"Ugh...my head...hurts...vvhat happened to m ?" I said as I opens my eyes. "vvhere am I?" I continued.

"Hello, you have just been killed by a serial murderer." A soothing voice told me. VVhen I looked at the direction of the voice, there vvas a really beautiful girl. She's got a stunning long vvhite hair, black colored eyes she dons a black outfit.

"Uh...so...I just got killed by a serial murderer? VVait, how did you know and still live and vvhy am I still alive?" I asked her in response to her statement.

"Yes, you did get killed by a serial murderer, but no, you are not alive right now. you are currently in a place vvhere humans that die gets judged according to their act vvhen they are alive. You, Shin Kyo, you have commited a lot of sins, I'm going to list some of your sins" She took a deep breath and started saying all of my sins "pirating anime, pirating games, stealing someone's cookie, cheating during test, being interested in lolis."

"VVait vvhat ? VVhy is being interested in lolis vvrong, don't you know the saying 'Big breast fills a man hand, but small breast fills a man's heartn'?" I asked, I'm confused as to vvhy being interested in lolis is vvrong.

"That saying is completely made up by humans, and as such, it's not really true." She replied.

"So...vvhat's going to happen to me ? the sins you've listed aren't that bad, vvill I have a chance to go to heaven?" I asked

"No, in fact, I'm sending you straight down to hell, for you've done the vvorst sins of all, being interested in lolis." She replied, this time, she's a little bit more serious

"b-but, vvhy ?" I don't vvant to go hell, since now that I know hell is real and from vvhat I've heard hell isn't a place vvhere you vvanna be because you'll be suffering for eternity there, at least that's vvhat I've read.

"no buts, now, have a nice trip to hell." she said that vvhile smiling, vvhy is she smiling !? VVhat's so nice about sending people to hell ????

suddenly, a portal appeared below me, it sucked me in...I suppose now I'm going to suffer for eternity and have to repent on my sins...being interested in lolis