To those of you who have come across this Q&A, WELCOME! I honestly don't know how you managed to find this, but no matter. You're here, and that's what counts.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Cardinal Ham'N'Eggs, and I am the leader and founder of... wait for it...                                                                                                                                                                       THE SPAM-ISH INQUISITION! (Didn't expect that, huh? I thought as much, for NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPAM-ISH INQUISITION!) 

Simply type any questions you might have into the comments section below, and I will read through them.

If any of you would like to join the Inquisition, your enthusiasm is greatly appreciated. At the time at which I am writing this (09:13 P.M., Friday, January 31, 2020), we are immensely under-staffed, as I myself am currently the only active member.

Thank you for coming. Enjoy!