NO ONE'S POV:

(The Squad is currently in the briefing room after their mission.)

Ryan's thoughts: Harley's tongue felt...

Deadshot: Hey, Distance? You with us?

Ryan: Huh? Yeah!

Boomerang: I see, mate.

Ryan: See what?

Boomerang: You're still thinking about when that clown made out with you.

Ryan: *blush* Possibly.

Boomerang: You even had the blonde kiss your cheek!

Ryan: You jealous, Boomerang?

Boomerang: No shit, Sherlock! Having two beautiful ladies kiss you on the same day, I'd have to be crazy not to be jealous!

Deadshot: Uh, one of them is actually crazy...

Boomerang: That makes it like 10 times better!

Deadshot: ...

Killer Frost: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Ryan: Feeling left out, Snowflake?

Killer Frost: What did you call me?!

Ryan: There's room in my harem for you.

Killer Frost: *angry blush*

(Killer Frost walks to the opposite side of the room.)

King Shark: Ladies man...

Ryan: I gue—you talked again?!

King Shark: ...

Ryan: Boomerang! Deadshot! You guys had to hear him this time, right?!

(Captain Boomerang & Deadshot simoustanly shrug their shoulders.)

(Y/N): What the fuck? Am I the only one who can hear him talk?

Boomerang: Anyways, if I were you, I'd go for the clown.

Ryan: Why?

Boomerang: Because I've got a thing for blondes.

Ryan: [chuckles] I'll keep that in mind.

Deadshot's thoughts: I've warned him about the clown. But if he wants his heart literally ripped from his chest, I won't stop him.

(Y/N): Hey, Manta? Wanna help me pick a woman to go after?

Black Manta: I don't care.

Ryan's thoughts: I don't even know why I asked him...

Powergirl's thoughts: I'm assuming he doesn't know that I can hear him Though, it does make me happy that I haven't lost to that clown bitch yet...wait, why do I even care?!

(Harley walks up to Ryan & grabs his arm.)

Harley: Whatcha talkin' about, Puddin'?

Deadshot's thoughts: He's in it now. Lord knows I tried.

Ryan: Just our kiss.

Harley: [giggles] Me too.

Powergirl: [scoffs]

Flag: Enough with idle chit-chat! Amanda Waller is on her way!

Ryan's thoughts: Yay...

(Amanda Waller enters the briefing room.)

Waller: I wouldn't say that the mission was a complete success but you did prevent the bomb from blowing up on American soil. So well done, Task Force X.

Ryan: Thanks?

Harley: Anytime, boss!

Deadshot: Ugh.

Black Manta: Can we get this over with?

King Shark: ...

Killer Frost: [yawns]

Flag & Powergirl: Thank you, ma'am!

(Flag & Powergirl proceed to salute Waller.)

Ryan's thoughts: A little much but whatever.

Boomerang: Praise is great and all but do we get any kind of reward for a completed mission?

Waller: I was about to mention that, Harkless.

Boomerang: Don't let me stop you. Go on.

Waller: [sighs] You all may ask for something as for your reward for the mission. For each mission that is done successfully you will get a reward for it. Plus 10 years will be taken off your sentences.

(The Squad instantly perks up after hearing this.)

Waller: Tell me what each of you want.

King Shark: Fish.

Ryan's thoughts: Not surprising.

Waller: Okay.

Deadshot: I want to see my daughter.

Ryan's thoughts: That's sweet.

Waller: That can be arranged.

Black Manta: Can you get me Aquaman's head?

Waller: No.

Black Manta: Then I don't want anything.

Ryan's thoughts: Geez, does he always have to be a hardass?

Killer Frost: I want to see my husband.

Ryan's thoughts: I wonder who married her?

Waller: Okay.

Harley: An expresso machine!

Ryan's thoughts: That's the last thing I thought she would've asked for.

Waller: That's simple enough.

Ryan: Streaming services.

Waller: Which ones?

Ryan: All of them.

Waller: What do you mean by "all of them"?

Ryan: Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, Amazon Prime, HBO Max, Crunchyroll, & Funimation.

Waller: Not Peacock?

Ryan: Fuck Peacock.

Waller: Okay.

Boomerang: My freedom.

Waller: No.

Boomerang: Why not?!

Waller: You already know why, Harkless.

Boomerang: This is bullshit!

A Few Days Later

(Ryan is in his cell scrolling through Netflix's catalogue, looking for something to watch.)

Ryan: All these shows and movies yet I still can't find anything to watch.

(Ryan's cell door opens to reveal...)

Ryan: Harley?! What are you doing here?

Harley: I just wanted to see my favorite speedster.

Ryan: *blush* Wait, how'd you get out of your cell?

Harley: I asked the guards nicely to let me out.

Ryan: They're dead aren't they?

Harley: Maybe.

Ryan: So, uh, what can I do for you?

Harley: Since you've got it and all...

Ryan: Got what?

Harley: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Ryan: Hell yeah! Let me jus-

(Before Ryan can finish his sentence and put something on Netflix, Harley jumps on him and both of them start to "chill" together.)

Minutes After This

(Powergirl is walking up to Ryan's cell.)

Powergirl: Okay, just ask him to watch a movie with you, shouldn't be to difficult, right?

(As Powergirl is about to open Ryan's cell, she hears something & places an ear against the door.)

Harley: [moaning]

Powergirl: [gasps]

(Powergirl storms off.)

Powergirl: [cries] I don't care!