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8:07ᴘᴍ

Dude

This verified guy
followed me

Great

No wtf

Why tf would he
wanna follow me

Who is he

Google it

For real?

He's a model?????

And he's friends
with ya'll?!???

Yep

Your bar must
really be something

Is it sponsored by
some celebrity?

Nope

We just serve
good quality stuff
at a reasonable price
          
Btw

did u attend
the extra class?

:')

u failed Chem?

:''''''')

boi what
language is that

the language of despair

prof didn't
ask me to come

DOES THAT
MEAN I PASSED?!

You always pass
with good grades
what're all those
caps for 😒

I was trying
not to flex

even if u toppers
just exist and do
nothing, ya'll still
be flexin

Im not a topper

I just accidentally
score good marks

Sure 🙂

Hey come on
u r gonna be fine

Just a bit more
hard work

:')

parkjamsjimin:
Namjoon broke a plate

jeonjungking: HAHA WHERES
MAH MONEY JUNG HOSEOK

joon69: I was just trying to help 🥺

parkjamsjimin:
by role playing captain America?

Joon69: you're such a snitch

parkjamsjimin: u bulgogi wimme,
u get a snitch

parkjamsjimin: who's got
the jams now, huh?

Joon69: still me

Jeonjungking: JUNG HOSEOK,
GIMME MAH MONEY

hobilovessprite: 😒

mrkimseokjin: DAMN YOU GUYS

mrkimseokjin: STOP BREAKING OUR
FRICKIN PLATES

mrkimseokjin: AND JUNGKOOK, YOUVE
GOTTA STOP WITH THE GAMBLING

mrkimseokjin: I AINT GIVING ANYONE
ANY SALARY TILL YALL PAY ME BACK

Kimtaehyung: *self destruction mode on*

hobilovessprite changed the group name to

Barbaes

You: cringe

Hobilovessprite: cringe all u want

Hobilovessprite: I like it

Jeonjungking: better than
naming a group of fully
grown people, barbies

kimtaehyung: what's wrong
with barbies, you ageist n sexist
little piece of human excreta

mrkimseokjin: it's okay tae, you
can use the word shit as I don't
wanna be a bulgogi and restrict
ya'll from using your names in
a fully democratic society

This seokjin guy's
scaring me

There there

you'll get used to it

Hobilovessprite:
u the real mvp, jin hyung

mrkimseokjin: 🤜🏻

Hobilovessprite: 🤛🏻

Yoongi404: what's with
your mf plates

Yoongi404: I just wanted a
brownie n this bulgogi slipped
outta my hand

You: lol

mrkimseokjin: LISTEN YALL

mrkimseokjin: NONE OF YOU BULGOGIS
ARE ALLOWED TO USE THE PLATES FOR
ANYTHING

mrkimseokjin: YOU WANT A BROWNIE,
YOU USE THE DISPOSERS

mrkimseokjin: AND IF I SEE ANOTHER
BROKEN PLATE, you will have to do the
dishes as well

mrkimseokjin: does anyone have any
questions?

You: not like I intend to,
but as a customer, if
I accidentally break one

mrkimseokjin: dishes

You: wot

mrkimseokjin: yus

You: does this apply to
all the consumers?

mrkimseokjin: no

You:

𝘚𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘮𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘰𝘬𝘫𝘪𝘯, 𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯69 +4

8:40pm

You: bro

Justin Seagull: #brozoned

You: u bro zoned me two hours ago

Justin Seagull: but I didn't siszone u

You: 😑

Justin Seagull: yeah I've
worked a lot today

You: u get lame when you're tired

Justin Seagull: yeah I just
don't feel like using my brain

You: when do u use it tho

Justin Seagull: that question
made me use it

You: rest before u finish
of what's left in your head

Justin Seagull: <3

Justin Seagull: awww

You: bitch

Justin Seagull: u so caring

Justin Seagull: <3

You: I'm a blessing on this earth

Justin Seagull: manager nim?

Justin Seagull: is that u?

You: yes

You: now send me your ID

You: or you're fired

Justin Seagull: my head ain't empty yet

Justin Seagull: u coming tomorrow?

You: nah

You: like I said, not till
next two decades

Justin Seagull: bish what

You: ain't comin

Justin Seagull: I'll make u a special drink

You: you'll prolly spike it

Justin Seagull:

You:

Justin Seagull: I'll serve you the drink

You: for real?!?!

You: finally?!?!

Justin Seagull: just kidding

You:

["Y/N!"]

You: ok bye

You: gtg

You: and don't break
any plates or you'll have
to do the dishes

You: your manager
nim's exact words ^

Justin Seagull: okie dokie

You: oh u could also
be a thirteen year old
going through puberty

Justin Seagull: tbbb don't hire kids

Justin Seagull: minimum age's 21

You: samuel's a kid

Justin Seagull: he's 17

You: 17 year olds are
kids as well

Justin Seagull: he's manager
nim's nephew

You: woah

You: Noice

You: their family's got
great visuals

["Y/N, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"

You throw your phone on your bed and dash towards Jennie's room.

"What is it? You finally decide to speak to me?"

"YOU BETTER NOT TEST MY PATIENCE"

"You speak loud when you're excited"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK IS EXCITING ABOUT MY LIFE RIGHT NOW? HUH?"

"whatcha talkin bout? You just had the time of your life with Namjoon"

"HE APOLOGISED WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT??"

"alright, alright, why did you call me here"

"I COULDNT STAY MAD AT YOU"

"I'm not deaf you know"

"I DONT WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT ME AND ALSO I CANT WAIT TO TELL YOU HOW NAMJOON BOILED MY BLOOD JUST BY SHOWING HIS FACE"

Jennie talks about Namjoon in metaphors. She usually uses negative adjectives to describe how she feels around him but you know how to decode her explanation. She's not very good at accepting changes, just like she couldn't accept the fact that she's breaking inside day by day, and that her hatred for Namjoon became something else ever since they prepared for interviews after their internship together.

"Okay"]

11:13ᴘᴍ

You: Justin

Justin Seagull: smooth

Justin Seagull: that's exactly
how u slide into dms

You: how's your music
career going

Justin Seagull: wow

Justin Seagull: I thought u forgot

You: bitch answer the
damn question

Justin Seagull: it's alright

Justin Seagull: I got a few fans

Justin Seagull: why tho

You: just askin

You: can I hear some
of your work?

Justin Seagull: yeah sure

You: nsnsjsndj

You: Idk y am I so excited
to hear your voice

You: I guess I'm more excited
to know your real name

Justin Seagull: (*link*)

You: bitch you named
yourself Justin seagull
on soundcloud wtf

You: you're such a player

Justin Seagull:

11:25pm

You:

You: I can't stop listening
to your covers

You: is decalcomania
your original?!????

Justin Seagull: yeah

You: T-T

You:

Justin Seagull: wha|

Justin Seagull: i'd love to

You:

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(A/n)

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY