Disclaimer: I do not own anything that relates to Transformers, except this fanfic of course. I only own my Oc Tanya, and my plot twists~Hannah

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"Wake up femme." A gruff voice grunts. I groan, rubbing the sleep from my eyes. Who the heck said that? Memories flash in front of my eyes...

Buying a truck...

Seeing two giant robots...

Being chased by a evil robot...

My truck coming to the rescue...

"Oh!" I gasp, sitting forward. I'm sitting..inside..a freaking robot! Okay, that just sounds weird.

"Are you well?" The voice asks, the sound coming from the radio. I gape at the radio for a minute before finally speaking.

"Y-yeah I'm fine." I mutter weakly. These memories are really giving me a hard time. He...at least I hope it's a he (No really? Ironhide is totally a girl XP) doesn't respond, sending the inside of the truck into an awkward silence.

Might as well break it...

"What's your name?" I ask shyly.

"What is..a name femme?" The voice responds. He doesn't know what a name is? Is he...but then memories of Sparky talking to me rack my brain.

~~~~Memory~~~~

'What is your designation young one?' Sparky asks as I wait to be taken back to testing.

'Sparky...what is a designation?' I ask, completely confused.

'You do not know what a designation is?' She asks, completely dumbfounded.

'Well..no. Should I?'

'Of course you should. Every Sparkling is given a designation.' Sparky remarks. I have no idea what she's talking about.

'Can you explain? Please?' I ask, combing through my multicolored hair.

'Of course young one. A Sparkling is what you humans call a human offspring.' Sparky begins explaining.

'So...a baby in your world is called a Sparkling?' I ask.

'Indeed dear. And a designation is what humans call..your name.' Sparky says, slowly towards the end, possibly unsure of the answer.

'Oh! So designation means name!' I giggle. Sparky's warm laughter echoes within my head.

'Indeed dear. Now, what is your designation?'

'Hehe, my name's Tanya.' I giggle.

'You have a beautiful designation young one.' Sparky remarks warmly. She makes my face lift into a smile, one I don't wear often in this place.

'Thank you, no one's said that before. But your name is better, and funny.' I say, gigging at the end.

'Thank you dear, you have a funny way coming up with names.' Sparky chuckles, the sound warming my spirit.

'Thank you..Sparky.' I whisper gently.

~~~~End of Memory~~~~

I blink my eyes, regaining my sight; the ghost of a smile on my face.

"I mean. What's your designation?" I try again. A few seconds pass before he replies.

"My designation is Ironhide, femme." Ironhide grumbles.

"Impressive name," I remark. "Are you a soldier of some type?" I blurt out.

"Indeed I am. One of the best." Ironhide replies.

"Cool, so do you work with guns?" I ask, already taking a liking to Ironhide.

"Indeed I do. Why do you ask?" Ironhide asks. I smirk a bit.

"Well I love guns, so I was just wondering." I reply, resting my head on the window. Ironhide doesn't respond, he just keeps on driving. Which reminds me..

"Hey Ironhide?" I mumble.

"Yes femme?" He grunts in reply.

"One, my designation is Tanya. Two, where are we going?" I ask.

"We are joining with the others." He replies, cutting off any other conversation. Bummer.

~~~~A Few Minutes Later~~~~

"We have arrived at our destination." Ironhide's voice rumbles, waking me up from my sleep.

"Herm...huh..oh yeah." I mumble, waking up. Without warning the driver side's door swings open on its own. Well of course it did.

I shakily get out, trying not to upset my leg anymore. Once my feet land on the ground, I immediately look around at my surroundings.

"An alley way?" I blurt out. Of all meeting places it had to a be an alley way?

"Indeed. Is that a problem?" Ironhide's voice asks from inside his cab.

"Nah, just not what I expected." I reply, closing my eyes for a minute.

"TANYA!?" A girly voice screams, tackling me into a hug. Really Mikaela?

"Mik- Don't you ever scare me like that again!" The same voice screams into my ear, cutting me off.

"Sam?" I gasp, surprised it was him that has the girly scream.

"You might have scared him." Mikaela whispers. Oh....hehe.

"I'm fine Sam besides...." I trail off when I see what's approaching us. "Holy tap dancing banana's!" I exclaim, practically drooling over the cars that are coming our way. A sleek silver Pontiac Solstice, a lime yellow Rescue Hummer, and a...holy momma is that a Peterbilt? Leading the other two, is a huge 379 Semi Peterbilt, with a blue frame design, designed with red flames. Would it be a bad thing to say that the Semi is more badass than my truck? Because it so is.

"Since when did sentient beings disguise themselves as kick ass cars?" I whisper, making Sam and Mik snort. I'm calling Mikaela, Mik now, so much easier.

I hold my breath as the Semi comes to a rolling stop...a few inches from my face. I stare in amazement as it begins its transformation, the others, including my truck and Sam's Camaro, all follow its lead. Parts fold out, and arms pop out. As it stand to its height, I notice how truly huge the Semi is. He's at least 30 feet tall, while the others range around 20 to 25 feet tall.

Once everything is in place, the Semi bends down on one knee. I have to bite my tongue to stop myself from asking if he's proposing.

"Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?" He asks, looking at Sam. Damn! He has a deep baritone voice that tells you "I'm the leader". Awesome..

"They know your name." Mik whispers, while Sam just gulps...chicken.

"That's him." I answer for him. I yelp in surprise as they all turn their electric blue eyes on me. Every single one staring at me. Okay...

"My name is Optimus Prime. We are autonomous robotic organisms form the planet Cybertron," Optimus says kneeling in front of me now. "And you," He says locking his eyes with mine. "Are you Tanya Fey Wess?" He asks with a tone of hope. I notice the others have a look of hope in their eyes.

"That's me." I answer. Optimus nods, but the others smile. Am I missing something here?

"But you can call us Autobots for short." The Hummer one adds, after they're sure I am who I am.

"Autobots." Sam and I whisper. Why does this sound so familiar to me?

"What's cracking little bitches?" The Pontiac one says.

"My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz." Optimus informs us, his eyes never leaving me.

"This looks like a cool place to kick it." Jazz says, flipping onto a car behind him, popping his feet up, I chuckle softly, and his visor over his eye seems to brighten at the sound.

"What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?" Sam asks, finally finding the balls to talk.

'I learned how to speak your language from the World Wide Web.' I remember Sparky saying once.

"We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web." Optimus informs Sam. Ha, knew it!

"My weapons specialist, Ironhide. And your temporary guardian Tanya." Optimus says, pointing to my truck. Wait? Did he says temporary guardian?

I squeal excitedly as Ironhide shoves cannons in our faces.

"You feeling lucky, punk?" Ironhide grumbles, shoving them in my face.

"Easy, Ironhide." Optimus warns.

"Those.Are.Awesome." I chirp happily. Sam's groans audible.

"Just kidding, I just wanted to show her my cannons. Glad you like them." Ironhide says pouts. I hear Sam snort.

"Like them?" Sam remarks. "She loves them." Sam chuckles. That just makes Ironhide smile bigger.

"Our medical officer, Rachet." Optimus introduces the Hummer next. Rachet sniffs the air. What is he a dog?

"The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the brown haired female." Rachet remarks. Oh my god! The old bot has a funny side! I fall to my knees clutching my stomach, due to laughing so much.

"And Tanya is hurt." He adds. All eyes/optics turn to me.

"Tanya what hurts? Your head? Leg? Foot? Butt?" Sam asks, shaking me by my shoulders. I just roll my eyes.

"I'm fine Sam. And really? My butt?" I remark snorting. He just sighs, but I can tell he's amused.

"May I?" Rachet asks, lowering his hand for me. I just shrug, hopping on. Once I'm level with his face, a strange feeling goes through my body, making me shiver.

"You have a bite on your left thigh." Rachet mumbles, taking out a needle from nowhere.

"Oh whoa, whoa!" I shout, waving my hands like crazy. "What's with the needle?" I exclaims, flinching away from it. Rachet sends me a confused glance.

"If I do not treat it, it could become infected. Is that what you want?" He asks. I just shake my head.

I cling to his hand that holds me, as he injects the needle into my thigh. Once he's done, the pain in my leg feels somewhat better.

"Thank you." I chirp, walking back over to Sam.

"You already know your guardian Bumblebee." Optimus says, once that little scene is over with. Huh, it fits him.

I giggle as Bee, which is what I'm calling him, does a little boxer dance. A song coming from the radio.

"Check on the rep. Yep, second to none." I frown. Can't he speak?

"Bumblebee right? So you're my guardian, huh?" Sam speaks up.

"No Sam, Optimus just didn't say that." I snort. Sam glares at me, but the others send me amused glances.

"His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them." Rachet says, pointing a red laser at Bee's throat. Bee makes soft choking sounds.

Mik finally decides to step forward to ask a question.

"Why are you here?" Mik asks, staring up at Optimus. All of their optics lock on mine, making me shift uncomfortably.

"We are here looking for the AllSpark, and we must find it before Megatron." Optimus says, his eyes looking me over for my reaction.

My reaction?

I shriek, running over to Optimus.

"You know Sparky?"

~~~~Sexy Line Break~~~~

Sorry for the late update guys! School is back, so updates might be slower (Just a warning)

What did you guys think? And why do they stare at her so much? And they know Sparky? *gasp* (^.^)

I'm also dedicating this chapter to @19MedixNight

She's a fabulous writer, and transfan. She's simply awesome :D

Thank you guys for reading, and voting. I truly appreciate it!

~Till all are one, stay fluffy~Hannah♡