Eggman the Auteur
Third Person's POV
We start in Meh Burger as Dave carries a tray over the counter. Sonic, Brody, Turbo and Tails are waiting in the queue "OK here we are. Four double Meh Burgers with extra pickles" Dave said "Boy, We love Meh Burger. There's something about their mediocre food that really makes our stomach rumble" Sonic and Brody said and a rumble is heard in the background "Is it safe to assume that that conveniently timed event wasn't you two?" Tails asks "Well it wasn't only us. We better find out what caused it" Brody said and the four run off.
*At Seaside Island*
Villagers run away screaming as Obliterator Bot attacks the island. Sonic, Brody, Turbo and Tails approach it. Obliterator Bot throws a rock at Sonic, Brody, Turbo and Tails, which they dodge "Wanna throw us at its face?" Sonic asks "More than anything" Tails said and he and Turbo deploy an enerbeam for Sonic and Brody to hold on to. Tails spins Sonic and Turbo spins Brody around in the air. Sonic then release the Enerbeam and fly toward Obliterator Bot. Sonic and Brody Homing Attack Obliterator Bot s head, decapitating it "Cut!" Eggman said "Huh?" Sonic and Brody ask and Eggman grunts on his loudspeaker and throws it to the ground. Eggman jumps off the Eggmobile in fury and kicks the loudspeaker at Sonic and Brody. Sonic and Brody dodge the loudspeaker "I'm used to you runing my plans, schemes, weapons, fortresses, confidence and robots, but now you've gone too far!" Eggman said "What's that, Egghead?" Sonic asks "That robot wasn't supposed to be destroyed in this scene. Now I'm gonna have to rewrite the entire second act. Orbot, script!" Eggman said and Orbot gives the script to Eggman. He reads it "Are you making a movie?" Brody asks "Not a movie. The movie, and there may be a way to save the shot you two ruined. How'd you like to play Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf in my film?" Eggman asks "No way" Sonic and Brody said "They're a irritating duo characters who constantly annoys me. It's the role you two were born to play!" Eggman said "Come on, Egghead. We all know this movie thing is just a ruse to distract us from some evil plan" Tails said " No... It's a film. Something totally new. It's not a drama. It's not a documentary. It's somewhere in between, sort of like brunch" Eggman said "Yeah. And they both have rotten eggs on the menu. Sorry, not interested" Sonic said as he, Brody, Turbo and Tails walk away "You know, you could encourage me once in a while" Eggman said angrily and folds his arms.
*Later at Sonic and Brody's shack*
Brody is relaxing on his hammock and Sonic is cuddled up to him when Amy turns up "Do you have any idea what's going on outside?" Amy asks "Judging by your outrage, I'd guess someone's having fun" Brody said "Eggman is making a movie" Amy said "We know. He wanted us to be in it. But We turned him down" Sonic said "He found someone else to play Sonic" Amy said.
*At the Village Center*
A clipboard snaps and shows Dave the Intern in a Sonic costume "Duh... Maybe if I'd knock down enough robots, then chili dogs will fly out" Dave said slowly and Dave jumps on the floor and rolls his eyes. Orbot and Cubot are recording the scene while Eggman watches. Sonic and Brody are watching the scene too "Cut! Good, but remember, you're Sonic the Hedgehog, so make it louder and stupider" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody look at Eggman "Let's go again in three, two, one..." Eggman said and the clipboard snaps "Dargh, dargh, dargh" Dave said in a descending tone of voice "What's this? Sonic the Hedgehog causing trouble yet again? I'll make quick work of that menace" Eggman said "Cut!" Sonic said on the loudspeaker "Hey! Only I say cut!" Eggman said "This film is a joke! You cast Dave the Intern as me?" Sonic asks "You turned down the part" Eggman said "Because We knew you'd get it wrong!" Brody said "Tell you what. If you two agree to play you, I'll let you have creative input on your character" Eggman said "My clients will do it. You're gonna need someone to look out for your best interests on this movie. I'll be your manager" Amy said arriving "Huh... Okay, We're in" Sonic and Brody said "Excellent. Dave, you're demoted" Eggman said and points to the Meh Burger kitchen "Back to catering" Eggman said "I never stopped doing the catering! Oh no, my enchiladas!" Dave said and tries putting out the fire on the barbecue grill with a spade "Lunch is gonna be late" Dave said and the grill combusts into a fireball, covering Dave and the Sonic suit in black ash.
*Later at a Canyon*
"In this scene, the Giant Robot chases you. You two run up that wall, jump off the top, and do that incredibly annoying thing where you two turn into a pointy ball and blow up my beloved machine" Eggman said "Hmm... That sounds dangerous" Amy said "Yeah so?" Eggman, Sonic and Brody ask "My clients will definitely not be doing any stunts" Amy said " But they have to destroy the robot. I want this to have universal appeal, and one thing everyone can relate to is having their robots destroyed by a meddlesome hedgehog and wolf" Eggman said "Then hire a stunt man" Amy said.
*Back at the Village Center*
Knuckles is dressed up as Sonic and Ralph is dressed up as Brody "Why are we doing this again?" Ralph asks "Action!" Eggman said and the clipboard snaps as the scene shows Sonic, Brody and Giant Robot. Sonic and Brody strike a fighting pose "Stuntmen in!" Eggman said and Knuckles takes Sonic's place and copies Sonic's pose and Ralph takes Brody's place and copies Brody's pose "And action!" Eggman said and Giant Robot slams its fists down, flattening Knuckles and Ralph "Cut! Great scene, Sonic and Brody! I like the new ending. Let's set up for the next shot people" Eggman said and Giant Robot lets go of Knuckles and Ralph. Half-buried in the ground, they roll their eyes and shake their heads.
*Back at the canyon*
Sonic and Brody run down the canyon hole and approach a Motobug at the base. Sonic and Brody strike a fighting pose "Cut! Stunt man!" Eggman said and Knuckles and Ralph take Sonic and Brody's places "Action!" Eggman said and the Motobug shoots a rocket at Knuckles and Ralph, burning them.
*Later at the Mayor's Mansion*
Sonic and Brody are about to drink a mug of tea at a teaparty with dolls attending "Stunt man!" Eggman said and Knuckles and Ralph take Sonic and Brody's places "Action!" Eggman said and Knuckles drinks the mug "Oh! Hot!" Knuckles said and before he tries it again Ralph knocks the mug off his hand "Don't ad lib!" Eggman said and a Motobug shows up and destroys the table with its missile, burning Knuckles and Ralph and Giant Robot slams its fist down on them.
*Later at Seaside Island, Jungle*
Eggman watches a holographic preview of his film with his Yes Bots "This footage is absolutely spectacular, isn't it Yes Bots?" Eggman asks "Oh yeah" Yes Bot 1 said "Brilliant" Yes Bot 2 said "Done it again" Yes Bot 3 said "Hmm..." Eggman said "Yo, Egghead. We've been reading the rest of the script..." Brody said "And..." Eggman said "It's confusing. You present yourself as an underdog and an all powerful tyrant which kinda makes no sense" Sonic said "I'm a very complex character" Eggman said "Absolutely" Yes Bot 1 said "Couldn't agree more" Yes Bot 2 said "I drink motor oil when no-one's watching" Yes Bot 3 said " But who's gonna believe that an evil scientist with unlimited resources can't defeat a hedgehog and a wolf?" Brody asks "Absolutely" Yes Bot 1 said "You're totally correct" Yes Bot 2 said and Eggman teleports Yes Bot 3 away with his wrist controller "Anyone else have something to say about my script?" Eggman asks.
*At Tails and Turbo's worskhop at night*
Sonic and Brody angrily walk into Tails and Turbo's Workshop with the script. Tails and Turbo are busy working on something "Eggman is the worst director, We've ever worked with!" Sonic said "You've never worked with another director, so technically he's also the best director you two've ever worked with" Turbo said "We're actors. We were being dramatic, but this script is a mess" Brody said "Let us see" Tails said and he and Turbo read the script "Hmm... Well... If he just covers the origin of his mustache in a flashback instead of putting it at the beginning..." Turbo said "We didn't even think of that" Sonic said "This part where you battle Drill Bot could be pretty cool, but it belongs at the end. And he spent too much time on this musical number. Hand me a pen" Tails said and Sonic hands over a pen to Tails. Tails crosses out parts of the script and writes comments on several pages along Turbo.
*The next day at Seaside Island, jungle*
Orbot and Cubot are adding makeup to Eggman. Sonic and Brody arrive and return the script to him "Hey, Egghead. Tails, Turbo, Sonic and I saved your film" Brody said and Sonic throws the script to Eggman and Eggman reads it "What are you talking about?" Eggman asks and looks through the script "This is dreadful! Sonic and Brody would never say that" He said "We do the script our way, or We walk!" Sonic said "This film must be my vision" Eggman said and throws the script down on the ground "Not yours! Mine! Mine, mine, mine! If you know everything, Mr. and Mr. know-everything then where's your camera, your robots? Neither one of you even has a beret!" Eggman said and Sonic and Brody frown at Eggman, and they walk off "I hate that hedgehog and that wolf" Eggman said in a low voice.
*Later at Sonic and Brody's shack*
Sonic and Brody are resting on a sunbed cuddled up to eachother and Orbot and Cubot approach them "Sonic? Brody?" Cubot asks "We're busy" Sonic said with eyes close kissing Brody's cheeks "Please. You gotta stop Dr. Eggman" Cubot said "From making a movie?" Brody asks with his eyes closed rubbing Sonic's back quills making him purr "The movie's all a ruse. He's just pretending to film so he can use Drill Bot to drill for Unacquirum under the set" Orbot said and Sonic sits up on Brody's lap "Why are you telling us this?" Sonic asks "Then he's going to use the Unacquirum to build an all-new robot army and throw out all the old ones" Orbot said "Including us!" Cubot said "He's going to melt us down and use us for scrap" Orbot said "My lifelong dream was to not be melted down and used for scrap" Cubot said and Sonic raises an eyebrow.
*Back at Seaside Island, Jungle*
Drill Bot is drilling into the ground. Sonic and Brody jump and try a Homing Attack, but Drill Bot deflects them with its free hand. Sonic and Brody try again and fail. Drill Bot goes on the attack and fires a missile at Sonic and Brody. Sonic and Brody dodge it and lure it back towards Drill Bot, thereby making the missile destroying Drill Bot, whose decapitated head lands on the ground "So much for your scheme, Egghead!" Brody said "Cut! Terrific! That's a wrap!" Eggman said "Terrific? We saw through your ruse and foiled your evil plan!" Sonic said "It wasn't a ruse, Sonic and Brody. It was a double ruse" Eggman said "Yeah. That's approximately... Two ruses. Give or take?" Cubot asks "Quiet you. Thanks for appearing in the last scene of my film" Eggman said and laughs and runs off, carrying the camera. Eggman jumps onto the Eggmobile. Orbot and Cubot grab onto the edge of the Eggmobile and they set off "The old double ruse. How did We not see that one coming?" Brody asks.
*Later outside Eggman's Lair at night*
Eggman his holding open house for his movie's premiere. A brightly lit red carpet affair is being held at the lair. Villagers and robots are gathered at the sides, cheering for Eggman as he walks down the red carpet. Orbot and Cubot are playing news reporters "This film has success written all over it. I think the question on everybody's mind is: what will your next project be?" Orbot asks "The plan was always that this would be the first installment of a quadrilogy. That's even better than a trilogy because it's four instead of three" Eggman said "What's that, like 8%?" Cubot asks "Ooh! There's supporting actors Sonic the Hedgehog and Brody the Wolf with their manager" Orbot said as Sonic, Brody and Amy are on the red carpet. Sonic and Brody are writing a autograph to Stratford "Ignore them! This is my night" Eggman said and smiles as the press takes pictures of him.
Inside, Sonic, Brody, Tails, Turbo, Amy, Ralph, Knuckles and the other villagers have taken their seats in the movie theater. Everybody is midly chatting "Shhh" Eggman said and eats popcorns as the movie starts "Now that I finally have a mustache, I can embark on my dream of world domination" Eggman on the screen said and everyone in the movie theater laughs "What?! Stop laughing! I order you to stop!" Eggman said "I can finally fulfill my lifelong evil dream: building my own theme park!" Eggman on the screen said and everyone in the movie theater laughs. Eggman growls "Why aren't they hypnotized?! They're supposed to be hypnotized!" Eggman said "In your haste, you forgot to install the movie mind slaver device into the camera" Orbot said "So much for my triple ruse. Okay, everybody out!" Eggman said and everybody in the movie theater, except Orbot and Cubot, leave, grumbling unsatisfied. Eggman sits down in his seat and receives popcorns from Cubot. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot continue to watch the movie "This really is quite good. Oh, here's the scene where I watch my movie" Eggman said and sheds a tear as this chapter comes to an end.
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