8:23am
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Justin Seagull
Unblock/Cancel
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You: FUKC

You: FLCU

You: GUVK

You: FKUC

You: FCKU

You: FUCK

Justin Seagull:
Oooooh so that's what it was

Justin Seagull:
How horny r u?

You: FUKCIN FUCK

Justin Seagull:
I get unblocked and receive
a bunch of misspelled fucks

Justin Seagull:
What am I supposed to
conclude outta this

You: I DONT DESERVE
TO BREATHE

Justing Seagull:
tell that to science

You: DAMN IT

You: WHAT THE HELL

You: FUCKFUCKFUKCU

Justin Seagull:
Got it

Justin Seagull:
U unblocked me to freak out
about smthn

You: FRICKIN FRICKS

You: WHY DONT I REALIZE
THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE
CONSEQUENCES

Justin Seagull:
well let me tell u
I did my research on latest
and past decades memes

You: WHEN WILL I LEARN?

Justin Seagull:
so I do know that line's
from a viral meme video

You: FUCKFUCKFUCKIF

Justin Seagull:
I think it's the right time to ask

You: SON OF A
FRICKIN HOLY COW

You: SOMEONE TAKE
ME AWAY FROM MYSELF

Justin Seagull:
THE HELL HAPPENED?

You: I HAD ALCOHOL YESTERDAY

Justin Seagull:
What's so new about that?
U should know by now that
you're an alcoholic

You: IT MADE ME DO SHIT

Justin Seagull:
hate to break it to you
but that's how it works

You: NO NO U DONT
UNDERSTAND

You: I DID SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD NEVER
DO BUT I WOULD HAVE
WANTED TO BUT I WONT
DO IT EVEN THOUGH I HAD
THOUGHT ABOUT IT COZ
ITS JUST A THOUGHT NOT
SOMETHING A SANE PERSON
WOULD CONVERT INTO ACTIONS

Justin Seagull:
make it make sense

You: I ASKED A GUY
OUT FOR COFFEE

Justin Seagull:
Oh

Justin Seagull:
u got drunk and got yourself a date?

Justin Seagull:
That's a very PG10 drunk scenario

You: WHO SAYS EXACTLY
WHAT THEY ARE THINKING?

You: THATS NOT HOW
HUMANS WORK MAN

Justin Seagull:
u might wanna clear ur
concepts about how humans work

You: WHAT DO U KNOW

You: U R JUST A SEAGULL

Justin Seagull:
Tf?

Justin Seagull:
r u still drunk?

Justin Seagull:
how much did u drink yesterday?

You: I WASNT DRUNK DRUNK

You: NORMAL DRUNK

You: JUST A LIL TIPSY

You: I COULD STILL
THINK AND FUNCTION

You: I SHOULD NOT BE
ALLOWED TO THINK AND
FUNCTION ITS HARMFUL
FOR MY HEALTH I THINK
STUPID SHIT

Justin Seagull:
can u not use caps kinda
feels like someone's yelling

You: HATE TO BREAK IT
TO U BUT THATS
HOW IT WORKS

Justin Seagull:
Noice

Justin Seagull:
u can always cancel the date

You: DONT CALL IT A DATE

You: just two humans
having coffee

You: yes, that's what it is

Justin Seagull:
u really need to clear a lot of concepts

Justin Seagull:
anyway all the best if u
arent cancelling it

You: fUCK

Justin Seagull:
Who's the lucky guy though?

You: none of your business

Justin Seagull:
Ouch
not delivered

Justin Seagull:
and here we go again
not delivered