We walked in to a room with really bright light. Here put these on quick and what ever you don't take them off. Willy said. We where walking and mike was talking. Mumbler. Willy yelled. We kept walking. Bring in the chocolate. Willy said. The Oompa Loompa brought in a huge chocolate bar. It has to be big so it will be the right size when it travels. Willy said. He hit a botton. Now that bar is floating above are head in thousands of tinny peices. Willy said. We saw it pop up on the tv. Take it. Willy told Mike. Mike said no. So he told Charlie to. Charlie did. Now try it. He said. Charlie tried it. It great. He said. Holly buckets. I said. Now could you send breakfast cereal. Mr Teevee asked Willy. No do you know it is made of those tiny pensil shavings. Willy said. But could you if you want to. I asked. Yeah. He said. Do you know what you made. Mike asked. You made a transportation devices. Mike ran and peced a botton and went in to the tv. More Oompa Loompa songs came.
The most important thing
That we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near a television set
Or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all
(Never, never let them, never, never let them)

(Never, never let them, never, never let them)
It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
(So dull and blind, so dull and blind)

He can no longer understand
A fairytale in fairyland
(In Fairyland, in Fairyland)
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think he only sees
(He only sees, he only sees)

Regarding little Mike Teavee
We very much regret that we (regret that we)
Shall simply have to wait and see
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back to size
But if we can't
It serves him right
Pick him up. Willy said when the song was done. Well at least that's all of him. Willy said. He small. His dad yelled. Put me in the other way. Mike said. Willy made a remark. Taffy pulled. Willy said. We could put him in the taffy puller. He repeated. Taffy puller. Mr Teevee yelled. Hey that was my idea. Willy said. So they took mike and his dad to the taffy puller. Ok who's left. Willy asked. Willy Charlie is the only one left. I said taking my glasses off.