Jeonjungking: anyone who
could lend me some bucks?

Hobilovessprite: I gave away
every penny I had to compensate
for the plate I broke

Hobilovessprite: this angel
ain't anyone's hope rn

mrkimseokjin: tf u need money for

Jeonjungking: I lost a bet

mrkimseokjin: this isn't how I raised u

Parkjamsjimin: that's cheating!

parkjamsjimin: u can't borrow money

Jeonjungking: I don't have any,
How am I supposed to pay

mrkimseokjin: so the both of u
have been gambling

parkjamsjimin: gambling is
a strong word

Jeonjungking: it was just a
small bet on Namjoon

Parkjamsjimin: yeah I won
coz we bet on his clumsiness

Jeonjungking: also, he broke a plate.

mrkimseokjin: that son of a bulgogi

𝘑𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘰𝘯69

yslashn: I think I
should leave 😅

mrkimseokjin: who dis?

yslashn: y/n

Hobilovessprite: she's our friend

𝘠𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱

𝘏𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘯

yslashn: tf

Hobilovessprite: why'd u leave

yslashn: it's your work group

Jeonjungking: we're all friends here

Parkjamsjimin: yep

yslashn: the bar's manager's here ffs

yslashn: he's like your boss

Jeonjungking: we're friends with our boss

Hobilovessprite: he's like our brother

mrkimseokjin: I don't know u but I'd like to

yslashn: sure

yslashn: we met yesterday
but I don't know if u
remember me

Yslashn: I was at the table
where u met Namjoonssi

mekimseokjin: I kinda do

Joon69: namjoonSSI

yslashn: you're a boomer to me

Joon69: Jin's older than me

yslashn: yeah but you're like
a 64 year old in a 25
year old body

mrkimseokjin: ya'll know each other?

joon69: not know know

Joon69: just know

yslashn: Some days ago, I'd have
expected you to use better words

yslashn: not anymore

Jeonjungking: oof

yslashn: we're just acquaintances

Joon69: we have a common friend

Yslashn is Typing...

Joon69: been a decade, where's the text

yslashn: I just stopped myself
from writing a diss track
on you

Hobilovessprite: oooooo

Parkjamsjimin: now that
we're making friends, let me add-

𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘫𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘮𝘵𝘢𝘦𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯𝘨

𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘫𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘪404

You: why the hell

You: do we have

You: A VERIFIED ACCOUNT
IN THIS GROUP?!

I didn't sign up for this

For what

Being friends with your friends

No one signs up
for friendship