["Your kid did that?" Jennie raises her brows, anticipating an answer from Jin, who has a hand on his chest as he slowly pats it and stops himself from throwing a tantrum. Not wanting to be impolite with a customer, he forces a smile on his lips which takes away most of his energy. He then uses a bit of his will to let out a fake laugh and tries his best to politely refuse but end up saying, "does this face look like it belongs to a father?", in a calm voice which turns into a sarcastic tone.

"yeah" she responds casually.]

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parkjamsjimin: dAdDy

hobilovessprite: wtf

parkjamsjimin: jin's a dADdY XD

hobiwater: you definitely need me rn

jeonjungking: 10/10 for effort

---

[Jin's hands turn into a fist as he holds back another tantrum "haha, i'm still young wild and free haha i dont have kids hahaha, thank you" Jin says, restraining himself from starting an argument about his age. He then excuses himself and dashes towards the kitchen.]

———

yoongi404:
who tf does she think she is??

yoongi404:
and who tf is this hobiwater

hobiwater: it's me

yoongi404:
wow so informative

hobiwater:
i, Jung hoseok, changed my
username duh, use some
common sense

parkjamsjimin:
bro... you did not just..

jeonjungking: he just...

parkjamsjimin: 10/10 for effort

yoongi404:
chill guys, it's not like I'm
gonna say harsh words like
'you're the lamest person ever'
to him and then eat his lunch
while he's away :)

Hobigotnohope:

Hobigotnohope:
STAY AWAY FROM MY LUNCHBOX

parkjamsjimin:
It's the green one right?
With a sunflower sticker on it?

yoongi404: thanks

Hobigotnohope:
JIMIN 😡

jeonjungking: yeah the one
in the main fridge... wonder
wakanda special dish he
got today

HangryHobi:

HangryHobi:
STAHP

jeonjungking: im curious bout
his lunch so i'm going to the kitchen
now anyone wanna join?

HangryHobi: WHY? WHY
WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR
CUSTOMERS ALONE

HangryHobi: DID YOU FINISH
TEACHING Y/N ALL THE BARTENDING?

jeonjungking: we got no
customers, only Jennie

Jeonjungking:
and y/n's discussing
something about the interior
with Jennie so

Jeonjungking:
we're free rn

yoongi404: I'll join

Parkjamsjimin: me too

jeonjungking:
@yoongi404 you'll share
his lunch with us right?

yoongi404: no

Jeonjungking: pwease 🥺

Yoongi404:

HangryHobi: I see

HangryHobi: it's time

HobiMeetsEvil:

Jeonjungking:
WHAT THE FURR

HobiMeetsEvil: hahaha

Jeonjungking: UNSEND IT

jeonjungking: RIGHT NOW

HobiMeetsEvil: here's a deal,
you all stay away from my lunch
and I'll unsend it

Yoongi404: nope not happening

Jeonjungking: I WILL STOP
THEM YOU UNSEND IT RIGHT NOW

HobiMeetsEvil: I need to know
you've already stopped em

jeonjungking: UNSEND IT I'LL
VIDEOCALL YOU

Parkjamsjimin: but yoongi
has already opened the fridge

Jeonjungking: DONT LIE JIMIN,
YOONGI HASNT MOVED FROM
HIS SEAT YET

Yoongi404: watchu talkin bout
I'm about to open his green box

Jeonjungking: YOU TRAITORS

jeonjungking: UNSEND THE
MF PIC HOSEOK HYUNG

HobiMeetsEvil:
@jeonjungking I have more
pics for future blackmailing
purposes, so I hope you'll be
more cautious from now on

HobiMeetsEvil: nope, don't
bother calling me, I won't pick up

Jeonjungking: Why you
acting like a total bulgogi rn

HobiMeetsEvil:
I have reached my saturation
point coz u r always a bulgogi to me

Jeonjungking:
but that's bcoz u
my fav hyung 🥺

HobiMeetsEvil:
Haha nice try I'm
not falling for that

Jeonjungking:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

You: guys could u look
up from your phones now?

You: thanks

jeonjungking: you're welcome

Parkjamsjimin: welcs

You: and you're back
on your phones again

yoongi404:
same to you

You: apparently ya'll
don't hear words but texts

You: wait what the-
that's jungkook right?

You: XDDDDDDDD

HobiMeetsEvil: yasss

You: uwuuuuuu

Jeonjungking:
U SAID U WILL UNSEND JT

HobiMeetsEvil:
I am evil HAHAHA

jeonjungking:
DELETE THE MF PIC

you: NOOOOOOOO

jeonjungking:
YEEEEEEEEEEEES

you: NOOOOOOOOOO

jeonjungking:
YEEEEEEEEEEEES

You: NOOOOOOO

jeonjungking: YEEEEEEEEEES

You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

jeonjungking:
NOOOOOOOOO

jeonjungking:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

jeonjungking: tf

You: you can unsend
it now hoseok

jeonjungking:
yes PLeASE

You: btw

You:

You: I don't see any difference

parkjamsjimin:
HHWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

jeonjungking:
WHAT

jeonjungking:
WHEN DID U

jeonjungking:
WHATTTTR

HobiMeetsEvil:
He still the same
baby lmaooooo

Jeonjungking:
why're ya'll bullying me

Jeonjungking:
that angle is what we call
molestation :')

Jeonjungking:
Why didn't I notice being harassed?

you: don't know mate

You: guess you were too
engrossed in texting huge
ass paragraphs to some
poor soul

HobiMeetsEvil:
that'd be me

HobiMeetsEvil:
I am the poor soul

HobiMeetsEvil: I have received
all kinds of threats from this threat 👇

Jeonjungking:
cAn yOU NOT????

You: so you're saying

You: this 👇 is a threat??

HappyHobi:
Yes. A serious threat 👇

Jeonjungking: stahp.

Yoongi404: no.

Jeonjungking:

You: is that...
@kimtaehyung with a gun?

HappyHobi:
yes it's @kimtaehyung

You: is this @kimtaehyung
from some action movie?

parkjamsjimin:
no, this @kimtaehyung is
from a tuxedo advertisement

You: I see. @kimtaehyung
totally rocked it dayum

parkjamsjimin:
mf @kimtaehyung would even rock
shit if he could wear it

You: after stalking
@kimtaehyung's insta
I can totally agree

HappyHobi:
you stalked @kimtaehyung ?
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

You: ofc man

You: @kimtaehyung
fothermucker has a blue tick

You: i had to

kimtaehyung:
Yo I have been summoned

HappyHobi: wtf getting
you to this group chat is
that easy????????

kimtaehyung:
I just happen to have a break

Jeonjungking:
and it's not even 3:18am yet

You: woaaaah

You: congrats @kimtaehyung

kimtaehyung:
thank you :')

Joon69: @happyhobi when
I said 'focus' I didn't mean
'focus on your phone'

HappyHobi:
tae's online bish lemme talk

———

["EXCUSE ME!"

you all finally look up from your phones at an annoyed Jennie who has her arms crossed across her chest. She's standing with her weight on her left leg while she taps her right foot, trying to control her irritated form. The noise of her tapping foot echoes through the silent bar.

"Do you, by chance, plan to ignore all your customers and prioritize texting over their demands?" She nags. "Y'all don't have costumers that don't mean you'll slack off like that? And you" she turns to you and Jungkook who are at the bar counter opposite Jennie "have the audacity to get busy on your phones when your customer is literally in front of your faces"

"as if one Jin wasn't enough" Yoongi mumbles to himself and heaves out a sigh. He then stretches his arms and neck before comfortably placing his butt on his comfy chair and closing his eyes while gently resting his head back on the seat.]

———

mrkimseokjin: look at this face

mrkimseokjin:
I am such a cutie

mrkimseokjin:
how can someone say I have kids

mrkimseokjin:
in fact I look like someone's kid

jeonjungking:
So this is what you've been
doing in the kitchen

You: he even edited it lmfao

———

[*clap clap*

You both look up from your phones as Jennie successfully grabs your attention by clapping her hands twice, aggressively. She looks at you with an offended face, her wide eyes express disbelief as her nostrils flair.

'Work's gonna be an adventure with this short tempered woman around', you think.

"You all will submit your phones to the lost and found box before your shift begins." She commands. "No objections allowed" she adds

and jungkook puts his hand down relentlessly.

"Wait- you're in??" You ask, just to confirm her decision.

"where's my apron?" She replies with another question.]

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*insert pink panther tune*

I know there're a lot of questions in your head.

Your questions will be answered in the upcoming chapters, obviously.

Till then

Keep calm and wait for my slow updates 😌🤘

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STAY SAFE, SEE YOU LATER.