6 Year Old Me: Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day?

My Brother: Because that was the day that America broke the bridge between them and Britain.

6 Year Old Me: Why would they break the bridge?

My Brother: Idk, the traffic?

6 Year Old Me: Where would you have stopped if you needed a toilet and you were driving on the bridge?

(Technically my brother wasn't wrong, except the bridge was probably supposed to be used as a metaphor XD)