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Justin Seagull: The ting goes skrrrahh

Justin Seagull: Pap pap ka-ka-ka

Justin Seagull: Skidiki-pap-pap

Justin Seagull: And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom

You: ??

Justin Seagull: Skya!!

You: wtf

Justin Seagull: Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun

Justin Seagull: Poom poom

You:

Justin Seagull is typing...

Justin Seagull: oh
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Justin Seagull: ohhh
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Justin Seagull: hakabsksnsk
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Justin Seagull: woah
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Justin Seagull: my messages
are being delivered!
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Justin Seagull: Have I been
unblocked by The almighty Y/n?

You: u tell me

Justin Seagull: oh no, u don't
have to apologise

Justin Seagull: it's okay,
u know, shit happens

Justin Seagull: I understand

Justin Seagull: oh yeah of course

Justin Seagull: why would
I not forgive u?

Justin Seagull: come on,
u know m not that kinda person

Justin Seagull: I will always
forgive u, even if I was the one
to make the mistake
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You: done babbling to yourself?

Justin Seagull: I missed u too

You: how bout u sober up real
quick before I block u once again

Justin Seagull: so what is it
that made u take this serious
step towards our relationship

You: u mean the spammer
n spammie-if that's even
a word-relationship?

Justin Seagull: spammie

Justin Seagull: nice

Justin Seagull: yes the word exists

Justin Seagull: n I love it

You: idiot

You: anyway

You: I was gonna talk to
u in the morning

You: didn't expect u to flood my
inbox the moment I commit
the sin of unblocking u

You: btw what did u
think u were doing at
this unholy hour storming
my inbox like that

Justin Seagull: I could ask
u the first half of the same question

You: 🙄

You: I slept early

Justin Seagull: so?

You: so I woke up early

Justin Seagull: that doesn't
justify your point at all

Justin Seagull: i wake up late
no matter how early I sleep

You: okay?

You: so?

Justin Seagull: oh now I get it

Justin Seagull: were u watching smth?

Justin Seagull: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: no

Justin Seagull: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: I was reading

You:

Justin Seagull: that's so
productive of you

You: bye

Justin Seagull: already?

Justin Seagull: didn't you
wanna talk to me bout smth??

You: in the morning

Justin Seagull: it is morning

Justin Seagull: it's almost 4

You: I can't see the sun

You: so go to sleep

Justin Seagull: not until u tell me

You: ok then

You: drink coffee or something
before u doze off waiting

Justin Seagull:
now that's humiliation

You: bye

Justin Seagull: Hey!
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Justin seagull: come back
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You: serves you right for
giving me a false cliffhanger

Justin Seagull: you couldn't
live a second without me, could you?
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Justin Seagull: hello?
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Justin Seagull: my spammie?
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Justin Seagull: ooh I like how it sounds
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Justin Seagull: my spammie?
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Justin Seagull: where are you?
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Justin Seagull: two plus two
is five minus one that's four quick math
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Justin Seagull: oops
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Justin Seagull: two plus two
is 3 minus one that's 2 quick math
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You: ffs

Justin Seagull:
Ayeeeee you're here

Justin Seagull: WOHOOOO
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Justin Seagull: fvck
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Justin Seagull: not again
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