We admire and respect each other but there’s friction too, good friction though. It’s kind of like, “I don’t like the way you’re doing that! Well fuck you!“ That sorta thing.

— Mike Campbell, when asked to explain his relationship with bandmate and friend, Tom Petty. (via classic-rock-fanatic1993)

And then you have this:

WARNING: DO NOT DRINK WHILE READ THIS YOU WILL BE WEARING IT!!

Southern Accents Documentary Dialogue:

Fan: He looks like he's gonna come over the edge! Is he gonna come down?

Audience in streets below the hotel: *shouting to the roof* Come on down Tom!!

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Tom: *driving smoking a cigarette* Alright well we're gonna have to get out on a little  tour of Gainesville and home before night because Billy Squires' gonna be dancin' on the tv later... A little later on I'm gonna be applying for a driver's license... So-- Hell-- til then... *turning sharply*

Stan: *yelling* Tom what the fuck are you doing!?

Tom: I just wanna go through here for a second.. *car jumps* Whoops! *laughing* Speedbump!!

Ben: *losing it in the back*

Stan: *yelling* What the fuck are you doing?! *laughing*

Tom: I wanna let the car cool in just a little bit... it seems like the fan belt's real bad on this thing... This isn't even my car, it belongs to the MTV... they couldn't... *cigarette in mouth* You think they could afford a damn fan belt wouldn't You? With all those John Far videos doin' so well... *singing with cigarette in his mouth and trying to park* Naughty... Natural... Naughty!

Stan: Pick a gear any gear...

Tom: *still going* Naughty... Naughty... Naughty!

Stan: Can't find one grind me a pound...
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Tom: *talking about a place they used to play* There were six topless go-go girls there...

Mike: One was named Bubbles *laughing without looking up* I don't know why you wanna know that...
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Howie: I'm not from Gainesville, Florida... I'm not from the South... I'm from Milwaukee, Wisconsin... That's where I'm from..
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Benmont: I met Stan Lynch on the corner of Thirteenth and University Avenue in Gainesville, Florida on his sixteenth...

Stan: Yeah.

Benmont: Sixteenth birthday on his knees and on uh--

Stan: Oh no don't say anymore--

Benmont: *laughing*

Stan: *looks mortified* I'll admit a few details--
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Mike: This is called The Red Dog this is uhm.. we actually bought this in Florida... It used to have a button here we used to call the destruct button... We had to take it off cause it was just too bad, you pushed it and the amp would just blow up, *laughing* It was just too good you know? 
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Stan: Why did we wind up in the same band?

Benmont: I don't know cause all the good drummers weren't available [OOO!!!]

Stan: I did an album with The Eurythmics... did you do that album too Ben?

Benmont: Yeah I did that album too...

Stan: I worked with Don Henley...

Benmont: Me too... Around the same time...

Stan: I work with --- Justice...

Benmont: I worked with--- Justice too...

Stan: *snaps like Dammit*

Benmont: Boy was that fun...
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Interviewer: Why did it take so long to build the studio?

Mike: Well cause we had to soundproof the room and all that stuff you know and but the gear, plug it all in, and buy new gear cause that didn't work... *smirks* Build new walls cause the neighbors were complaining...
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Tom: They were pretty much you know a unit again and I was never worried about people quittin' or stuff because after this long it's like... *starts laughing* If you're gonna quit then go ahead you know? But we'd still be friends I think...
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Tom: *talking about the Don't Come Around Here No More cake scene being offensive* I don't know I think it's funny because if you know she's not in pain and you know it's cake and you watch it and you're still cringing and still getting disturbed... well--- think about the news you know I mean if we can do that to you with a little bit of cake what do you think --- is doing with his--- Missiles? [He says the whole cake thing with a smile bless him 😂]
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Tom: *puts one hand like riding in a roller coaster and yelling* SPEEDBUMP!! *car jolts x he cheers* ALRIGHT!!

Stan: *yells* LOOK OUT!!

Tom: *shouts happily* WE GOT IT!!

Stan or Benmont: *yelling* OH OH OH!!

Tom: *nonchalantly* There is no problem here...
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Tom: Satellite dishes are becoming very popular here in Gainesville *mumbles something sarcastic underbreath*

Stan: They make a good belt buckle...

Tom: *straight faced* Yeah they do, something you didn't know...
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*Breakdown starts playing on the radio*

Stan: First time we heard this... Last time we heard this song in Gainesville, Tommy was the first the record came out...

Tom: That's the first time I heard Breakdown on on the radio...

Stan: Was in Gainesville, Florida right?

Tom: Right and I think it's coincidental that they're playing it now... *honks the horn then begins smiling as he lip syncs to Breakdown* Yeah we're havin' A lotta fun now...
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Interviewer: Out of all these interviews you're doing what's the most asked question you've been getting?

Tom: They wanna know how the hand's doing *starts laughing*
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Stan: This is Milhopper Road Tommy.

Tom: We're going to a place called the Devil's Milhopper... I guess all the young people in Gainesville get out here, one time it was a little bit of a Lover's Lane and uh a sink hole...
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Tom: None of this was here before you see as we're descending here we had to use to kinda scrape down the side of the hill, now they put in this convenient board walk way...
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Stan: How many couples would be here at the same time?

Tom: *stops in his tracks without looking up says so seriously* Conversation with other couples was sort of frowned on...

Stan: *starts cracking up*

Everyone: *begins laughing*

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Tom: We used skip school and come down here and just sit... if we had all these nice board walkways, would've been a lot more comfortable, we had to sit in the mud all day which was a dead give away when you got home...

Stan: *losing it*

Tom: Covered in mud you'd say you know... Rough day in Biology... It just didn't work...
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Tom: By the time I was about fifteen, we made a livin' off these fraternity parties here on this particular street *suggestively yet seriously* And we  learned a lot from the college students you know? ---

*talking about being beat up at one party for wearing a shirt made out of the flag and was saved by Don Felder of The Eagles* [Don!!😃]
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Tom: *points to house* I used to play that house right over there--- *begins talking about the night* I quit the band one night and the drummer beat the hell outta me, broke my nose... [during this recollecting he is smiling cockily 😂💕] 
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Tom: I think we might stop and look for some gators... Little gator huntin'?

Stan: Yeah! Little gator huntin'!

Tom: *through cigarette* It wouldn't be a trip down here if we didn't hunt a little gator... Little gators..

Stan: Yeah right over here...

Tom: Let hunt us a little gator here--- I used to work here on a boat and I uh get nostalgic everytime I come here and see these reptiles... [I awed at this part💕]
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Tom: You might now wanna go swimming in here, I used to work here on a boat, cleanin' water lilles outta this thing with a catcatcher.. You notice the sign out there? Lotta gators here... I got to know them pretty well during-- Right up until they fired me from the job for sitting down...
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Tom: *nonchalantly* I pulled a Water Moccasin in the boat with me one time out here...

Stan: *looks confused* Why?

Tom: I didn't want to I was pulling out these Water Lillies and had one of them clump up, reached in and grabbed it with my hand and a Moccasin was all tangled up in it...

Stan: You had the snake---

Tom: I had the snake... I yelled snake really loudly and threw him into the boat...

Stan: *is losing it*
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Cop show up to shut down the roof concert right in the middle of Dogs On The Run...

Stan: *imitating Ringo* Can we do one more?

Everyone except the cops: *starts osing it*
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Tom: It was a nice day at the beach... I felt fine..

Interviewer: Can you be more specific?

Tom: *looks at him and in a smartass way* It felt like a lush green grape...

Stan: *laughing* It was the highlight for me... A career highlight of fifteen years and it's kinda why I wanna leave it here-- 
Howie is losing it and Tom attacks him and they both start laughing... While Benmont is trying to smoke in the background but can't stop laughing...

Stan: I don't think we've ever een better and I don't think--- We should probably pack it in right now--

Everyone is laughing at this point Tom's covering his face, Howie is losing it and Benmont is snickering...

Stan: I think that was probably it--

Tom: This is it...

Stan: The --- of our sucecess.. It's never gonna be better---
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And this!!

I had to republish this cause it was published on accident I clicked publish instead of save without putting in the article!! Ahh!! So enjoy now!! 😃

~ Rebel 💘