7:56pm

Hobitch:
I'm telling u guys

Hobitch:
real shit's gonna go down today

parkjamsjimin:
Hobi

parkjamsjimin:
they went to a hospital ffs

Hobitch:
together beyotch 🙌🏼

Yoongi404:
Seriously

Yoongi404:
You're single af and it shows

Hobitch:
great coz I'm proud of it

parkjamsjimin:
guys, they're here

parkjamsjimin:
Jungkook just entered the
kitchen with a huge ass
bandage on his finger

Hobitch:
keep talking

Hobitch:
*texting

parkjamsjimin:
He's looking for something

Hobitch:
👀👀👀

Hobitch:
Hmmmmm

Hobitch:
What might that be?

Hobitch:
👀👀👀

Yoongi404:
Ya'll r too much

parkjamsjimin:
it's broccoli

parkjamsjimin:
He prolly gonna make some food now

Hobitch:
Hmmmm 👀

Hobitch:
Unless he needs broccoli for some action 👀

Hobitch:
something sus 👀

Yoongi404:
ffs

Yoongi404:
it's just broccoli

Hobitch:
Oh aren't you a lil too
interested in this yoongles?

Yoongi404:
Nah I'm out

Yoongi404:
Bye

Hobitch:
Sure, I won't tell u once I
find out the mystery behind that broccoli

parkjamsjimin:
He chopped em and
mixed them with some onions

Hobitch:
Onions 👀

Hobitch:
Oof so many clues

parkjamsjimin:
He's adding some corn

Hobitch:
Corn 😏

Hobitch:
Guess what it rhymes with 😏

Yoongi404:
-_-

parkjamsjimin:
Ok he's just making a dish

Hobitch:
A dish 👀

Hobitch:
Well guess what

Hobitch:
Y/n just came out of the restroom

Yoongi404:
You're being really creepy hoseok

Yoongi404:
they're doing usual human stuff

Hobitch:
And you're back 😏

Yoongi404:
I came here to mute this grp

Yoongi404:
Done

Yoongi404:
bye

parkjamsjimin:
I asked him if the doctors
kissed his lil injury better

parkjamsjimin:
Mfs gave him stitches

parkjamsjimin:
#scam

Hobitch:
it was a deep cut

Hobitch:
mere platelets wouldn't have healed it

Hobitch:
back to the mission

Hobitch:
Don't ask him useless questions Jimin

parkjamsjimin:
I asked him how he's doing

Hobitch:
I literally just told u not
to ask useless stuff

parkjamsjimin:
He's doing okay

mrkimseokjin:
would really appreciate
some productivity at work

Hobitch:
nice preference

mrkimseokjin:
I'm gonna let jungkook rest
how bout u two get to work
real quick?

mrkimseokjin:
Namjoon's gonna join us in some minutes, Yoongi and I can take the kitchen

Yoongi404:
WHAT

Hobitch:
didn't u mute us?

Yoongi404:
why would u do that @mrkimseokjin ???

Yoongi404:
We're already understaffed

Yoongi404:
Besides, Jungkook just told
Jimin that he's alright

mrkimseokjin:
we're fine yoongi, get to work

Yoongi404:
wait till I scrape my finger

Yoongi404:
I'll take a week off

Hobitch:
make it deep

mrkimseokjin:
kid's got a project to work
on that's why I don't wanna
keep him here for too long

mrkimseokjin:
u can crib all u want
no one's leaving before
their shift ends

8:33pm

jeonjungking:
are the above messages
worth wasting my time on
or should I just do what
I usually do?

parkjamsjimin:
the latter

jeonjungking:
Cool

Hobitch:
Excuse me?

Hobitch:
After I spend hours on
my Sherlock hopes phase,
u choose to ignore it?

jeonjungking:
wut

parkjamsjimin:
Hoseok wants the summary
of your trip to the hospital

jeonjungking:
went to the hospital got
stitches and came back

Hobitch:
u really hurt my feelings jeon

jeonjungking:
im glad

Hobitch:
u must've talked a little

Hobitch:
come on spill the tea

jeonjungking:
nothing really

mrkimseokjin:
didn't send u home so u
could text these brats

Yoongi404:
yeah, how does it feel to be privileged?

jeonjungking:
Okay bye

Yoongi404:
yeah privileged ones just
won't acknowledge their privileges

Yoongi404:
it's always us non-privileged
people who suffer

mrkimseokjin:
U aren't even doing anything

Yoongi404:
well you're already doing it

Yoongi404:
and I acknowledge that

Yoongi404:
I accept that you're
making the dish I was
supposed to

Yoongi404:
See? That's how u
acknowledge your privilege

Hobitch:
Stfu

Hobitch:
After everything I did for this lil shit

Hobitch:
he didn't even talk

Yoongi404:
introspect and acknowledge
your privileges

9 or 10?

9:30?

cool

cool

see ya
seen

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I want this puppy

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XD

your meme
game is strong

learned from the best

lmao

goodnight

goodnight

^that's how u respond

noted

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it's a never ending loop

just double tap and leave

yes