funny groupchat texts bc it's funny-

janus: if someone ever asks who im dating, I'll tell them I'm dating an actor, which ro could definitely be, and when they ask 'oh, what's he been in?" I'll just say "me" and raise my champagne glass and laugh because in this scenario I'm at a fancy cocktail party-

roman: i approve of this answer

janus: thank you bby

remy : when ur eyelids are like "SHUT IT DOWN BOYS" and ur brian is like "OPEN THE GATES LADS" and u just open and close it eyes and open an close-"

emile: your brian

remy: i stand by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

janus: was that an attack

remy: yes

emile: enemies to lovers is only good if they're gay. if i wanted to see a man and a woman arguing id just spend time with my parents

logan: Is that why you get freaked out when Janus and Roman argue, Emile?"

emile: maybe

emile: lol

remy: mint ice cream and other mint foods are GREAT and y'all can't change my mind

janus: do you accept constructive criticism

remy: no

janus: MINT S U C K

(this ones set in the future)

Janus: thanks to all the horror movies that depict kids as possessed goblins now i have to fight back the urge to roundhouse kick jayden when she walks down the hall in the middle of the night

Janus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED WATER, TINY SATAN

Virgil: janus, it's three am

roman: we know

roman: we haven't slept since we adopted Jayden

virgil: that was four years ago

roman: yep