and Brody attempt to hit them with a homing attack. Team Sonic begins fighting off the Bee Bots, who have begun a full-on assault "How many of these things are there?" Sonic asks "Too many! We need to go directly after the virus" Eggman said "You mean like a cyber attack?" Amy asks "Turbo and I can do that from our computer! Hold them off as long as you can!" Tails said and Sonic, Brody, Ralph, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks continue to fight the Bee Bots as Tails, Turbo, Dr. Eggman, Orbot, and Cubot run into Tails and Turbo's Workshop "Yeah, and no slacking! I'll be back to check on you when the battle's over!" Cubot said. Inside the lab, Tails opens the computer. A loud pinging sound is heard "Ooh! I've got mail!" Tails said "Not now Tails" Turbo said "It's no good! I can't neutralize the virus from outside your firewall!" Tails said "We need to get inside the computer. But there's no way to do that!" Eggman said "There is, if you have an artificial brain!" Turbo said and Orbot and Cubot jump back in surprise "They're artificial, but they don't have a brain between them" Eggman said.
Later outside, Team Sonic is fending off the Bee Bots. Back in the workshop, Orbot and Cubot are hooked up to Tails' computer "Is this massage Swedish or deep-circuit?" Cubot asks and an electric shock goes through Cubot, causing him to twitch "Oh, shiatsu!" Cubot said and passes out as Turbo transfers the two robots' brains into the digital world. Tails' computer screen displays several wireframes and other digital imagery, and pixellated versions of Orbot and Cubot fall down from the sky into a pixellated landscape "Cubot, might I say, you look dashing in sixteen-bit!" Orbot said "Actually, it's seventeen-bit!" Cubot said and a large robotic fish resembling a Chopper comes up to Cubot and gnashes its teeth. Orbot and Cubot run away from the robot, which chases after them, continuing to gnash its teeth. Outside, Team Sonic is attempting to fight the Bee Bots. Knuckles and Ralph punch two of the robotic insects, smashing it to pieces "Next time, you should "bee" more careful!" Knuckles said and a Crab Bot saunters over to Amy, and she crushes it with her hammer "Next time, he should "crab" more careful!" Knuckles said "Okay, now you're just trying to annoy me" Amy said.
Back in the digital world, Orbot and Cubot are running through the digital landscape and come across a digital version of Tails and Turbo's plane "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Orbot asks "Yeah, what if the Princess is in another castle?" Cubot asks "Get in the plane!" Orbot said and pulls Cubot into the digital plane, and it takes off. Back in the real world, Tails and Turbo's Plane also takes off. Orbot and Cubot make the digital plane do a barrel roll, which causes the plane to do the same in the real world. The plane flies back down towards Tails and Turbo's Workshop, nearly avoiding running into Knuckles, Ralph and Amy. Orbot and Cubot do another barrel roll, causing the real plane to knock Sticks out of a tree. In the digital world, Orbot and Cubot crash the plane into a tree, causing it to explode in a cloud of smoke. The two fall out of the plane, collect themselves, and continue down the path. They enter a digital arcade, which has a bright red button in the center of the room "Button!" Cubot said and Orbot presses the button, causing Burnbot to activate its jet boosters and fly off into the sky. Large brick walls appear around Orbot and Cubot and begin closing in. The duo tries to push the walls away, but to no avail. Back in the real world, Orbot and Cubot's bodies start to twitch as Burnbot lands in front of Team Sonic. Cubot hops up and down on the button, causing Burnbot to fire lasers from its eyes. As the walls are about to close in on Orbot and Cubot, the two dejectedly attempt to push the walls one final time "Any last words, friend?" Orbot asks "Yes! Up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-start!" Cubot said and a beeping sound is heard, and the floor beneath Orbot and Cubot disappears, dropping the two into the area where Nominatus is stationed. Nominatus laughs maniacally as a burst of flame appears behind him, and gets into a fighting pose "I ain't fightin' him!" Cubot said "Neither am I!" Orbot said and Nominatus laughs once again and beckons for the robots to face him "Rock-Donut-Thursday?" Cubot asks "Rock, donut, Thursday, shoot!" Orbot and Cubot said and Cubot makes another "O" shape with his fingers, while Orbot displays an open palm "I win! Donuts are half-price on Thursday!" Cubot said and Nominatus drops his fighting stance and looks on in confusion, a speech bubble with an upside-down question mark and exclamation mark appearing beside his head "No, the donut store's closed on Thursday!" Orbot said and Nominatus continues his confusion, with another speech bubble with hand performing the "Thursday" sign popping up next to him, followed by a hand doing the "donut" sign "This game... It makes no sense!" Nominatus said and back in the real world, a swarm of Bee Bots attempts to surround Sonic and Brody, but the hedgehog and wolf dash out of the way. The swarm begins to circle around Sonic and Brody, trapping them "Rock, donut, Thursday, shoot!" Orbot and Cubot said and they extend their hands again, with Orbot performing the "rock" sign while Cubot performs the "Thursday" sign "Rock smashes Thursday!" Orbot said "You can't use Thursday! It's not an object!" Nominatus said "Ooh, nice move! But you forgot about Leap Year!" Cubot said "Logical reasoning impossible... Game incredibly stupid... Too stupid... Fatal error..." Nominatus said and numerous speech bubbles appear as Nominatus' head explodes. All the robots attacking Tails and Turbo's Workshop deactivate and fall to the ground. Dr. Eggman, Turbo and Tails cry out in joy and hug each other, but realize what they are doing, stop, and walk away awkwardly whistling. Orbot regains consciousness and gets up "Once again, I've led us to victory!" Orbot said "Hey! There's no "I" in "multiplayer"!" Cubot said and Tails, Turbo, the Doctor, and the two robots emerge from the workshop, coming face-to-face with Team Sonic. Eggman crosses his arms "So, I guess we should fight?" Eggman asks " Eh, We're all fight-ed out" Sonic and Brody said "Me too. I'm going home to prepare a new diabolical plan while you give me a sponge bath!" Eggman said and Orbot and Cubot huddle together and shudder in disgust "As for you, I will destroy you! Mmm... Let's see... How about next week? Does next week work for you two?" Eggman asks "Yeah, We are open" Sonic and Brody said "Great! Destroy you two then" Eggman said and boards the Eggmobile and takes off. Orbot and Cubot grab onto the bottom of the hovercraft, and the three of them fly off as this chapter comes to an end.
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