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Justin seagull: oh look who's here

You: why tf are you awake?

You: Did you sleep at all?

Justin seagull: i did

Justin seagull: i slept for 25 minutes

You: dude

You: you could get sick

Justin Seagull: Are you worried?

You: just trying to be a human

Justin seagull: I'm used to it,
i dont get sick that easily

You: but still mate, sleep
deprivation isn't good for health

You: and how in the world are you
used to 25 minutes of sleep per day??

Justin seagull: no, not 25 min per day.
Lol. I usually manage to sleep for 3 to 4 hours
but sometimes it reduces to one or none

You: what is it that you do which
keeps you awake all the time

Justin Seagull: stuff

You: like spamming customers
with different numbers?

Justin Seagull: I'm more
productive than that

You: ooooh

You: I see

You: is illegal stuff involved?

Justin Seagull: I. am. not. A Criminal.

You: whoever or whatever u
are you must sleep for at
least 6 hours

Justin seagull: whatever

You: we arent nocturnal animals.
Our body is supposed to rest in
the night time.

Justin Seagull: I can do anything. I am Justin Seagull

You: that's why humanity
hardly exist any more

You: anyway

You: why was i the only one
who got spammed out of all the
people who visited the blueberry
bar with me six months ago

Justin seagull: is this what u
wanted to talk about?

You: kinda, but the main
reason was something else

Justin Seagull: what is it?

You: remember when you
spammed me from three
different numbers?

Justin seagull: no

You: what

You: ffs Justin,
tell me you're kidding

Justin Seagull: I'm kidding

Justin Seagull: only coz u called me justin

You: I'm serious

Justin Seagull: and I'm kidding

You: I'm-

Justin Seagull: ok ok
sorry my spammie <3

You: don't u fckin dare
call me that again

You: i finally googled it

You: the word does not mean
what it should have meant

Justin Seagull: that doesn't
change the fact that u called urself
my spammie

You: I am not your spammie!

Justin Seagull: my spammie

You: logically it's incorrect to
use it for a living being

Justin Seagull: logic doesn't
apply for abstract things

You: what is so abstract about it?

Justin Seagull: love?

You: u know what a normal
person would do right now?

Justin Seagull: call me?

You: block and report u

Justin Seagull:
U ain't normal tho

You:

You: let's get to the point
so I could block u asap

You: do u know a park jimin?
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Justin seagull:
new phone who dis?

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You: now don't start by saying u don't remember me n all that shit

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