Jeonjungking:
We are not

[jungkook locks his phone and keeps it in his pocket. He looks around and finds Jimin just a few inches away from the bar, strolling around hoping to hear some of your conversations. Jungkook gives him a scowl before carrying on with his tasks. His next task was to give you the binder so you could read the recipe and understand it better now that you've already prepared it once.

You might have gulped a cocktail and you might have been a lil tipsy but that's quite normal for you so you won't have issues when you concentrate unless you decide to gulp in some more, which you don't want to since you got some books to hit up once you go home.

A few minutes later, Hoseok and Namjoon return from their quest. They say they successfully designed a poster, got twenty fliers printed, and distributed them to tired working people around their locality who'd be interested to grab a drink or two and to people in some posh areas of Seoul who wouldn't mind trying a new restaurant. The rest of the 980 fliers that they couldn't manage to get a copy of would be distributed some days later.

After they end talking about their 'quest', hoseok gives jungkook a sly look followed by a wriggle of his brows, which you notice and which jungkook notices that you noticed. The bartender looks at you from the corner of his eyes to which you whisper, "I pretend I do not see it". Consequently, the man next to you brings his hands close to his red ears, shyly mumbling 'I'm embarrassed'. Knowing that you know why hoseok's eyes are so curious but at the same time pretty confident as if he has accomplished something, Jungkook couldn't help but avoid eye contact with you.

you let out a snicker at hoseok's obliviousness and the way jungkook reacted to it. "It's okay, it's okay" you gently pat jungkook's back, still giggling at the situation.

Let's assume jungkook didn't feel like he got an electric shock when your fingers touched his back and his stomach didn't tickle at all because he wants to be cool.]

Jungkook:
Thanks but that's like
telling secrets on a vlive

Author: You're welcome.

Jungkook: I told you
not to expose everything

Author: You're welcome.

Jungkook:
why must you do this to me

Author: You're welcome.

Jungkook: your stupid

Author: *you're

Author: stupid

Jungkook: did you just

Author: yes

Jungkook: i want to
submit my resignation

Jungkook: I resign from
this constant molestation

Author: and what was
that when you constantly
spammed and pretended to
be someone else

Jungkook: I am still
pretending to be someone
else but touché

Author: identity theft
is not a joke, jeon

Jungkook: I know but your life is

Jungkook
Block/Cancel

~~~

[people begin talking to each other and the commotion wakes Yoongi up. He rubs his eyes before he gets up. He spots a freshly prepared margarita which seems to attract him to the bar. He saunters towards the bar, picks up the drink you prepared, and walks away.

"That'd be ten thousand won" you speak the moment he turns around to walk away. He halts, turns back, fishes something from his pocket, and keeps it on the counter in front of you. A little surprised by his subtle spontaneity, you look at Jungkook who replies with "he's got a thing for drinks" in a soft whisper, hoping for Yoongi to not hear it. Your mouth forms an O as you assimilate new information about Yoongi which, now, is the only thing you know about him.

After noticing the lonely margarita on the bar, Namjoon, who had just come out of the kitchen after conversing with Jin, appears. "I'd like one, please" he asks politely. Before Jungkook could open his mouth, you retort "fifteen thousand won". Jungkook looks at you with his wide bambi eyes while you stare sternly at Namjoon as you wait for him to put money on the counter. Without giving it much thought, Namjoon purchases the drink and takes a seat, joining the others who were hanging out at a table.

You give a satisfied smile to Jungkook. "profit" you wave the cash in front of his face before adding it to the bar's savings.

"why" jungkook chuckles, wanting to know why was namjoon the only one to suffer the treachery. "coz he's namjoon", you laugh which turns out to be a little sinister. "By the way, Margaret left you for some other man" you add.

Jungkook wipes his fake tears away and fakes a sniff. Dramatically he sighs. "I'm happy for those two" he says, looking at Namjoon who sips jungkook's Margaret. "Would a drink help recover you from your break up?" You ask, ready to apply your novice skills. "That's very kind of you but I'm okay, thanks" he says, wiping his fake tears again.]

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Jeknee: bish

Jeknee: it's 10

Jeknee: are you planning
to go home and study or are
you planning to go home and study

Jeknee: wind up you moron

[you look at the woman in the corner of the room who's sitting with an iPad in front of her, either working on some designs or applying for new jobs.]

You: ok

[you inform jungkook and take your leave with utter professionalism, thanking him for the knowledge he's shared with you today. You remove your apron and make your way towards the kitchen to keep it in its designated place.

"You're leaving now?" Asks Jin as he moves some utensils around.

"Yeah"

You notice him struggle with the bowls and trays which he probably wants to carry outside.

"May I?"

"Yes please, thank you" he responds when you offer him a hand. You help him carry food and other utensils outside to the table. "Dinner's ready kids" he announces.

"what if someone walks in? Are we gonna... eat in front of em?" Asks Jimin.

"no one's coming, I say this through personal experience" Jin responds as he sets the plates, joined by other boys who decide to help him.]

11:02pm

kimtaehyung:

kimtaehyung:
@yslashn ya missed it

yslashn: WhAT

yslashn: is that a... smile????
On yoongi's face?!

yslashn: what the fuck???

yslashn: did you-

kimtaehyung: yes

yslashn: when

Hobilovessprite:
ten minutes after you left

yslashn: wow

kimtaehyung:
Didnt wanna miss
the opening day

yslashn: well that must've
been a nice surprise

jeonjungking:
oh hell yeah someone cried a river

yslashn: wot

yslashn:

yslashn: really??

mrkimseokjin:
that's because he said he
worked throughout his breaks
just to be here

yslashn: wow man respect

yslashn: so jin cried?

mrkimseokjin: no

Jeonjungking:
society doesn't appreciate
29 year old liars

yslashn: Makes sense man
if I were you, I'd have cried too

mrkimseokjin:

kimtaehyung:
I wanted to taste your Margarita y/n

You: I'll come right away
and make one for you

You: I am not kidding

kimtaehyung:

kimtaehyung:
as much as I want that to
happen, I also want you to
not fail med school

You: T-T

You: let's just hope I don't

kimtaehyung:
you obviously won't

You:

Hobilovessprite:
guess what else you missed

You: watching you drink
three sprites then leaving
you alone when you pick
up the fourth can?

Hobilovessprite: no.

Hobilovessprite: -_-

Hobilovessprite:
You missed watching Yoongi talk
politely with a customer

Hobilovessprite:
and I didn't drink three sprites

Hobilovessprite:
Only two

You: 0_0

You: holy shit T-T

You: noooooo

You: how can fate
do this to me???

You: why must life
hurt me like this?

You: I wanted to
see soft Yoongi

You: whyyyyyy

You: wait you got
customers???

Hobilovessprite:
he also said "I will surely come
back to you in five minutes"
instead of "fuck off" on
a phone call

You: woah woah

You: one at a time

You: damn

You: let's start from
the moment I left

Hobilovessprite:
jungkook got sa|

Hobilovessprite:
Tae appeared

jeonjungking:
Jin cried

mrkimseokjin:
Jungkook got smacked on
his head for laughing at me

Jeonjungking:
Society doesn't appreciate
29 year old liars

Jeonjungking:
You were too drowned
in your tears to be able to do that

mrkimseokjin:
I didn't say I smacked you

Joon69:
T'was I

mrkimseokjin:
Yes

Hobilovessprite:
then tae posted a selfie on
his Instagram story

Hobilovessprite:
either old blueberry bar enthusiasts
recognised the place or his fans are
too skilled to track down his location
coz some of em are defo here

Yoongi404:
and then Jimin cried

mrkimseokjin:
wHAT

Joon69:
WHAT

Hobilovessprite:
WHY?

You: tf did you do?
@kimtaehyung

You: do people generally
cry as soon as @kimtaehyung
walks in?

Joon69:
that might actually
be true idk

mrkimseokjin:
Where is he though

Yoongi404:
Who?

mrkimseokjin:
Jimin

Yoongi404:
Backyard prolly

Yoongi404:
and Tae just dashed to the backyard

Yoongi404:
Kinda looks like a kdrama scene
with tae standing some steps
behind Jimin, who has his back
faced towards him

Yoongi404:
And Tae opens his mouth to
speak something which, according
to my lip reading skills, is either
"shake my ass" or "Jimin-ah"

Joon69:
defo the second one

Yoongi404:
and Jimin, as I can only observe
his back from where I am, probably
wipes his tears because I can see
his hand go close to his face

mrkimseokjin:
thanks Yoongi, we're in proximity
with their location. You can stop your
commentary and leave the control room.

mrkimseokjin:
also, you weren't supposed to
drink sojus from the bar's fridge.
They were solely kept there
for the costumers.

mrkimseokjin:
this time, I might actually have to
appoint you a kitchen job

Yoongi404:
Believe me, if I could take all the
sojus outta my body rn n place em
back in the fridge, I would.
That's the level of remorse
I feel for my actions.

Yoongi404:
Also, stop blackmailing me with
the kitchen job threat

mrkimseokjin:
you don't tell me what to do

Yoongi404:
I can tell you what to do

mrkimseokjin:
You do not tell me what to do!

Yoongi404:
Or what?

Yoongi404:
Are you gonna hit me?

mrkimseokjin:
No, but, as the owner of The
Bangtan bar, I'm going to appoint
you as a full time chef.

mrkimseokjin:
Do you want it?

Yoongi404:
I don't

mrkimseokjin:
But you're asking for it

mrkimseokjin:
You're dying for it

mrkimseokjin:
Get out of control room

mrkimseokjin: Got it?

Yoongi404: Ok

You:

Yoongi404:
Yo I guess they resolved
their old issues

mrkimseokjin:
We're right there Yoongi,
we can see that

Jeonjungking:
FYI, I'm the only one at the bar rn
and there are some customers
who aren't here only for the drinks

mrkimseokjin:
coming

Hobilovessprite:
me too

Yoongi404:
I'll report the backyard
scenes to you from control room

mrkimseokjin:
No, you'll leave them alone
and do your work

Yoongi404: ok

You: all the best guys!

[and your stomach growls.

you now regret not staying back and having dinner with them when they asked you to. They even offered to pack some food for you so could eat at home but you, trying to be polite af and not wanting trouble them with extra work, politely refused.

you knew if you stayed back, it'd take another hour for you to return home and you might lose your -0.09% will to study.

so you kinda got some work done as you were home by 10:30 along with Jennie. Thanks to her, you have ramen prepared in the kitchen waiting for you to devour it.]

12:35am

Jeonjungking:
guys?

Jeonjungking:
What the fuck?!

You: MWAHAHAHAHA

Hobilovessprite:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeonjungking:
Y/n too???

You: HAHAHAHAHA

Jeonjungking:

Joon69: HAHAHAHA

mrkimseokjin:
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeonjungking:
Jin Hyung has so many followers

mrkimseokjin:
u should be grateful to Tae
for not participating in this
lejindary movement

Jeonjungking:
@kimtaehyung the real mvp

Jeonjungking:
what do u get from this tho?

Parkjamsjimin:
satisfaction

Hobilovessprite:
MWAAAAAHAHAHA

Jeonjungking:
seriously guys??

Yoongi404: yes

Jeonjungking:
plz remove my pic from your profiles

You: no

You:

Jeonjungking: