THIS IS A J O K E SONGFIC PLEASE DONT KILL ME I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY
I loved this song during that Hamilton phase I had when I was like 11 and I was re-listening to songs from it and this popped up and I had a stupid but funny idea

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Hunter Wittebane, prince of the isles, heir to the throne. His infatuation? A simple gardener named Willow Park. Yet, Willow had ambitions outside the castle, and she was trying to explain that to Hunter.
He wasn't getting it.

"You say," His eyebrow raised, amusement plastered on his face. "The price of my love's not a price that you're willing to pay."

"That's not what I meant, I just want to open an herb shop—" Willow countered.

"You cry!" He said as he got up from his throne and walked towards Willow's kneeling figure, gazing down at her.

"In your tea, which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by,"

"I don't drink tea."

"Why so sad?" Hunter completely ignored her counterargument. "Remember, we made an arrangement when you went away."

"Prince Hunter, not to be rude but what are you on? You know full well I've never left the castle." She kept arguing. "I just want to open an herb shop!"

"Now, you're making me mad!" A glare settled into his face as he leaned down and one hand tilted her head to look at him.

"Please sir, herb shop." Willow felt (and visibly looked) very awkward as his thumb caressed her cheek.

"Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man." He gave a sly smile, briefly hiding the glare.

Willow gave no response, but she wished Hunter would stop caressing her cheek. That's weird.

"You'll be back, soon, you'll see," Hunter pulled her to her feet. "you'll remember you belong to me."

"Hmm, no."

"You'll be back, time will tell," He, again, ignored her comment. "You'll remember that I served you well."

"I don't remember you doing anything except raise taxes." Willow replied, getting ready to just walk off.

"Oceans rise, empires fall," He raised his hand sideways, gesturing to a wall of Random Things Hunter Stole From Dying Countries. "We have seen each other through it all."

"We weren't even dating in the first place?????" Confused Willow.

"And when push comes to shove," He placed a finger on her lips, then tilted her chin upwards. "I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!"

"HOLD UP, WHAT." Willow shook her head. "I just want to run an herb shop!"

Hunter ignored her and started singing.

"Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya"

he stopped singing, but looked at Willow.

"You say our love is draining, and you can't go on." He placed a hand on his heart, being the dramatic theatre kid that he is.

Willow shook her head.

"You'll be the one complainin' when I am gone." He pointed out, a fact very much not true.

"Okay well,I should probably go water some plants or something." Willow turned to leave, but Hunter stopped her.

"And no, don't change the subject!"  He yelled as he spun her back to face him.

He smiled and attempted to flirt. "'Cause you're my favorite subject."

A hand went back on her cheek, and the other held her shoulder.

"My sweet, submissive subject," He spoke under his breath, but Willow heard him.

"I'm sorry, I'm your what now?" Willow looked very concerned.

"My loyal, royal subject!" He covered it up, looking to the side.

Willow looked suspicious still, so he just continued with the weird, unhelpful, rhyming, speech to convince Willow to stay and not open an herb shop.

"Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever." He smiled, removed the awkwardness from his face as he redirected his gaze back down at her.

"You'll be back, like before," Willow rolled her eyes at this, but Hunter continued. "I will fight the fight and win the war."

"Uhm???" Willow looked at the other guards and pointed at Hunter. "Doesn't he sound a little odd with this?"

The guards nodded.

"For your love, for your praise," He wanted Willow's attention back on him. "and I'll love you 'til my dying days!"

"This is why I want to open an herb shop." Willow retorted.

"When you're gone, I'll go mad." Hunter reasoned. "So don't throw away this thing we had."

"We never had a 'thing', so I'm not throwing away my shot." She shook her head.

Hunter didn't reply, he just licked his lips (??????) and pulled a plant out of nowhere. I don't know where he got it story logic yknow.

"'Cause when push comes to shove," He noticed how Willow's eyes lit up upon seeing the plant, and gave it to her, subtly lighting a match. "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love."

He set the plant on fire. What an actual jerk, the plant didn't deserve it.

Willow screamed and then started sobbing.

Meanwhile, Hunter started joyfully singing.

"Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat- everybody!"

All the guards started sing as Willow grieved the burnt plant.

"Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da, dat, dat, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat-da, dat, da-da-da, da-ya-da
Da-da-da, dat, da-ya-da-ah!"

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Hunter woke up with a start, terrified. What kind of musical nightmare was that crap?

He shook Luz awake, who groaned.

"It's 3 in the morning, what???"

"Never show me Hamilton again it gave me nightmares."

Luz didn't respond with words, but she laughed at Hunter.

Now he's a sad boy again.