[you were working on some project report when notifications flooded your phone]

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𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞
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mrkimseokjin: okay kids

mrkimseokjin: stop texting
me the same shit again n again

mrkimseokjin: we didn't conduct
a separate meeting for ya'll to spam
me with the exact same questions
which were addressed in the meeting

Parkjamsjimin: yeah right, like you
didn't just read out your self made FAQs

mrkimseokjin: NAMJOON MADE EM!

Hobilovessprite: Nobody got a
chance to ask any question, how
did he make FAQs??

Joon69: bro, when I said "these
are the questions I might ask if I
were them" I didn't mean every
employee is Kim Namjoon

mrkimseokjin: my busy axx didn't
have time to listen to your bullshit

yoongi404: everyone's suddenly
unemployed...

mrkimseokjin: ya'll got a
week to look for a new job,
what's the fracas????

yoongi404: only if it was that easy

Parkjamsjimin: you could've
waited till Yoongi's birthday
at least

Joon69: it's not in his hands
guys, try to understand

Parkjamsjimin: did u know
about this joon?

Joon69: yeah

mrkimseokjin:
I had called him to discuss it

mrkimseokjin:
I didn't know what
to do when I first heard
the news

mrkimseokjin:
apparently the police drug
busted tbbb's owner's place

mrkimseokjin:
he's being arrested

Hobilovessprite:
I understand

yoongi404:
no wonder he looked high 24/7

Hobilovessprite:
we'll find a job, no worries

Hobilovessprite: jin hyung, you
need to be strong okay?

mrkimseokjin:
I am a strong bulgogi,
worry about yourselves

Jeonjungking: uh... guys?

Jeonjungking: wrong group
Seen by joon69, yoongi404 +5

Parkjamsjimin: okay so now 8
people know about it

Parkjamsjimin: that is if taehyung
and y/n read the messages

Parkjamsjimin: JIN
UNSEND WHILE YOU HAVE TIME

yslashn: Oops

yslashn:
I got notifications

yslashn:
I'm sorry for
what happened

mrkimseokjin: Y/n, I request
you to kindly keep mum about the
information you just received

Parkjamsjimin: damn I'm not
used to you being so informally formal

Yslashn:
yeah sure,
I understand

Yslashn:
manager-nim, i'll be
glad to help you if you
ever need me

Hobilovessprite: me too
manager nim 😭😭😭😭

Parkjamsjimin: yeah I'll help u
with anything anytime u want, all
u gotta do is give me a call 😤💪🏻

Joon69: I can help too

yoongi404: ^

Jeonjungking: same

mrkimseokjin: wise men said,
worry about yourselves coz
I'm a strong bulgogi

Joon69: it'll be okay

Hobilovessprite: yasss we got
each other 😭😭😭😭you'll
overcome everything easily
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Joon69: we fell down again, so what?

Joon69: we'll rise again

Hobilovessprite:
yass 😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭

Parkjamsjimin:
we're in this together😤💪🏻

mrkimseokjin: what's with that
tone ya'll are using with me rn

mrkimseokjin: go regret your
existences, ya'll just lost your jobs

parkjamsjimin: so did you

mrkimseokjin: I was a handsome
talented manager, anyone would
wanna hire me

Hobilovessprite:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I dont
know if I'm supposed
to weep or sob

yslashn:
that's indeed a great
dilemma you've gotten
yourself into

Joon69: jin, we'll build
our empire again, stay strong

mrkimseokjin:
we had an empire???

Yslashn: speaking of
building empires...

Yslashn:
is it possible for you
to somehow own tbbb?

Yslashn:
can you like take the
ownership from the dude
who got drugbusted?

mrkimseokjin: we buy local
Gucci clothes to look cool
so no, we're broke

Yslashn:
ya'll could contribute
or something or take some
loan from bank for business
investment

Yslashn:
you also have a
celebrity friend, ask
him if he's interested

Joon69: actually, I have
been thinking about the same
thing for some time now

Joon69: initially, we can start
with short time slots and once
we earn enough we can
gradually increase it

Yslashn:
and instead of hiring extra
employees, we could
work together

Yslashn:
that'll save some money

Yoongi404: not bad

Yslashn:
plus you already
have a chef

Hobilovessprite:
Jeon JungAce

Parkjamsjimin: he cooks
the best food in the world

mrkimseokjin: ahem ahem

Parkjamsjimin: he cooks the
second best food in the world

Jeonjungking: I can cook

Jeonjungking: I mean I'm a chef

Jeonjungking: I mean you
already know it so

Jeonjungking: I mean

Jeonjungking: I'm okay with the idea

Yslashn: jackpot

Yslashn:
you have a chef jungkook,
a manager jin, useless
namjoon, waiter Hobi

Joon69: excuse me?

Yslashn: Yoongi, you in?

Yoongi404: it's oppa for you
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 @𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯69, @𝘫𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 +4

JK's POV:-

Hobilovessprite: JUNGKOOK K.O

Parkjamsjimin:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Jeonjungking:
What? Yoongi's
obviously older than her

Hobilovessprite: okay then
let's tell her to call us oppa too

Parkjamsjimin: yeah, I'll text
her "hey, can I be your oppa?"

Joon69: cringe

mrkimseokjin:
u never know who's older
tbh what if she's older than all of you?

Hobilovessprite:
well she's in one of my classes...

parkjamsjimin:
don't forget you joined late

parkjamsjimin:
super late

Hobilovessprite:
true, she's obviously younger than me

mrkimseokjin:
not obvious man, what
if she joined late as well?

Hobilovessprite:
then someone's noona
fantasy would come true 👀

parkjamsjimin:
What the actual fork?

Jeonjungking:
OK STAHP

jeonjungking:
YOONGI HYUNG
WHAT THE FUCK

mrkimseokjin: I see, you're not
a 15 year old anymore but I still
restrict you from using profanities

Jeonjungking: @yoongi404
@yoongi404 @yoongi404

Yoongi404: what?

Jeonjungking: stop flirting?

Yoongi404:
since when is being
respectful flirting?

Yoongi404: I just can't
handle the disrespect

Jeonjungking:
you're not her oppa

Yoongi404: ye|

Jeonjungking: no one's her oppa

Yoongi404: except me

Jeonjungking: Bro plz :')

Yoongi404: Nah uh

Jeonjungking: hyung :')

Joon69: what's wrong
with oppa tho?

Parkjamsjimin:
your business minded axx
won't get what it feels like

Joon69: okay?

Parkjamsjimin:
your only true love is business

Parkjamsjimin:
joon'd do anything to make money

Hobilovessprite: you didn't
have to go there

Parkjamsjimin:
just stating facts

Joon69: let's not change
the topic plz

Hobilovessprite: yeah,
back to Yoongi oppa

Yoongi404:
you're making a big deal outta
this just coz of that stupid song
that'll never be released

Yoongi404:
snap out and live in the reality

Yoongi404:
Or you'll just hurt yourselves

Yoongi404:
I'm not gonna apologize for stating facts

Yoongi404:
bye

Parkjamsjimin:
Jungkook Y/n Jungkook Y/n

Parkjamsjimin:
#manifesting

Hobilovessprite:
🙏🙏 jungkook Y/n 🙏🙏

Jeonjungking: T-T

Jeonjungking:
I was happy just by sending
promotional spams why
did u give me hope

Jeonjungking:
I've been introspecting
my actions a lot lately

Jeonjungking:
idk anymore I'm
not used to this feeling

Jeonjungking:
I feel like this isn't who I am

Jeonjungking:
I wanna go back to
being unbothered

mrkimseokjin:
OH MY GAWD

Hobilovessprite:
i know right!!
Our maknae grew up😭

mrkimseokjin:
😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hobilovessprite:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Parkjamsjimin: Y/n
𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 @𝘺𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪404 +4

Jeonjungking:
she's in the other group,
spamming us with texts

Parkjamsjimin:
I was just checking something

Jeonjungking: what

Parkjamsjimin:
did you get butterflies in your
tummy when you read her name rn?

Jeonjungking: ...

Jeonjungking:
What a ridiculously cringey
experiment, I don't even know
how to react to your lame axx

Parkjamsjimin:  yes or no

Jeonjungking: ...

Jeonjungking: yes :')

Parkjamsjimin:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hobilovessprite:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

mrkimseokjin:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Joon69:
tf is going on here?

Yoongi404:
you're in love, my friend

Jeonjungking:
ya'll talk cringe stuff
sometimes I can't stop
laughing

Yoongi404:
that's a helpless laugh, I know it

Jeonjungking:
how are you so fudging
accurate everytime????

Yoongi404:
I'm min yoongi

Jeonjungking:
I'm starting to doubt your
relationship status

Yoongi404: okay