Powergirl: Hey, guys, we got a problem!

Flag: What is it, Powergirl?

(As Rick Flag asks her this, she is sent through a wall into the room where the rest of the Suicide Squard are.)

Ryan: Holy shit! Are you okay!?

Flag: Who or what did this to you?

Killer Frost: Are we sure we even want to find out?

(Powergirl finally answers them.)

Powergirl: Have you heard of Solomon Grundy?

Flag: Ah, shit.

Harley: (jaw drops)

Black Manta: Just fantastic.

Ryan: Why is he even here!?

Powergirl: I don't know but I'm guessing that these terrorists must've bought him for a reason just like this.

Boomerang: You're joking right?

(Solomon Grundy reaches the room where the Squad are & unfortunately is right behind Slipknot.)

Slipknot: Oh, come on-

(Solomon Grundy grabs Slipknot & rips him in half.)

Ryan: (throws up)

Harley: [laughs] Wait. Who was he again?

Flag: Take out Grundy!

(With that order the Suicude Squad charges towards Solomon Grundy.)

Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.

(Deadshot does what he can by sniping Grundy wherever he can but it doesn't even seem to faze the big zombie.)

Solomon Grundy: Christened on Tuesday. (attempts to hit Black Manta but Manta is able to dodge)

Solomon Grundy: Married on Wednesday.

(Killer Frost completely freezes Solomon Grundy stopping him in place.)

Flag: Nice job, Frost.

Ryan: Yeah. You're a lifesaver!

KIller Frost: It was no big deal-

(Solomon Grundy breaks out of the ice & claps which creates a shockwave that sends Killer Frost back.)

Solomon Grundy: Took ill on Thursday.

(Captain Boomerang throws his boomerangs at Solomon Grundy but they have the same effect as Deadshot's bullets which means it doesn't stop Solomon Grundy in the slightest.)

Solomon Grundy: Grew worse on Friday.

(Harley Quinn & now a back up Powergirl charge towards Solomon Grundy. Powergirl landing strong punches upon Solomon Grundy & Harley Quinn landing hits with her mallet. Which seems to be the first time that the Squad actually have Solomon Grundy on the ropes.)

Solomon Grundy: Died on Saturday!

(Solomon Grundy wasn't on the ropes for long as a little bit after Powergirl and Harley landed their hits, he grabs them both by their throats & begins choking them.)

Powergirl & Harley: [gargling]

Ryan: Hey! Let go of my girls! (Ryan is about to zoom at Solomon Grundy until King Shark suddenly tackles Solomon Grundy which causes him to release both Powergirl & Harley)

Ryan: Are you okay, Harley?

Harley: Just peachy!

Ryan: How about you, Hot Stuff?

Powergirl: *blush* Don't call me Hot Stuff!

Ryan: [chuckles] Yeah, you're okay.

(King Shark & Solomon Grundy are trading blows back & forth with neither one of them gaining the upper hand. A true battle between monsters.)

Harley: I wish I had some popcorn! This deserves to be on the big screen!

Ryan: How can you be hungry after seeing a man being ripped in half?

Harley: Trust me, sweetheart. I've seen and done a lot worse than that.

Ryan: Good point!

Harley: But, hey, thanks for worrying about me. (squeezes Ryan's butt)

Ryan: *blushes* No problem!

Powergirl's thoughts: Unbelievable. Wait, why do I even care!?

(King Shark seems to be gaining the upper hand on Solomon Grundy until King Shark goes in for a bite & misses. Which opens up an opportunity for Solomon Grundy to punch King Shark in the gut causing him to fall on the ground.)

Solomon Grundy: Buried on Sunday!

(Solomon Grundy begins to pummel King Shark with no end to it in sight.)

Ryan: Aw, crap! I've got to help him but how?

(Ryan zooms around the terrorist's base for something to assist King Shark until he finds something.)

Ryan: Hopefully this works.

Terrorist T8: Fuck it, I'm setting the bomb off now! (runs off to set off the bombs)

Flag: Shit! Boomerang after him!

Boomerang: Why can't Distance do it? He's the speedster!

Flag: Because he already ran off somewhere to help King Shark and more importantly I ordered you to do it, so go!

Boomerang: Ugh, fine. (Boomerang goes after the terrorist)

(Solomon Grundy is about to finish off King Shark with one final blow.)

King Shark: (breathing heavily)

Solomon Grundy: And that was not the end of Solomon Grundy!

(Solomon Grundy is about to kill King Shark until his legs are cut from under him. Solomon Grundy crawls around to see Ryan holding a chainsaw.)

Ryan: I can't believe that worked!

Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy born on a Mon-

Ryan: I'm gonna stop ya right there, big man. Because I'm going to cut off your limbs now.

(With that, Ryan zooms towards Solomon Grundy with the chainsaw in his hands.)

(Ryan has now cut off all of Solomon Grundy's limbs, including his head. But Solomon Grundy is still alive and is able to talk.)

Solomon Grundy: Christened on Tuesday.

Ryan: I almost feel bad for you. Almost.

(Ryan chainsaws Solomon Grundy's head in half, finally ending Solomon Grundy.)

Harley: That was so hot!

Powergirl: Yeah, it was.

Harley: What was that?

Powergirl: *blushing* Nothing!

Flag: Great job, Distance!

Ryan: It was my pleasure.

Flag: Boomerang! Boomerang, come in! Did you stop that terrorist from activating the bomb?

Boomerang: Um, yeah, about that...