Ruby Makes Cookies

Me, Javelin and Unicorn are heading to the kitchen to make some vanilla milkshakes which I love. Upon reaching the kitchen we saw Ruby with a some ingredients and a bowl.

Javelin: Hey Ruby!

Ruby: Oh hey guys!

Jean: So what are ya doing?

Ruby: Making cookies, what about you?

Unicorn: Milkshakes.

Ruby: Ok, let's get started.

Getting ready all the ingredients, we are prepared to make our milkshakes. I turn to my left and saw Ruby trying to break a egg.

Jean: Ruby, you can carry Cresent Rose but you can't break an egg?

We laughed at it.

Ruby: Haha very funny.

Ruby tries again to crack it and had enough.

Ruby: YAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ruby slam dunks it.

Jean:

Ruby then tries to pour some flour to the bowl....

But no flour came out.

Ruby then tries to pour it out vertically.

Javelin: Ruby I don't think-

Ruby: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Everyone was covered in flour.

Ruby then takes the chocolate chip bag and takes one out ands eats it.

Jean: Ok, it's ok if you had one.

Ruby then looks at the bag and the screen.

Jean: Ruby don't you dare.

Ruby proceeds to eat the chocolate chips.

Jean: sigh

Ruby then tries to mix the contents but she can't move the spoon.

Jean, Javelin, Unicorn: Laughs

Ruby then tries to dropkick the spoon but cracks her foot, causing her eye to twitch.

Jean: Oof.

Ruby finally finishes her cookie, tries to dunk it in a glass of milk but can't fit through it.

Jean: sighs I got this.

Jean takes Ruby's cookie and breaks it in two and dips them in the milk.

Ruby: WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?????!!!!!!!

Jean: It's life hacks dummy.

Party Games

In the dorms of Team RWBY, a picture of a donkey with no tail can be seen on a wall with a crosshair aimed at the place of where the tail was supposed to be. Weiss with Mytermaster in hand was propelled towards the picture like a bullet but misses.

Ruby: MISS!

Weiss: Drat...

Jean: *in Price's voice* Try Again.

Ninjas Of Love Part 1

In Team RWBY'S Dorm, HMS Hood, or "The Pride Of The Royal Navy" is on her bed reading a Wattpad story about Azur Lane and laughed a lot.

Ruby: Oh Miss Hood, am I bothering you?

Hood: Oh no Ruby.

Ruby: Ok, but where's everyone?

Right on cue, Jean and King George V passed by.

George: Hi Ruby.

Ruby: Hi Miss George, where's everyone?

Jean: Blake I don't know but Yang and Weiss are having a showdown at the courtyard. Hood you wanna come to?

Hood: I would love to honey.

Hood get's out of the bed and walks towards them. She plants a kiss on Jean's cheeks as they leave for the courtyard.

Ruby: Alright, I'll meet you at the courtyard-

Ruby starts to slow down as she sees a book on Blake's bed and rushes towards it.

Looking left and right, she takes the book and flips it.

Ruby: Ninjas, huh?

Ninjas Of Love Part 2

Ruby was flipping through the pages.

Ruby: Huh?

She looks closer and flips 1 page.

Ruby: gasps

She then flips 1 page with a smirk.

Ruby: softly  Oh yeah

She then flips through more pages until she spots a black one and holds the book vertically and saw something she should not see.

Ruby; Now THAT'S a katana.

Weiss And Yang Training

In the courtyard, Weiss growls at Yang pointing Mytermaster at her. Yang the hold her arms up as Task Force 20 (Jean's Squad) is watching them, vanilla milkshakes in hand.

Weiss tries to slash Yang but Yang ducks and tries to punch Weiss but Weiss blocks it with a glyph. Weiss slashes again but Yang deflects it with Ember Celica and disarms Weiss by slapping Mytermaster and prepares to shoot Weiss.

Only to hear clicking.

She punches 2 more times but gets the same result.

Yang and Task Force 20: Huh?

Jean: Yang did you forgot to load Ember Celica?

Yang: Oh....

Weiss: sticks out tougue Nyeeh.

Yang thinks for a moment then punches Weiss.

Weiss: AHH, Oof.

Yang: Hums

Jean: Yang Xiao Long wins, FATALITY!

Ninjas Of Love Part 3

In the dorm of Team RWBY, Blake was finding her book.

Blake: Huh, Wha?

Feeling nervous, she trashes the bookshelf.

Blake: frantic Where is it?

Blake then turns to her left and sees Ruby with her book, Blake nervously shudders as Ruby growls at her.

Blake: Ruby is that my book?

Ruby: This is filth, FILTH!!!!!!!!

Ruby then slaps Blake with the book, hitting her hard.

Jean: And I was like- HOLY SHIT BLAKE ARE YOU ALRIGHT????????!!!!!!

Blake: Ruby c-can I have my book back?

Ruby: LATER!!!

Jean, Hood and George: Ruby....

Jean, Hood and George were wearing Juggernaut suits and were carrying AA12s.

Ruby: Uh Oh...

Ruby begins running as her cape gets caught on fire from the Dragons Breath Rounds from the AA12.

The End...