Rick Flag, Ryan, Harley Quinn, Captain Boomerang, Slipknot, Killer Frost, King Shark, & Black Manta are right in front of the terrorist's base.

Flag: I'll ask again, everybody ready?

King Shark: ...

Ryan: Hell yeah!

Harley: Yup, Flag man!

Killer Frost: I guess.

Black Manta: Let's just get this over with.

Slipknot: Ugh.

Boomerang: Not really, but fuck it.

Flag: Alright. King Shark, care to knock?

King Shark: ...

Ryan: I think he wants you to bust the wall open.

(King Shark then proceeds to bust the wall open to reveal a bunch surprised terrorists.)

Flag: Thanks for the assistance, Distance.

Ryan: No problem.

(Translated from Arabic.)

All of the terrorists: What the fuck!?

(With that the terrorists open fire on the Suicide Squad.)

Flag: Take them out and find that bomb!

Suicide Squad: Got it!

(Cut to King Shark taking on some terrorists.)

Terrorist A1: Is that a shark?

Terrorist A3: I think it is a shark!

Terrorist B4: Who cares!? Just kill it!

(The terrorists open fire on King Shark but their bullets have no effect on him.)

The 3 terrorists: Well, shit.

(King Shark proceeds to eat the terrorists.)

Terrorists A1: [screams]

Terrorists A3: [yelping]

Terrorist B4: (ripped in half) [screams]

(Cut to Black Manta fighting some terrorists.)

Black Manta: You're all fish food!(slashes some terrorists with his blades)

Terrorist C3: [yelps]

Terrorist C6: My arm!

Terrorist D6: [coughs blood]

(Cut to Killer Frost fighting some terrorists.)

Terrorist E7: She's kinda cute.

Terrorist E9: Why is she blue?

Terrorist F1: Do you think she's blue everywhere?

(Before they could answer Killer Frost freezes them in place.)

Killer Frost: Hello, boys. How's it going?

The 3 terrorists: [shivering]

Killer Frost: (looks at terrorist E7) You think I'm cute?

Terrorist E7: [shivering]

Killer Frost: How about a kiss, handsome?

(Replace the doctor with a terrorist.)

(Cut to Rick Flag, Harley Quinn, and Ryan fighting some terrorists.)

(Ryan is in the middle of some terrorists.)

Ryan: So, are you guys like expecting thousands of virgins up in heaven once you die or is it something else completely stupid?

(The terrorists open fire on Ryan but Ryan is way too fast for them.)

(Replace Zoom with Ryan & replace the cops with terrorists.)

Ryan: (pops his fingers) Been a while since I've done that.

(Unknown to Ryan a terrorist is coming up behind him getting ready to stab him with a machete until...)

*BANG*

(A bullet from Deadshot's sniper rifle kills the terrorist.)

Ryan: Thanks, Deadshot! (zooms off)

Deadshot: Don't mention it.

(Harley is currently swinging her mallet back & forth between multiple terrorists.)

Harley: [giggling] This is so much fun!

(Crushes a terrorist's head with her mallet.)

Harley: Who knew killing terrorists could be so exciting, right Ryan?

Ryan: [awkward chuckle] Yeah.

Flag: Please don't encourage her Ryan.

Powergirl: Hey, guys, we got a problem!