Third Person's POV

We start in Seaside Island as Eggman laughs and fires lasers at a toy factory with his Eggmobile "Dr. Eggman's really tearing into that toy-and-game factory" Orbot said "What did that toy-and-game factory ever do to him?" Cubot asks "Haven't you imbeciles ever been in a covet operation? I need complete silence or we might be discovered!" Eggman said and unloads a vacuum machine from his Eggmobile and activates it, sucking up all the toys in the factory. Team Sonic arrive, and look at Eggman "Not so fast, Egghead!" Sonic and Brody said "What? Hold on, let me turn this thing off!" Eggman said "I told you your shouting would attract attention. Ball Bots, attack!" He said to Orbot and Cubot and then Ball Bots charge towards Team Sonic. Sonic and Brody use a racket to bounce the Ball Bots back. It hits the Eggmobile. Orbot and Cubot are sitting at a desk making commentary "I think the viewers will agree there is nothing like watching a contest between two evenly matched competitors... one of whom always loses to the other" Orbot said "That's right, Orbot. So. What is Eggman's strategy? We talked with him earlier" Cubot said "I told you talking bedpans already! By robbing the Village of any source of fun, the citizens will become sad, dry husks; and will pay huge fees to enjoy my new amusement park" Eggman said angry "Now get that camera out of my face!" He said and Amy stops a rolling Ball Bot and knocks it away with her hammer, hitting Eggman in the chest "Ooh! Let's see that again in slow motion" Orbot said and a Slow motion replay of the Ball Bot hitting Eggman plays on a screen "I can do a polka. I can do a split. I can catch a Ball Bot just like this" Sticks said and quickly makes a net with several skipping ropes. Once made, she jumps and collects three charging Ball Bots. She swings and throws the net to Knuckles. He catches it and throws it to the ground, punching it "Oh... You hate to see that happen to promising young Ball Bots" Cubot said and Knuckles rolls a ball made of compressed Ball Bots towards Orbot and Cubot. They scream but they are too late. They get struck by the ball and are knocked into the Eggmobile, causing Eggman to fall out of his vehicle. Tails picks up a baseball bat and prepares to swing "Batter up!" Tails said and swings and misses a Ball Bot "Swing and a miss" Orbot said and Tails swings and misses a Ball Bot "Swing and a miss" Orbot said and Tails swings and misses a Ball Bot "Swing and a miss" Orbot said and Tails, now all frustrated, throws the bat down, and unleashes a glue cannon. He shoots a Ball Bot from behind, then shoots Eggman, Orbot and Cubot, covering them all with glue. Team Sonic celebrate "Slow sarcastic clap, slow sarcastic clap. Sorry, I'd do the real things if my hands weren't... you know" Eggman said "What's your problem, Eggman? You're letting all the air out of our victory" Brody said "Some victory. Five against one! If you want to be fair you'd only battle one-on-one from now on. That is unless you'd prefer it to be unfair" Eggman said and Team Sonic agree with Eggman, declining about trying to play unfair. Sticks looks at Team Sonic with a bored look "Eh... I don't care either way" Sticks said "Okay, Eggman. You got yourself a deal. In the interest of fairness, only one of us will battle you at a time. Shake?" Sonic asks and quickly realizes that Eggman is still covered in glue "Oh" Sonic said and handshakes Eggman's moustache instead.

*Later Outside Unnamed Village*

Amy patrols the Village entrance gate. Eggman then arrives in the Eggmobile. Noticing Eggman, Amy readies her hammer and jumps up on the Eggmobile, but is interrupted "I was just thinking. That hammer of yours... Ah, forget it. Just smash my teeth in" Eggman said "No, tell me. What?" Amy asks "Well, it would be great for my recycling project. I take old cans and make playthings for needy robot kids. That hammer would be helpful for flattering the cans, that's all" Eggman said "You recycle, and help needy kids?" Amy asks "You have to promise me not to tell anyone. I don't want my bad name tarnished" Eggman said "Well, as long as it's for a good cause..." Amy said and a robot arm from the Eggmobile takes Amy's Hammer "Oh it is. Victory" Eggman said "not unlike your hammer" He said softly "is mine!" He said loud and drops Amy off his Eggmobile and escapes "Just for that, I'm gonna tell everyone about your charity!" Amy said.

*Later at Seaside Island jungle*

Sticks is walking across the jungle and finds Eggman "Shhh... I'm picking up some bizarre alien vibrations" Eggman said "Astro sickness 7-Q vibrations?" Sticks asks "Huh? Oh, yes. Sure, those. We're being watched" Eggman said "I knew it! Don't worry, I'm ready" Sticks said frustrated and pulls a lever and a bamboo cage drops onto the ground. Eggman screams "Careful. They're picking up the frequency of your shoe squeaks. Better take them off" Eggman said and Sticks takes off her shoes and gives them to Eggman "Okay. I'll stay here and keep an eye on things. You run and go warn the others" Eggman said "They all laughed when I said my shoes were consipiring with aliens" Sticks said angrily "Who's paranoid now?!" She asks "Don't answer that" She said quietly.

*Later at Tails and Turbo's Workshop*

"You'll be fine Tails. Just look cool and Eggman will totally back off" Tails said and perches on a wooden wall but slips and falls over. A missile fires over his head. Tails stands back as Eggman arrives in Moth Bot "Hah! You think standing in a cool pose is going to intimidate me? Say hello to a little device I call: the MX-4180 Electroplasmatic Capsulator!" Tails said and tries pulling the blanket off his invention, but struggles. Eggman looks on with a bored look. Tails eventually pulls if off but exhausts himself, showing Eggman the invention and Eggman whistles "Wow. Plantanium casing, hydroponic stabilizers...? This is a thing of beauty. So what's does this baby do anyway?" Eggman asks "Oh it's just restructures the humidity molecules in the air to synthesize a hyper-magnetic force field" Tails said quickly "Whoa-whoa-whoa. Slow down, professor" Eggman said "And here's the best part. It runs on brain power! All you have to do is put on this helmet and say something smart" Tails said and Eggman puts on the helmet "Complimenting someone will make them lower their guard" Eggman said to the machine and the machine beeps and points its gun at Tails "Exactly! Wait, what?" Tails asks and the machine fires its beam, freezing Tails "Eggman: Three. Losers: Zero" Eggman said and Knuckles comes running "Oh yeah? Well, guess what? It's about to become Eggman: Three. Losers: One" Knuckles said "Nice try, but we have an agreement, one at a time; and Tails is still the designated hero. Wait your turn, Nuffles" Eggman said and Knuckles and Eggman stare at each other while background music plays. Knuckles shoots an annoyed look at Eggman. A bell sounds "Well. That's my shift" Tails said and Eggman takes off the helment, thus allowing Tails to go free. Tails puts a piece of paper into a booth. Knuckles does the same while Tails flyes away  "All right. Time to do some clobbering!" Knuckles said "What, just like that? Without a warm up? You want to pull a hammy or something?" Eggman asks " Hmm... You're right. I probably should stretch before I pound your face into the dirt" Knuckles said and performs some stretching exercises "And don't forget jumping jacks" Eggman said and Knuckles does some jumping jacks "And leg lifts" Eggman said and Knuckles lifts his legs up and down "Now sit-ups" Eggman said and Knuckles does sit-ups "Twirl like a ballerina" Eggman said and Knuckles spins on his leg "Now bend this sheet of metal into a giant paper airplane" Eggman said and Knuckles takes a sheet of metal from Eggman and bends it to form an airplane "Now dig a hole" Eggman said and Knuckles digs into the ground, but stops as soon as he is done "All right. I'm warmed up. How do I get outta here?" Knuckles asks "Just keep digging. You'll reach the other side eventually" Eggman said "Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet. Oh man, when I get my hands on you..." Knuckles said "Eggman: Four. Losers: Zero" Eggman said.

*Later at Meh Burger*

Tails, Turbo, Ralph, Amy and Sticks share a grumpy look as they sit at a table while resting their heads on their arms while Sonic laughs "You guys got totally schooled. By Eggman! That's lame" Sonic said laughing "The guy's a lot trickier one on one" Amy said "He's actually pretty smart. You forget sometimes that he's a doctor" Sticks said "Hey, Knuckles' shift isn't over yet. Maybe he had better luck" Turbo said and Knuckles digs out of the ground in front of Meh Burger "I got you now Eggma--Huh? Oh, hey guys" Knuckles said and Sonic smiles, while Amy, Sticks, Turbo, Ralph and Tails groan and re-rest their heads on their arms "Well, I guess that means it's all up to old Sonic. See you after my victory" Sonic said and runs off "Hey. You guys will never believe what I found in this hole" Knuckles said "Dirt" Tails and Turbo said "Lucky guess" Knuckles said.

*Later at the Badlands*

Sonic is all alone, patiently waiting for Eggman. Growing impatient, he sits down on a rock. While sitting, he makes all kinds of noises. Eventually, he hosts an imaginary tea party with some rocks to pass the time "More tea, Mrs. Rock Bottom?" Sonic asks in a cowboy voice "Don't mind if I do Mr. Boulder" Sonic said in a high voice and the rest of Team Sonic arrive, frowning at Sonic "Ahem. Busy day?" Amy asks "Huh? Oh. I sat here my whole shift. Eggman never showed and you know why?" Sonic asks "He wasn't invited to the tea party?" Knuckles asks "No, cause he's totally intimidated by me" Sonic said "Whatever. We're going to the beach. Since you're so perfect, you can stay on guard duty all day" Sticks said "That's a good idea. I could use a nap" Sonic said and closes his eyes and laughs "See, cause I won't be fighting" He said and the rest of Team Sonic groan and head off to the beach. Sonic sleeps on the sand. Eventually, Eggman arrives in his Eggmobile while wearing the helmet for Tails' Capsulator. Dragged behind the Eggmobile is a high-tech platform with all of Eggman's gear on it. Sonic stirs " Ahem" Eggman said "Not now Brody. I'm not in the mood..." Sonic said and wakes up and spots Eggman "Eggman!?" Sonic asks and Eggman presses a button. This triggers a chain reaction on his platform that traps Sonic in Sticks' cage "The area of a circle is π times its radius squared" Eggman said and the Capsulator freezes the cage with a force-field. Sonic tries to break free to no avail "Eggman: Five. Losers: Zero; and this is especially delicious because... da-da-da-dah! I did it by manipulating your clueless friends" Eggman said dancing "Go Eggman. Go Eggman. Who's a villain? Who's a villain?" Eggman asks and the rest of Team Sonic return from the beach "Well well well. Look, who got captured by Eggman" Brody said "Guys, can we postpone the "I told you so"s and general ridicule until after the rescue?" Sonic asks "Oh fine. But, once we save you, the ridicule will be more severe" Tails said "Duly noted" Sonic said "All right Eggman. You've had your fun. Now let him go!" Brody said "Hmm... Let me think. No!" Eggman said and returns to his Eggmobile. Brody, Ralph, Turbo, Amy, Knuckles, Tails and Sticks threaten to engage in combat "Nah-ah-ah-ah! Remember! We have an ironclad agreement to fight only one on one" Eggman said "Me first! Gotta get home and wrap my burrow in tinfoil before the thought police show up" Sticks said and Orbot and Cubot sit at a desk, ready for commentary. A bell sounds "And there's the bell" Orbot said and Sticks throws her boomerang and misses the Eggmobile "Hah! you missed!" Eggman said and the boomerang returns and hit the Eggmobile from behind. Eggman grunts in anger "Activate hammer!" Eggman said and Amy's Hammer, now attached to a wheel, is deployed from Eggman's platform. Sticks screams and runs away from it "And Eggman regains the upper hand by robotizing Amy's Hammer. That's heads-up play by the mustachioed marauder" Orbot said and Sticks runs to the side and lets the wheel continue with its rolling "Sticks. Let me take over your shift" Amy said and Sticks tags Amy. The hammer wheel brakes, and rolls towards Amy. With the camera playing in slow motion, Amy jumps over it, grabs the hammer on the way down and separates it from the wheel. Amy then bashes the wheel with her hammer. The wheel flies towards Eggman, but he jumps out of the way in time and lands on his platform "Incredible escape. Surprisingly agile for a middle-aged scientist" Orbot said "You know, you sometimes forget he's a doctor" Cubot said and Eggman slams the weapons machine down and unleashes the metal airplane from his platform. The plane hits Amy's dress and fastens her into a wall. Knuckles digs a tunnel and pops out where Amy is "Amy. Tag me in!" Knuckles said and Amy tags Knuckles. Knuckles pulls the metal plane off the wall, freeing Amy, and throws it back at Eggman "The length of a hypotenuse is equal to the square root of the sum of the lengths of the sides squared" Eggman said and the Capsulator forms a force-field in front of Eggman, stopping the plane. Sticks tags herself in. She jumps up and takes Eggman's helmet off. She tags Tails and passes the helmet onto him "Here you go" Sticks said "I got a better idea" Tails said and flies over and tags Knuckles, and gives the helmet to him as well "Quick! Say the first thing that comes to mind!" Tails said "I think Eggman's mustache is just spaghetti that grows out of his face" Knuckles said and the Capsulator unfreezes Sticks' cage "Knuckles. Tag me!" Sonic said and Knuckles tags Sonic. Sonic breaks free of Sticks' cage, leaving Eggman surrounded and trapped by a pile of falling bamboo pieces from Sticks' cages "And down goes El Huevo loco!" Cubot said "It's all over for the bald behemoth!" Orbot said "One more word out of you two and I'm gonna take you apart and put you back together blindfolded" Eggman said "Even when we could only battle Eggman one at a time, we managed to work together as a team" Amy said "Yeah, that's true, but in the end, I'm the one that put Eggman in a cage" Sonic said. Moments later, Sonic is seen trapped with Eggman in his bamboo cage, which has now been reinforced with the Capsulator's force-fields and The rest of Team Sonic walk away "Hey guys? You accidentally left me trapped in this force-field with Eggman! Guys? Guys!?" Sonic asks "Well, we're here. Might as well make the best of it" Eggman said "A thousand bottles of liquid nitrogen on the wall, a thousand bottles of liquid nitrogen..." He sings as this chapter comes to an end.