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Unknown:
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You: Yo

Unknown: Yo

You: let me guess,
you're from The
BlueBerry Bar

You: ofc u r

You: no one replies to
a customer after spamming
them with different phone
numbers

You: do u know how
annoying it is?!

You: I bet you have more
phone numbers than
my brain cells

Unknown:
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With QWER Products,
Stay Longer and Make
your Partner feel
proud of you

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You: wow. It kinda
suddenly hit me rn

You: I don't even have a partner
to make him proud T-T

Unknown: sad

You: Speaking of partners,
I just got asked out by a guy

You: and coz of you I
made the worst first impression
one could ever make!

Unknown: wait,
How am I involved in ur shit?

You: you're involved in
everything that goes
wrong on this planet

Unknown: was I involved
in your manufacturing process?

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You: stfu

You: how dare u
objectify women

Creepiest:
I don't see any woman here

You:

Creepiest:
is he a geek or something?

You: who?

Creepiest:
the one who asked u out

Creepiest:
it's kinda unbelievable

You: -_-

Creepiest: where exactly
r u guys going on ur date?

You: biology lab

Creepiest: ...

Creepiest:
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your Partner feel
proud of you

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