[He passes a shy smile. You could see his ears turn a shade of red.

Before a minute could pass since you keep your phone down, it starts to ping again along with that of jungkook's, saving him from his predicament.

You sigh and pick up your phone to see about a hundred texts from a group chat.]

Hoseonotokay:
WHAT THE FHSK

Hoseonotokay:
BRUUUUUH

parkjamsjimin:
I KNOW RIGHT

joon69: WAIT WAIT LET ME WATCH IT

mrkimseokjin:
now that's the person who
deserves my friendship

Hoseonotokay:
HOLY FRIGGIN BULGOGI

Hoseonotokay:
MY HEART BOOM BOOM

parkjamsjimin:
WOAAAAAAAH

Hoseonotokay:
BROOOOOOO

yslashn: woah

yslashn: who died

Hoseonotokay: my sANITY

parkjamsjimin:
yoongi said he just saw tae
in a Loona music video so
everyone's freaking out bout that

Hoseonotokay:
THATS MAH DUDE MIDST THE LADIES

[you look up at the same time as jungkook to exchange a surprised look.]

Hoseonotokay:
yAS MAN

Hoseonotokay:
MAKE ME PROUD SON

mrkimseokjin:
will play the song at our restaurant

Hoseonotokay: shEEEEESH

Hoseonotokay:
NO WAY DID HE JUST

Hoseonotokay:
THE ATTITUDE SOME MEN HAVE

Hoseonotokay:
HOW CAN YOU LEAVE
HER LIKE THAT???

Hoseonotokay:
I WOULD NEVER

Hoseonotokay:
I REPEAT

Hoseonotokay:
NEVER

Hoseonotokay:
COMMIT THAT CRIME

yslashn: someone's really into Loona

Jeonjungking: *girl groups

yslashn: XD

joon69: BROTHERLOVING APPHOLE
IS BEING CHASED BY WOMEN

parkjamsjimin: *A LOT OF WOMEN

yslashn: makes sense

Jeonjungking: 👀👀👀

Yslashn:

[you purse your lips to hide a smile when you hear Jungkook chuckle]

Hoseonotokay:
*PRECIOUS WOMEN

Hoseonotokay:
YAS GAL DISS THE SHIP
OUTTA THIS BULGOGI

Hoseonotokay:
@kimtaehyung I'D HAVE BEEN
PREPARED IF U HAD WARNED ME
ABOUT THIS CRISIS

Hoseonotokay:
YOU GONNA SUFFER FOR
USING HER LIKE A TOY THIS
IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

yslashn:

Hoseonotokay:
HOW CAN U SAY SUCH
THINGS TO THEM?

yoongi404:
he is ranting about the lyrics

yslashn: ah

yslashn: thanks

yoongi404:
you're welcome

Hoseonotokay:
WOT

Hoseonotokay:
DID U SEE HOW HE ENDED IT?

parkjamsjimin:
yep

Hoseonotokay:
HE JUST SMIRKED AND LEFT

Hoseonotokay:
NOT OKAY MAN

yslashn: oh

yslashn: Really??
At what minute???

yslashn: gotta empathize!
That's so sad!!!

Hoseonotokay:
I KNOW RIGHT??

yslashn: now where does he smirk

jeonjungking:

yslashn:

Hoseonotokay: 02:46

yslashn: thanks

yslashn: let me relate!

yslashn: with the treachery!

Jeonjungking:

parkjamsjimin:
right, you obviously have a lot of em

Hoseonotokay:
IM GONNA CRY

yslashn:

Jeonjungking: ouch

Hoseonotokay :
I AM NOT OKAY

yslashn: is our chef @jeonjungking
another girl group enthusiast?

Hoseonotokay:
FRICKIN FRICKS THE CHOREO

parkjamsjimin:
yes but without the "group"

Hoseonotokay:
IM CRYING

yslashn: without wut

yslashn: oh

yslashn: 👀👀👀

Hoseonotokay:
THE CHOREOGRAPHY 🤌

Jeonjungking:
leave me alone @parkjamsjimin

Hoseonotokay:
THE SYNCHRONIZATION 🤌

parkjamsjimin: @jeonjungking

yslashn:
FUCK

yslashn:
LMAO

Hoseonotokay:
THE CONCEPT 🤌

yslashn:
LMFAOOO

Joon69: the women 🤌

yslashn: saving it for
conversational purposes

[Jungkook pauses. Small dimples appear on either side of his mouth as he stops right after sipping his smoothie, totally done with park jimin's audacity.

You look up at him with a hand on your mouth to stop yourself from snickering.

It was as if the meme itself sat in front of you.

"How big of a simp are you to make him actually edit the shit outta this?" You joke.

"he likes to exaggerate," Jungkook defends himself, touching his red hot ears with his fingers.]

parkjamsjimin:
@jeonjungking traumatized much?

Jeonjungking:
yes

Jeonjungking:
very

Jeonjungking:
will have nightmares now

Jeonjungking:
Thanks to you

yslashn:

kimtaehyung:
guessing by the quantity of texts from hobi

kimtaehyung:
is it Red Velvet?

Hoseonotokay:
KIM TAEHYUNG

parkjamsjimin:
YOU BROTHER LOVER!

Joon69: Bruuuuuuuh

Hoseonotokay:
YOU SON OF A LOVING MOTHER!

kimtaehyung:

[you put your phone down when you hear the click of jungkook's phone after he locks it and keeps it aside. He just stares at his smoothie for some seconds.

Jungkook didn't want to look at his phone anymore. He had hoped to have a nice time with you but now he only had negative thoughts about your little meeting, which is not a date. He was embarrassed. He didn't know where to look. He didnt mind you checking your phone and didn't want you to feel weird about it. He was afraid if he looked around, you'd feel like you're being rude. He didn't want that. If he went back to his phone, he knew he'd get anxious. He got awkward and ended up staring at his smoothie.

"Right. We shouldn't be checking our phones right now. So rude of me. I apologize," you sit up straight as you say formally only to tilt your head a bit and squint your eyes at him in suspicion to ask, "are you secretly sulking over your exposed childhood?"

"no," he responds looking straight into your eyes.

You pass an understanding nod and sip your smoothie.

"you lie with such confidence, it's scary"]

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This is a fiction.

There is no Loona music video starring Tae.