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Creep
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You:

Creep: who is this?

You: Someone's trying to play innocent

Creep: Do I know you?

You: You definitely do

Creep: May I know your name?

You: You know my name
better than I know it myself

Creep: I'm sorry I don't have
your number saved, could you
plz tell me whom am I talking to?

You: You make me look like
the creepy one here

You: Last time I checked,
you knew me very well

Creep: I don't remember
texting you though

You: Quit playing, you creep!

Creep: That's rude of you to say
something like that to a person
you don't know at all

You: You're from the
BlueBerry Bar right?

Creep: Yes

Creep: Oh, are you one
of our customers?

You: No I'm not

You: Never will be

Creep: It would be nice to know what
makes you not want to visit our bar again.
It would be very helpful for us If you
could share your feedback.

You: Wait, why do you
sound so polite?

You: Am I talking to
Justin Seagull?

Creep: I'm afraid not

You: That makes sense

You: Anyway, I received constant
spams from this number. I hope
you figure out what's wrong with
your phone or wrong with yourself
before spamming me with a
different number again.

Creep: I certainly didn't spam anyone with
this number, neither do I have any prior chat
history with you. For all I could think, you
could be the spammer out of us two.

You: Excuse me?

You: Do you want me to send
screenshots to you?

Creep: There are numerous apps which creates false text images so I would need something more than that to consider your innocence.

You: This is insane. I have the chat history on
my phone and have received spam messages
from you. I am the victim here not you.

Creep: You can't falsely accuse
me of being a fake spammer

You: You know what, I'll just block
you again and move on in life

Creep: I was gonna do that as well