Yslashn:

Yslashn:
how old are
you anyway?

Yslashn: dudes

Yslashn: hello?

Yslashn:
I'm supposed to be a
costumer lmao

Yslashn: proves that
I'll do anything to
procrastinate :')

Yslashn:
Aight imma head out
Guess you're busy

Jeonjungking: no

Jeonjungking: we're jobless
and totally free

Parkjamsjimin:
is that jungkook???

Yoongi404:
he's a meme now, interesting

Hobilovessprite: as if he
wasn't a living meme already

Yslashn: LoL

Yslashn: listen

Yslashn: I got a really
sick idea

Yoongi404: interesting

Yslashn: haven't begun yet

Parkjamsjimin:
bet he's not even interested

Yslashn: I'll say it anyway

Yslashn: you said Jinssi cooks
better than jungkook, right?

Yslashn: then they should
work in the kitchen together,
the quality of food will turn
out to be marvellous

Joon69:
omg that was an eye opener

Joon69:
the scales have
fallen from my eyes

Joon69:
We couldnt even think
of an idea like that

Joon69:
you're so smart

Joon69:
your IQ must be 20

Yslashn:

Joon69: ofc we knew that

Yslashn: well?

Joon69: can't be sure if
he'll have the time

Hobilovessprite:
that's actually a nice plan

Hobilovessprite: Jin hyung
should join kookie in the kitchen

Yslashn: kookie XD

Jeonjungking: it's me xD

Yslashn: bwahahhahah

Jeonjungking: 😅

Yslashn: it's so cute lmfao

Yslashn: kookieeeee

Yslashn: kookie in the kitchen

Yslashn: kookie's kitchen

Jeonjungking: LoL what XD

Yslashn:
'kookie's kitchen' is quite
an attractive name, u can
use it somewhere

Hobilovessprite:
rename the bar XD

Yslashn: turn it
into a restaurant

Hobilovessprite:
Bar with kookie's kitchen

Yslashn:
holy shit that
sounds cool

Hobilovessprite:
half of the place could be a bar,
the other side could be a family
restaurant

Yslashn: named
'kookie's kitchen'

Hobilovessprite:
I'm so excited XD

Yslashn: yay XD

Hobilovessprite: wohoooo XD

mrkimseokjin: hey stob it!

mrkimseokjin: stop*

mrkimseokjin:
get outta your imaginations

mrkimseokjin:
it's not good in there

mrkimseokjin:
we don't own the place yet

Parkjamsjimin:
and we're broke

Yoongi404:
and unemployed

Joon69:
So... I did some research

Joon69:
I could talk to the lawyers and
get the paperwork done if you
all are ready to contribute

mrkimseokjin:
it's not gonna be enough

mrkimseokjin:
the place is quite large,
we won't have enough
money to even rent it

Joon69: if seven people
contribute through loan,
we might be able to buy
half of it

mrkimseokjin: it's not just that
joon. We gotta put money on stuff
like interior, cutlery, and other small
crucial things which combine to form
a big budget

mrkimseokjin:
even if we manage to get the place,
we won't have enough money for
the renovation and food stock
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 @𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯69, @𝘺𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪404 +4

Yslashn: I have an
unemployed friend

Joon69:
we can't guarantee
their salary

Yslashn:
oh don't worry about
that, I'll take care of it

Yslashn: she's good at
DIY stuff, she can help you
decorate the place

Joon69: by any chance,
is this unemployed friend Jennie?

Yslashn: yeah

Joon69:
what about her interviews

Yslashn:
she has given
enough of em

Yslashn:
she needs to
distract her mind

Joon69:
Well, I assume, she won't work
for free obviously

Yslashn:
I haven't asked her yet
but I'm pretty sure she has
nothing better to do and
needs a life

Yslashn:
I'm 96.69% sure
she's gonna agree

Parkjamsjimin:
the precision I-

mrkimseokjin:
Ya'll are such a
bunch of dreamers

mrkimseokjin:
We don't even know we
got the place or not

Yslashn: one of you can
become the manager

Yslashn: since jinssi will
probably be the owner,
if I'm not wrong, and
will be working in
the kitchen

Joon69: well...
anyone interested?

Yslashn: you're useless,
why don't you go for it?

Joon69: excuse me for
being the only employed
dude with a 9-5 job here

mrkimseokjin:
STOB IGNORING ME

mrkimseokjin:
Stop*

Yslashn: I never really saw
Yoongi at the bar, if he can,
make him the manager

Yslashn: Yoongi oppa*

Jeonjungking:
u don't have to call him oppa,
he was joking lmfao hahaha lol XD

Parkjamsjimin:
justice for 'rofl'

Hobilovessprite:
Justice for laughing emojis

Yoongi404:
Justice for being serious

Joon69: kids, we're
talking business rn

Joon69: kindly shut up

mrkimseokjin:
You all are wasting your time
We don't know if I can
own the place, yet

Yslashn: Yoongi for
the manager then?

mrkimseokjin: right

mrkimseokjin:
I'm just an old hag

mrkimseokjin:
who would wanna listen to me?

Joon69: we need someone
who gives a fuck about
the costumers

Joon69: Yoongi'll be
the kind of manager who wouldn't
hesitate to tell the customers
to fuck themselves if they
try to enquire abt smth

mrkimseokjin: I understand
that you're 26 and frustrated
with a hectic job and no life but

mrkimseokjin:
mind your language.

Parkjamsjimin: Jin hyung,
no one's a kid here anymore

mrkimseokjin:
I know I'm just used
to being a bulgogi

Yslashn:
at least ask him
if he's interested.
I mean, he could
always learn and
improve

Yoongi404:
nope, not at all

Yslashn: alright

Yslashn:
I'd say Hobi or Jimin
but I don't think they'll
be free for a full day job

Yslashn:
Hobi got college too

Hobilovessprite:
speaking of which

Hobilovessprite:
I'm getting war flashbacks

Hobilovessprite: IM FUCKED

Hobilovessprite: I FORGOT
ABOUT MY PROJECT

Yslashn: WHAT

Hobilovessprite:
I HAVENT EVEN STARTED

Yslashn: TOMORROW'S
THE DEADLINE

Hobilovessprite: SHIT

Yslashn: well I started an
hour ago n completed 1/4th
of the half of the whole thing :')
so I think if u start rn...

Hobilovessprite:
DID YOU FORGET TOO

Yslashn: Not really :')

Yslashn: IM A PRO AT
PROCRASTINATION

Hobilovessprite: WHAT
AM I GONNA DO NOW

Yslashn: START
YOUR PROJECT

Hobilovessprite:
I WONT MAKE IT
ON TIME 😭😭😭
😭😭😭

Yslashn: ITS 5PM BITCH

Yslashn: YOU GOT THE
WHOLE NIGHT

Hobilovessprite: 😭😭😭

Hobilovessprite: HOW CAN
I BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE

Yslashn: YOU DONT HAVE
THE TIME TO TALK
BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW

Parkjamsjimin: I suddenly
got this great feeling of gratitude
towards my sociology degree

Yslashn: THIS IS NOT
THE RIGHT TIME TO
MAKE US REGRET OUR
EXISTENCES JIMIN

Parkjamsjimin:
Sowwie

[you laugh out loud for a second as you picture jimin's puppy face saying sowwie]

Hobilovessprite:
IM PNACMIN

Yslashn: WHAT

Hobilovessprite:
IM PANICKING

Yslashn: YOU CAN DO IT
JUNG HOESUCK

Jeonjungking:
YES HOESUCK HYUNG

Parkjamsjimin: BELIEVE IN
YOURSELF YOU HOESUCK BITCH

Joon69: YOU CAN SUCK IT,
HOESUCK COME ON

Hobilovessprite: I don't know
if I'm offended or not

Joon69: YOU CAN FUCKING
DO IT COME ON

Yoongi404: he won't be able
to start if u keep texting him

mrkimseokjin: YO THATS TOO
MUCH FOR MY OLD ASS TO TAKE
IN OKAY? IM TRYING MY BEST
TO GET USED TO YOUR USAGE OF PROFANITIES BUT YOU DIDNT
HAVE TO GO ALL OUT AT ONCE

mrkimseokjin:
I CANT INSTANTLY
UN-BULGOGI MYSELF
IT'LL TAKE TIME SO

mrkimseokjin:
MIND YOUR FUCKING
LANGUAGES BITCHES
OR I SWEAR IMMA CUT YOUR
SALARIES

[everyone heaved our a sigh when the disappointing reality hit them after they read jin's text. He can't cut anyone's salary now, for they have become their own bosses and are now responsible for their own paths.]

mrkimseokjin: imma go now,
got stuff to do

mrkimseokjin: hoesuck complete
your project or you're banned from
yoongi's birthday party

Joon69: HYUNG HDJSBDJ

Parkjamsjimin: WAY TO
SPOIL THE SURPRISE

Yoongi404: I'll pretend
I didn't read that

Jeonjungkook: I DIDNT CLEAN
YOUR TERRACE FOR FREE TO
SEE THIS DAY

Parkjamsjimin: GREAT,
SPOIL THE LOCATION TOO

Parkjamsjimin:
MIGHT AS WELL TELL US ABOUT
THE GIFTS YOU GOT FOR HIM

mrkimseokjin: FIRST, don't scream

mrkimseokjin: second, Oops

mrkimseokjin: sorry Yoongi,
u can come to my place for dinner,
is that okay?

Yoongi404: hell yeah

mrkimseokjin: and if anyone
of you pests tagged along with him,
I'll send you both back with your
starving tummies

Jeonjungking: woah wait

Jeonjungking: this isn't fair
he didn't spend hours cleaning
your nasty shitty one heck of
a garbage terrace

Hobilovessprite: he didn't
do two shifts to save money
for his gift

mrkimseokjin:
shut up before I feel bad

Joon69: he didn't prepare fake
prescriptions to get a sick leave
on March 9th

Parkjamsjimin: he didn't do
your dishes for a week

Joon69: why dishes tho?

Parkjamsjimin: I broke a plate...
but that's not the point

Parkjamsjimin: We need food

Yoongi404: u guys trynna make
me feel guilty for being born or sumthin?

Joon69: tbh, After all of this tbbb
incident, party wouldn't have been
that glorious anyway

Joon69: we gotta accept
the truth and move on

Joon69: I really wish to make
it all right somehow I don't want
you to feel like you've hit the
rock bottom again

Joon69: but let's not let this
thing affect our youth

mrkimseokjin: youth my foot,
I'm almost thirty

Jeonjungking: you don't say

mrkimseokjin: u wanna sleep
outside tonight?

Jeonjungking:
But I didn't do anything

mrkimseokjin: I know
what u do even before u do
it so be careful

Parkjamsjimin:
that's just creepy

Joon69: guys I'm trying
to say some deep ass meaningful
shit here, do not ruin my vibe

mrkimseokjin: OkAy

Joon69: Jin, how
about we celebrate this downfall

Parkjamsjimin: business bitches
just need a reason to party

Joon69: what's your problem
with my job man?

Parkjamsjimin:
I got no problem dude

Joon69: we can talk
everything out then

mrkimseokjin: alright

mrkimseokjin:
come around 7

mrkimseokjin:
till then no messages

Jeonjungking:
just mute your chats smh

mrkimseokjin:
just mute yourself

Parkjamsjimin: how much
more mute can he get lmao

Parkjamsjimin: he can't
even talk t|

Parkjamsjimin: I'm excited
about the food

Yslahn: bitches been
planning a feast w|

Hobilovessprite: I can't come
guys I gotta complete my project
😭😭😭😭😭😭

mrkimseokjin: can't promise
if I'll be able to save u some food
coz we got a hangry jungkook here

Jeonjungking: wdym -_-

mrkimseokjin: u eat like a pig

Jeonjungking: I don't

mrkimseokjin: yeah right

Jeonjungking: I'll bring you
some food hoesuck hyung

Jeonjungking: coz I'm a a nice
guy who eats like a human

Hobilovessprite: that's so sweet
of you kookie but can you not
call me that

Jeonjungking: hahaha nice one

Hobilovessprite: bitch

Yslashn: XD

Jeonjungking: I can bring
u some food too, y/n

Yslashn: what no lol you
don't have to, my roommate
made dinner I'm good
thanks, I appreciate it

[jungkook cringed at his text. "I've officially lost the ability to think" he mumbles to himself. "Hell yeah, you have" Jin nags as he places a bowl in front of jungkook and crosses his arm across his chest. JungSHOOK look at his hyung's resting bitch face, unaware of what he did wrong. "What?" He ask.

"What is this?" Jin shifts his eyes to the bowl and says.

"Noodles?" Jungkook replies with uncertainty in his voice.

"That was what it was supposed to be until you put chocolate in it"

"Chocolate flavoured noodles, try something new hyung come on"

"That chocolate was for the pudding!"

"We must eat hea-

"You kids get on my nerves sometimes"]

Hobilovessprite: bye
I'm going to suffer

Yslashn: hoesuck

Yslashn: lets cooperate
and do it together

Yslashn: imma hype you up
when you're down,
you do the same to me

Hobilovessprite:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hobilovessprite:
sounds great 😭

Hobilovessprite:
let's do it 😭

Yslashn: yas 💪🏻😤

Hobilovessprite: yas 💪🏻😭

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