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things that they have definitely said at some point:

logan: -hitting the others with a stick- STAY BACK THOTS

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remy: if i was a skeleton i would literally say "that really rattles my bones" in response to literally everything

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patton: isn't bread just excellent? so many forms- panini's, baguettes, rolls, bagels, classic slice of toast. each different, catering to different needs. i love bread.

virgil:,,,,what?

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patton: how do i get over a crush help meeee

remy: i don't get over my crushes, I get under them

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remy: -opens pill bottle-

remy: -opens water bottle-

remy: -pours water into hand-

remy: wait. no, that's,,,,no

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remy: we drink boba to satisfy our ancient need to slurp tadpoles from a river through a reed

logan: no we absolutely do not

roman: yes we do

janus: what are tadpoles

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roman: everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

logan:,,,,,oh my g o d

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also lexi has a pet frog bc she's a lesbian