7:33pm

Hobilovessprite:
Foodelicious 

Jeonjungking:
sounds cool

Yoongi404: nah

Parkajamsjimin:
kinda lacks the vibe

You: it's really nice

Hobilovessprite: ikr???

You: yeah

mrkimseokjin: nah

Hobilovessprite:
how bout barbae

Joon69: nope

mrkimseokjin: never

Parkjamsjimin: The Jam Bar

Yoongi404: ew

Joon69: u haven't
healed yet, have u?

Parkjamsjimin:
healed from what

Joon69: ohKay

Yoongi404:
the bruh moment bar

Yoongi404:

Jeonjungking: the broburn bar

Jeonjungking: get it?
Bourbun? Broburn? Coz
jimin got burned

You: yep

Jeonjungking:
I'm never texting agai|

Jeonjungking: :')

[yes, you're discussing names for the bar/restaurant. The guys tried sending all kinds of motivational quotes and long inspirational paragraphs which might or might not be one of the reasons why Jin approved after two days of his own evaluation and calculation of the revenue.]

You: BAR Tender

You: as in bartender
who serves drinks but
also, a bar that's tender
something like that

You: some kinda word
play u know what I mean

Joon69: 🤢

You: -_-

mrkimseokin: nah

Yoongi404: people might not get it

Parkjamsjimin: it's okayish I guess

Hobilovessprite: it's nice
but foodelicious was better

You: yeah true

Jeonjungking: I think it's
really cool, you're so creative

You: lol thanks

mrkimseokjin:
I got the perfect name

mrkimseokjin:
Kim Seokjin

You: cool

Parkjamsjimin: nah

Hobilovessprite: Jimin

Joon69: it's nice let's go with it

mrkimseokjin: just kidding guys

Joon69: phew

mrkimseokjin: u said it's nice

Joon69: well...

Kimtaehyung:
the blackberry bar

Jeonjungking: more like,
u can copy my homework but
don't make it too obvious

Kimatehyung:
how about "the bar"

Parkjamsjimin:
ooooh guest appearance

Parkjamsjimin: to what do
we owe this pleasure

Kimatehyung: I got an
hour long break

Parkjamsjimin: We're honoured
to be able to receive some attention
from you, your majesty

Hobilovessprite:
don't start now Jimin

mrkimaeokjin:
yes plz just shush

Kimtaehyung:
I'll have to go now, pdnim's callin

Kimatehyung:
Could Someone text me the name
when you're done deciding it?

Jeonjungking: sure

Kimtaehyung: thanks a lot

Hobilovessprite:
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DNKSHDKDNFLFNFLN
DBDJDNDKNDKDNDN

You: hoseok bro u okay?

Hobilovessprite:
bring back the old vibe
I'm sick of this one!

Hobilovessprite:
why jimin just why?!

mrkimseokjin:
NAMES FOCUS ON NAMES

Joon69: YES NAMES

Jeonjungking:
NAMES NAMES NAMES

Jeonjungking:
I love Kim Seokjin

mrkimseokjin:
I'm straight

Jeonjungking:
I mean the name

Jeonjungking:
for the bar

Jeonjungking:
I'm straighter than you

Jeonjungking:
only interested in women

Jeonjungking:
straight like a snake

Yes: noice

Jeonjungking: *scale

Jeonjungking: I MEANT SCALE

jeonjungking: I swear I meant scale

Jeonjungking: i was thinking
about snakes so accidentally typed it

Joon69: why were u
thinking about snakes

You: he was prolly
thinking bout you

Yoongi404:

Joon69: hahaha very funny -_-

Parkjamsjimin:

[jungkook panicked and wrote a huge paragraph, explaining the current typo along with some explanations about his sexuality. Not like he has a problem with homosexuals, he just doesn't want you to get a wrong idea about him, for he is scared he might lose the 1.89% chance he has of being more than friends with you. After almost finishing the paragraph, his nerves calm down and he presses backspace. 'How stupid' he mumbles to himself. He knows you're smart and you would understand a typo. He facepalms himself, realising how he, who never takes a step without thinking, has succumbed to his adrenaline which sometimes makes decisions for him.]

Jeonjungking: lmao

mrkimseokjin: think of a better
name than Kim Seokjin or imma
carry on with it

Hobilovessprite: kookie's kitchen

You: YAS

Jeonjungking:
woah woah woah

Jeonjungking:
this ain't about me

Joon69: the bangtan bar

You: why would u name
a bar, bulletproof?

Joon69: exactly why

You: ...because no one
would name their
place bulletproof?

Joon69: yep

Hobilovessprite:
but It sounds absurd

Joon69: uniqueness
attracts customers

mrkimseokjin: we wouldn't
wanna be infamous

Joon69: why would we be infamous?

mrkimseokjin: coz... you know...

Joon69: got it

mrkimseojin: so...

Joon69: I don't think
that should interfere though

Joon69: not like we did
anything wrong

You: I'm surely missing
something here which sounds
personal so I wouldn't interfere
but as a customer, Bangtan does
sound kinda strange but since
it's unique, it definitely would
intrigue me

Joon69: see?

Joon69: people might think
it's awkward which is enough
for us to find a place in their heads

You: they'd remember the
name and might look it
up on internet, hence
wanting to visit it

Joon69: yas

Hobilovessprite: woah

You: oof your
business brain

Parkjamsjimin: business
people smh always planning
strategies

You: bet he already
has plans to steal
customers from
other bars

Parkjamsjimin:
I'm sure he does

Joon69: kind of

You: u evil little
piece of snake shit

Joon69: wow

Joon69: some respect
would be appreciated

You: the cerebrum of
your business brain
has my respect

Joon69: what even

You: baby steps
nams baby steps

Joon69: all I look for is some credit

Joon69: pun intended

Parkjamsjimin:
there goes a business pun

You: smh

mrkimseokjin:
Bangtan bar it is

You: congratulations

Parkjamsjimin: yay!!!!!

Jeonjungking: finally! Let's get it!

Joon69: yas!!!

Hobilovessprite: wait, guys

Hobilovessprite:
with or without 'the'?

[next 15 minutes, everyone debates about whether they should include 'the' or not.]